Paradise Lost

Dr Death Returns

2009-08-10T17:47:00.006+01:00

The man who supplied money that helped finance his friends' attempt to create a new entrance in Glasgow airport by exploding a car laden with fuel in the front wall of the terminal is today back working for the NHS.

Despite overwhelming evidence Dr Mohammed Asha, 28, was cleared by a jury of any serious terrorist activity. However, the Home Office still views the mad doctor of hate as a severe threat to National Security.

Asha's bedside manner was descibed by a fellow doctor (who wished to remain anonymous) as 'excellent...provided you make a small donation to his 'Kill the Infidels' fund'. Full details of the glasgow Airport and London car bombs 'incidents' can be found here at my very first blog post!

Doctor cleared of Glasgow bomb plot works in NHS hospital after Home Office dropped bid to deport him

Proof That Allah Isn't Listening

2009-03-26T20:46:00.005Z

When the Captain of an airplane says "prepare for a crash landing", you know things are bad.

Luckily, in the Western world pilots are highly trained and you know that everything will be done to get you down in one piece. For example, in the recent 'miracle on the Hudson' crash the American pilot managed to save everyone on board.

Passengers on a Muslim airline though weren't so lucky and in 2005 16 were killed when their plane crashed off the coast of Italy.

Although both crashes occured near airports and both planes crashed into water there was one major difference.

The American captain relied on his experience, training and initiative to land the plane safely with no deaths.

The Muslim pilot decided to skip emergency procedure and pray to Allah instead.

The Muslim pilot has just been sentenced to 10 years by an Italian court.

So, the next time you're sitting in a plane ready to take off and the pilot welcomes you by saying "Welcome aboard. I'm Captain Mohammed and I'm your pilot" ... check your travel insurance includes 'acts of god'.

Love, Honour and Rape

2009-01-25T19:58:00.004Z

Yes they're at it again!

A mad Muslim cleric in Australia is preaching the usual Islamic messages of death and misery to his flock. Whilst all civilised societies recognise the right of a woman not to be raped, Samir Abu Hamza is openly preaching that a man can force his wife to have sex whenever he finds he cannot control his sexual urges and that this does not constitute rape because it is his right to do so. He can even demand sex if she is in the middle of 'preparing him the bread on the stove'!!!

The same mad Aussie Islamonazi nutcase cleric is unsurpisingly also in favour of lightly beating one's wives (but not with a broomstick).

Australia 's Muslim problem has almost reached the epidemic proportions of the UK. In 2007, top Oz Islamonazi, the Mufti of Australia (no, I didn't make it up it really is his title) described uncovered women as 'uncovered meat' inviting rape.

Maybe Muslim women should consider covering up in their own homes too.

'Just Dhimmified'

2009-01-17T15:35:00.004Z

ITV last week became the latest victim of the apparently contagious disease of Dhimmification.

During a wedding scene from Coronation Street they decided to remove a cross from a church altar to avoid receiving death threats from followers of everybody's favourite death cult.

Their decision is quite bizarre as the programme is a form of light entertainment and is therefore intended to give people enjoyment from watching it. As any form of enjoying oneself is strictly forbidden under Islamic law this should mean that no Muslims would be watching the programme in the first place. However, it is understood that a splinter group from the extreme Islamonazi Muslim Council of Britain has been formed with members having the sole purpose of forcing themselves to watch Infidel TV in order to be offended. Obviously Coronation Street, a soap opera set around a pub and a bookies with a hindu as one of its main characters, was a good place to start.

A spokesperson for the MCB splinter group stated that there would have been no need to remove the cross from the scene provided a live beheading of an Infidel was used in its place.

Hamas Reject Calls For Ceasefire

2009-01-05T18:37:00.005Z

Hamas have once again decided to ignore international calls for a ceasefire and have continued to launch numerous rockets at civilian populated Israeli towns. Israel , which has already stated it would cease its defensive military action if Hamas permanantly stops its attacks, continues to receive the backing from all civilised nations in its efforts to defend its borders and people.

The story so far... In June last year Israel and Hamas agreed to a 6 month ceasefire. Israel stuck to the ceasefire, Hamas, however, continued to fire rockets (although at a reduced rate) into several southern Israeli towns on a daily basis. Last month Hamas, for reasons known only to itself, said the group would not renew the truce and on Christmas eve they recommenced an intense rocket attack from Gaza. Israel was left no alternative other than to defend itself by launching its own attack on the terror group. Despite Israel making every effort to keep civilian casualties to a minimum, many Palestinian civilians have been killed. This is primarily due to Hamas cowards launching their rocket attacks from mosques and other highly populated sites and then running away.

Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal spoke defiantly from his cosy safe bunker beneath a mosque used as military headquarters. Surrounded by women and children, he stated that Palestinians would fight until their last drop of blood and that they shouldn't worry as he was right behind them (although obviously out of firing range).

Nobody likes to see innocent civilians killed but if you elect a terrorist group to govern you then it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out the consequences.

I would like to wish everybody a happy and peaceful 2009.

Love and kisses, Mo (PBUM) xxx

Sony Change Logo As Mark of Respect

2008-10-20T15:59:00.006+01:00

Sony today appeared to join the ever growing ranks of gutless dhimmitude when it delayed the release of PS3 game 'Little Big Planet' in order not to offend a certain sector of the community who like to take offence on a regular basis.

Apparently, the game's soundtrack included 2 lines from the Koran. Most civilised people may wonder why anybody should find lines from a 'holy' book offensive but when dealing with Islam it should be noted that much of the Koran is based on hatred and was written whilst under the influence of hallucinogenic substances (I was having a bad day).

A later press release from Sony was quite ambiguous. We now believe the decision to remove the offensive material may have been taken in order not to offend decent law abiding citizens rather than Muslims who are well used to listening to the hate filled diatribe contained within the Koran.

LittleBigPlanet Delayed

Still Not Sure About The Afghan War?

2008-09-28T18:01:00.004+01:00

Muslim 'Freedom Fighters' in Afghanistan showed today why their organisation is so attractive to UK born Pakistani males when they murdered a woman for having a job.

Lt-Col Malalai Kakar headed the country's 'Crimes against women' department and had received several death threats from the Afghan brigade of the straggly-beard club (AKA The Taleban). In true Islamic tradition they also attempted to murder her young son but ran away when, after being shot several times, the boy said 'boo' to them.

The Taleban had banned all women from working when they were in power. "She was our target, and we successfully eliminated our target." said a Taleban spokesman as he joyously beat his 8 year old wife.

Top Afghan Policewoman Shot Dead

Marry Today, Start School Tomorrow

2008-09-08T14:47:00.012+01:00

Under Islamic law it is perfectly OK to let a filthy paedophile play doctors and nurses with your pre-school age daughter yet it brings dishonour and humiliation on the family when that same girl tells her daddy that she's sick and tired of being raped and abused by the Muslim pervert.

Saira Nusrat Bibi, now 17 but only 9 at the time of her 'marriage', was shot dead by a group of men sent by her parents as she left the courtroom. The murder happened as she was attempting to have her 'ordeal' legally ended

Pakistani Senator, Israr Ullah Zehri, stated that "these are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them”.

This incident is just one of many barbaric atrocities carried out in the area under the cover of Islam. In the same village, 3 young girls were shot and then buried alive for voicing their objections to being married off in the usual Muslim 'tradition'.

British Muslim paedophile supporters at the MCB were understood to be relieved that such rich Islamic traditions were being staunchly defended. Their integration into UK law was 'merely a matter of time' stated one ex-MCB Secretary General.

Married at 9, dead at 17

'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello...I Hate Infidels

2008-08-28T18:59:00.007+01:00

Britain's 'top' Muslim cop yesterday showed why people shouldn't be promoted just because of their race, religion or sex.

Westernphobic Met Police Assistant Commissioner, Tarique Ghaffur, wasn't promoted because of his ability, he was promoted because he was Muslim. Politically correct do-gooders felt such an appointment would be good for Anglo-Muslim relations and encourage other followers of the Dark Side to join the police instead of blowing themselves up on tube trains packed full of school children.

However, despite being in the second most powerful police job in the country's largest police force, talentless Ghaffur is claiming he's been discriminated against because of his race and religion. If earning more than £100,000 per year, being given a CBE and a retirement pot of £500,000 is being discriminated against then I'd like to apply for a bit of discrimination too.

Race row police told to 'shut up'

Til Your Death Do Us Part

2008-08-26T18:00:00.004+01:00

Muslim men sure know how to show their wives a good time. Take Rania's husband...he married her when she was 14 or 15 (that's quite old by Islamic standards) and within 5 months forced her to put on a belt packed full of explosives (ably assisted by his female relatives) and wait outside a school for 'further instructions'. Strangely enough, Rania decided that blowing herself up next to a group of school children wasn't the nicest thing to do, so she told the police!

The following except from Rania's husband's wedding vows should have given her a clue as to her husband's intentions...

I, a Muslim Terrorist Paedophile, take you, Rania,
to be my property
to beat and abuse
from this day forward;
for cleaning, for cooking
for richer, for poorer,
in your sickness and pain
to hate and to despise
till your death do us part,
according to Allah's holy law.
In the presence of Allah I make this vow.

The dramatic moment a 15-year-old Iraqi suicide bomber gave herself up

Another 'Loving' Muslim Father

2008-08-18T21:20:00.007+01:00

A court heard today how a Muslim father forced his own son to take part in a cruel and barbaric Muslim ritual whilst other Muslim men wailed like Dervishes as they looked on.

Syed Mustafa Zaidi, a 44 year old devout follower of the Dark Side's Shia branch, first flogged himself with a zanjeer zani (a barbed whip made from knives and chains) and then 'encouraged' his 13 year old son to do the same. For some strange reason the son wasn't keen on joining in with the festivities but was eventually forced to do so.

This all-male event was held at a community centre in Manchester. The centre used to be available for special occasions such as wedding receptions and birthdays. However, since Muslims moved into the area, it is now used mainly for Islamic rituals such as flogging and other fresh-blood related perversions.

Under UK law a child can be disciplined with a smack provided that it does not leave anything more than a temporary reddening of the skin. Having lumps of flesh torn from one's back with a barbed whip does seem slightly excessive...even for Muslims.

The Child Abuse case continues.

Iran Runs Out Of Stones

2008-08-07T21:22:00.004+01:00

Iran has either run out of stones or is finally dragging itself out of the 7th century!

Earlier this week (Tuesday, 5 August 2008) Iran's state owned media announced that the country would no longer stone people to death. Apparently they now consider the punishment to be cruel and barbaric, so instead, anybody found guilty of heinous crimes such as adultery will be tied to a post and publicly flogged to within an inch of their life...Well, it's a start!

Shares in 'Stones-R-Us', Iran's largest employer, fell faster than a shoplifter's hand on a chopping block when the news was first announced.

Iranians suspend death by stoning

Hamas/Fatah Baby Killing Machine

2008-08-03T21:27:00.003+01:00

Hamas and Fatah, showed this weekend exactly why Palestinians have nothing to look forward to other than a life of pain, misery, death and fallafal. Despite signing a peace deal in Saudi last month both sides decided that the best way for them to represent the people that elected them into power was to butcher some children and other innocent people.

Up to 5 babies were either killed or maimed by the terror groups when they were caught in crossfire. Claims that each side were using babies as a human shield were denied although this is a usual tactic for most Muslim terror groups such as Hamas, Fatah and Hezbollah.

At least 80 people (including 12 children) have been injured so far.

Are Muslims EVER Happy?

2008-07-29T06:27:00.006+01:00

It would appear that UK Muslims have become so used to the nazi style propoganda spewed out by stations such as Al Jazeera that they expect it from ALL programme makers. In true Islamic tradition, anything that shows both sides of the argument is immediately branded as an 'Islamophobic' attack that should not be tolerated.

A film documentray on the Koran described as an "exemplary piece of programme making" by an award winning film-maker has angered many Muslims because, amongst other things, it highlighted the difference between Shia (who kill lots of people), and Sunni (who kill even more people).

Apparently, Muhammad Abdul Bari, top UK Islamonazi and current Secretary General of the MCB, was not happy (again) that the programme makers pointed out that Shias believe there is a direct line of succession from the prophet Muhammad's family who were divinely ordained to lead Muslims, whereas Sunnis who comprise the majority of Muslims, reject this. Mad Muhammad Bari, wrote in his complaint... "With respect, this is an irresponsible portrayal which plays into the hands of those who wish to seek discord amongst Muslims...".

Initially, the Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPAC) had urged supporters to congratulate Channel 4 on the film, but, as is usually the case with all things Muslim, one cry of 'Islamophobia' is always followed by several million more in order to show a united front in the 'victim status' stakes. MPAC now consider the film to be of a "biased and inflammatory nature"... who ever said Muslims couldn't think for themselves!

One part of the documentary even suggested that some Muslims were responsible for terrorism! An outrageous comment to make and it comes just a week after the UN ordered British Infidels to be more tolerant of their Muslim guests' beliefs (and just a couple of days after several Islamic terrorist attacks around the world in which even a hospital was targetted and hundreds of people slaughtered...including several babies).

I wonder if the West Midlands Police will investigate this one too!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/28/islam.channel4
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7528117.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7528506.stm

UPDATE - Site Disruption Due To Naughty Muslim

2008-07-20T22:49:00.007+01:00

UPDATE - The domain www.prophetmohammed.co.uk now temporarily redirects to www.laughingatislam.com. Allah wishes it to be known that his favourite prophet is safe and well - END OF UPDATE.

Naughty Muslims - you know who you are ;o) - have tried to hack Allah's favourite website...Allah's not a happy god tonight!!!!

The main domain of www.prophetmohammed.co.uk may be inaccessible for a short period of time.

However, the site can still be accessed from any of the following:
www.laughingatislam.com
www.peacebeuponme.com
www.prophet-muhammad.biz

Hard of hearing jihadists can still catch up with the latest news here:
www.islamickebab.com

The mad, bad world of Islam can still be found here:
www.islamismad.com

Updates to follow shortly.

PS. The above image was only possible thanks to the co-operation of 'Fido' and his chums.

Muslim Integration Not Quite Going According to Plan

2008-07-07T17:50:00.006+01:00

Three years on from the 7/7 London Tube Bombings where over 50 innocent people were slaughtered by followers of an evil death cult, Britain still refuses to recognise the ongoing threat of the Nazi inspired teachings of Islam. All attempts at integrating Muslims into civilised society have been turned on their head and British people are now openly expected to adapt to the ways of the Dark Side.

Two 12 year old pupils were recently given detention for refusing to pray to Allah at a school in Cheshire whilst other kids were told off for not doing it right! For anybody unsure of how to pray in a respectful way to Allah simply follow these instructions...

1. Point your bottom towards Mecca.
2. Let off an almighty botty burp.
3. Use several pages from a copy of the Quran to wipe away any accidental outage.

Now it's not always easy to work out which direction Mecca is so as an alternative many Muslims simply point towards their local benefits office and give thanks for getting free money every week.

Nobody is suggesting that all Muslims are actively involved in terrorism so one might think that the law abiding element would welcome any efforts to cut out the more pro-active terrorists from within their own comunities. Unfortunately this doesn't appear to be the case.

In the latest clampdown on Islamic terrorism ACPO (Association of Chief Police Officers) is drawing up guidlines to ensure that all sniffer dogs wear appropriate footwear to avoid upsetting Muslims...that'll teach 'em! This comes only days after Tayside police were forced to make an apology to Muslims for displaying a poster that showed a cute puppy in a police officer's helmet.

Muslims recently demanded that they should be exempt from checks by sniffer dogs at airports and train stations. Apparently such checks make it almost impossible to carry Semtex and other terror related materials onto trains without being caught and are therefore Islamophobic.

RSPCA officials were in total agreement with the exemption. One anonymous official stated 'Dogs have rights too. Just because they can lick their own balls and like to sniff eachothers' bottoms doesn't mean they should be made to get that close to odious scum such as Islamonazi terror suspects. It's about time we showed some respect to dogs'.

SNIFFER DOGS OFFEND MUSLIMS

Detention for refusing to kneel in class and pray to Allah

Tayside Police apologise after Muslims complain over 'unclean' puppy in advert

Foam Stress-Ball KOs Galloway

2008-05-30T18:36:00.007+01:00

Corrupt MP George Galloway has had a bit of a rough ride these past few weeks. He's been knocked out by a foam stress-ball, investigated for assault and is now planning to sue 'The Bill', an ITV police drama series, for not paying him any money.

In April, whilst out campaigning for the Islamonazi 'Respect' party, an onlooker paid all due respect to the self-confessed bullyboy by throwing a Foam stress-ball at him. The ball hit him on the head and knocked the big softy out for 20 minutes. Guilty George eventually came round to the sound of a cheering crowd hailing his assailant, Tim Heald, a hero!

The following week, whilst spewing out his usual predictable diatribe from an open top bus, the odious oaf was jovially heckled ... "I salute your indefatigability — you wan*er" shouted a perceptive bystander. Nazi George was unable to see the funny side however and upon noticing that the heckler was smaller than him, immediately went into hate-filled Islamonazi mode, running down the stairs and violently shoving the innocent man. The police are still investigating.

In his latest escapade, gutless Galloway watched an episode of the Bill in which fictional corrupt MP, Paul Sagger, was investigated for using a soldier's coffin to smuggle stolen goods and drugs into the country. A source close to Mr Galloway said the 'uncanny similarities between him and Sagger were too close to have been an accident'. Galloway intends to sue the programme makers as they did not pay lots of money for their particularly accurate portrayal of him.

Guilty George is a past winner of Mo's 'Turban of Death' award and has also been featured for being a parasitic thief.

Milk, Sugar and 150 Lashes Please

2008-05-12T17:50:00.007+01:00

Saudi Arabia today provided more evidence that Islam is nothing more than an evil cult based on corrupt 'values' which every other society/religion banished to the dustbins of inhumanity generations ago.

With alchohol and whoring banned (unless you're a member of the Saudi royal family) along with every other fun activity, most Saudis spend their leisure time sitting alone in darkened rooms waiting for death to arrive for some light relief. But for Muhammad Ali Abu Raziza, a psychology professor in Mecca, this wasn't enough and he decided to go to a coffee shop and drink coffee...with a woman. Having been promptly arrested by the religious police he has now been sentenced to 150 lashes and 8 months in prison.

One could argue that a psycholgy professor should have realised he was living amongst a nation of mad men and should therefore have been more careful.

U.N. Sponsors 'Bomb-Making' Classes For Kids

2008-05-06T22:20:00.006+01:00

The United Nations hung its head in shame today when the headmaster of one of its schools was exposed as being a top bomb maker for a Muslim terror group.

By day, Awad al-Qiq was a respected teacher and headmaster in the Gaza Strip. By night, he built rockets for the Islamonazi cowards of Hamas . For many years the UN has denied Israeli allegations that it supported anti-Israeli terror groups such as Hamas and Hezbollah, preferring instead to accuse Israel of paranoia.

A UN spokesperson today stated that it wasn't aware of Mr al-Qiq's 'out of school' activities, although he failed to deny rumours that Mr al-Qiq included 'bomb making' and 'killing Jews' as hobbies on his CV.

Ken's Reign Of Terror Ends

2008-05-03T08:22:00.006+01:00

Terrorist support groups such as the MCB and the MAB were in mourning this morning (hey, that rhymes) as Jew-hating Ken Livingstone was kicked out of the post of Mayor of London. Votors had finally had enough of the man who wined and dined leaders of proscribed Islamic terror groups including Yusuf al-Qaradawi. Some of the Mayor's more vocal supporters even included suicide bomber apologists such as Azzam Tamimi, a man who praised “martyrdom” saying: “If I can go to Palestine and sacrifice myself I would do it” (Well I'm not stopping you).

Ken's final desparate attempt to win the Islamonazi vote was to claim that new mayor, Boris Johnson would ban the koran. Although this was unfortunately a lie, votors actually believed him and turned to Boris in their thousands. It's thought this provided the extra votes needed to oust London's Fascist dictator and consign him to the history books of hypocricy where he belongs.

Allah has asked me to congratulate Mayor Boris Johnson and the good people of London who have taken the first step in the fight against the Dark Side.

Vive La Revolution!

Explosion In Leeds Was Not Caused By Muslim Terrorists

2008-04-22T17:56:00.005+01:00

Yes, incredible as it may seem, today's explosion in Leeds was apparently caused by a gas leak and not by our peace loving friends from I Sincerely Love A Massacre (Islam).

Emergency services first cast doubt over whether the explosion was caused by angry Muslims when they realised that no defenceless women or children appeared to have been targetted.

Muhammad Abdul Bari, Chief Nazi at the Muslim Council of Britain, was said to be devastated. "What sort of trickery is this?" he stated when he first heard the news. He then managed to place a positive spin on the incident by claiming that it must have been a sign from Allah and therefore Islam's monopoly on UK terrorism was still in place.

Islamic schools lure boys into begging

2008-04-21T19:15:00.007+01:00

If a Muslim knocks on your door and offers to take your 7 year old son away to educate him it's probably a good idea to say 'no thank you'. Every year in Senegal, thousands of parents send their sons to be educated by Islamic religious leaders. Unfortunately, the vast majority end up begging on the streets of the capital under the cover of the death cult we all know and love called Islam.

In the name of religion, most of these boys spend two hours a day memorizing verses from the Quran and over nine hours begging to line the pockets of the man they call teacher.

And what happens to children who fail to meet their daily quotas? They are stripped and doused in cold water. The older boys pick them up like hammocks by their ankles and wrists The teacher then whips them with an electrical cord until the cord breaks their skin.

Read the full story of Islam's Love For Children.

"Please Mummy, Can I Divorce My Husband?"

2008-04-14T20:17:00.005+01:00

Although having suffered sexual and domestic abuse at the hands of her 30 year old husband, 8 year old, Nojoud Nasser was too young to seek a divorce in a Yemeni court. However, when court judge Muhammed Al-Qathi heard her complaint he thankfully put aside his 'Islamic values' and ordered the arrests of both her father and husband.

“My father beat me and told me that I must marry this man, and if I did not, I would be raped and no law and no sheikh in this country would help me. I refused but I couldn’t stop the marriage. I asked and begged my mother, father, and aunt to help me to get divorced. They answered, ‘We can do nothing. If you want you can go to court by yourself.’ So this is what I have done.”

Item number 15 in Yemeni civil law reads that “no girl or boy can get married before the age of 15." However, this item was amended in 1998 so parents could make a contract of marriage between their children even if they are under the age of 15. But the husband cannot be intimate with her until she is ready or mature. “This law is highly dangerous because it brings an end to a young girl’s happiness and future fruitful life."

It's Official - Islam is a Fascist Cult Based on the Mad Rantings of a Barbarian

2008-04-08T17:33:00.006+01:00

A court in Holland yesterday ruled that Islam could be likened to Fascism.

An Islamonazi group calling itself the Dutch Islamic Federation (DIF) had brought a case against Geert Wilders insisting that the Dutch MP be prevented from exercising his right to freedom of expression. The terrorist supporting group even wanted Wilders to apologise for previous factual comments he had made that Muslims considered to be insulting (are there any other types?).

The judge also stated that it was OK to call Prophet Mohammed (who me?) a Barbarian! - Well, 1400 years stuck in the desert does have an adverse effect on ones social skills.

During the courtcase, not only were the DIF unable to deny that Allah's favourite prophet was a barbarian but they were also unable to deny that Islam consists of beliefs that are in total contradiction to democratic principles of civilised societies.

Copies of Geert Wilders' latest movie 'Fitna' are continually being taken down from youtube.com... the film can however, be seen and also downloaded from here. Watch it while you can!

The Annual Camel Beauty Contest

2008-04-02T18:25:00.006+01:00

THIS IS NOT A BELATED APRIL FOOL ARTICLE

Muslim men in the UAE found it hard to contain their excitement as the annual Camel Beauty Contest got under way in Abu Dhabi. The contest is split between pedigree and dark-skinned camels and all participants must be free from contagious diseases.

The contest has been marred in the past by allegations of vote rigging after several judges were allegedly found to be dating some of the contestants. Although false eyelashes and excessive make-up are actively discouraged, contestants are allowed to show some ankle provided the predominantey male crowd does not work themselves into a sexual frenzy before the bikini section begins.

Last year's winner, Miss Tehran, was executed after only 2 months when she refused to marry her owner.

Allah's favourite prophet wishes it to be known that he has not had sexual relations with any of this year's contestants.

'Fitna' the movie See It Here...NOW (UPDATE)

2008-03-26T17:49:00.014Z

(UPDATE) The previous link to the film at liveleak.com was removed earlier today (29/03/08). Allah's favourite prophet would like it to be known that he in no way blames liveleak.com for removing the video as this was due to many death threats received from Muslims aimed at members of Liveleak.com's staff. Liveleak.com's message clearly shows how disappointed they were at having to take the decision to remove the film. The above link is obviously at risk of being removed from youtube.com for the same reason. I have managed to obtain a copy of the film and shall post it online at www.prophet-muhammad.biz/fitna.html on Sunday 29th March 2008 for anybody to view or download. (END OF UPDATE).

Geert Wilders' attempt to show his movie 'Fitna' online has come across yet another obstacle.

The domain www.fitnathemovie.com was registered with and hosted by networksolutions.com. Under their terms and conditions, it is prohibited to transmit, distribute, upload, post or store any material that is... "obscene, harassing, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, constitutes an illegal threat...etc". We understand that Mr Wilders breached the above terms and conditions because his film showed extracts from the Koran. The Koran is widely recognised as being very good toilet paper but otherwise totally useless (unless you're a 1st year terror student).

We hope that ALL other web hosting providers will now ban ALL websites that contain any passages from the Koran.

This post has been rewritten by Allah's favourite prophet as it was previously not very well wroted.

Please feel free to email your comments to mark.salerno@networksolutions.com

Bonking Brigadier Upholds Islamic Double Standards

2008-03-16T22:01:00.006Z

Brigadier General Ali Reza Zarei, Iran's 'Moral enforcer', was recently arrested by members of his own force when they raided a Tehran brothel. The Brigadier, a close confidant of Iran's diminutive President Ahmadinejad, was apparently caught with his pants down whilst with 6 prostitutes.

Reports state that up to 60 hours of video tape featuring the General carrying out his covert 'manoeuvres' was also confiscated by his officers. It is understood that President Ahmadinejad has demanded to know the secret of his favourite General's success with the opposite sex and is personally keeping hold of the tapes untill he finds out.

For some unknown reason the above report has not been mentioned in the official Iranian media.

China Stands Up To Islamic Terrorism

2008-03-09T18:10:00.006Z

It has just been disclosed that Chinese police have foiled a plot by Islamic terrorists to crash a Chinese passenger jet. The terrorists had intended the slaughter to mark the launch of a relentless terror campaign aimed at disrupting the Olympic games being held in August. Two suspects are currently 'helping the police with their enquiries'.

Muslim terrorists in China face a lot tougher task than their benefits-drawing 'brothers' in the West. Unencumbered by perverse European 'Human Rights' laws, China is able to take far more appropriate action against terrorists and deal with them as nature intended.

Earlier this week 10 Australian travel agents were taken hostage by a Muslim terrorist in X'ian. Having released the hostages the terrorist received fair and just treatment when he was shot dead by police marksmen for not giving himself up.

An earlier raid in January saw 2 more Muslim terrorists shot dead and a further 15 arrested. Although the whereabouts of the 15 are not currently known an unofficial source stated that the terror suspects and their testicles would be reunited in time for the journey to meet each of their 72 virgins.

China may have an abominable human rights record but its treatment of Muslim terrorists is merely a measured response to the current level of threat. European leaders should take note of China's stance and act accordingly. For many years European countries such as Britain have attempted to appease Muslims. As we all know to our detriment, the results of this misguided policy have been devastating.

Danish Muslims Turn Stupidity Into An Artform

2008-03-05T18:05:00.007Z

Denmark's security services have been stretched to breaking point thanks to some extremely stupid Muslims. Now we'd all expect Muslims to have gotten a little upset over the republication of the Danish Mo cartoons, but some of them should have paid a bit more attention in the ' How to Issue a Fatwah' lesson at their local Madrassa.

Kurt Westergaard, creator of the infamous Mo-Turban-Bomb cartoon, could possibly have foreseen a death threat or 2... But Kurt Westergaard the businessman, or Kurt Westergaard the grocer or any of the other 81 Kurt Westergaards in Denmark may have a genuine case for feeling a little hard done by. Yes, you've guessed it, Danish Muslims blinded by hatred, blood-lust and a severe case of genetic dysfunction have actually sent death threats to almost every Kurt Westergaard in the Danish phonebook.

One would have thought that a religion whose male population are almost entirely called Mohammed would have put 2 and 2 together and realised there was a small possibility that more than one Kurt Westergaard might actually exist in Denmark... but apparantly not.

Every cloud has a silver lining though "at least it takes some of the immense pressure off of me" said a smiling Kurt Westergaard (the cartoonist).

70s Porn Star Angers Pakistan

2008-02-25T18:25:00.007Z

Not long to wait now for Geert Wilders' video about the Koran. Even the above promotional video was a bit too much for a certain Muslim country.

If the above youtube video* doesn't work then it's probably due to another attempt by the Pakistani Government to ban the site in their terrorist infested hate-filled country. Apparently they found Geert's video to be insulting to Islam! Can't wait to see their reaction when the actual film gets released :o)

Don't forget to show your support for the 'Extradite Babar Ahmad NOW' campaign!

*One hour after publishing this post the video was removed. The video above is from another youtube source but will more than likely also be removed by youtube in the near future. If you cannot see the video please email me and I shall attempt to find it from another source - inshallah ;o)

Muslim Terror MP Lied

2008-02-21T17:40:00.007Z

The results of an inquiry into the bugging of M.P. Sadiq Khan has concluded that the Muslim terror M.P. was bugged twice whilst 'visiting' his childhood friend and fellow Islamonazi terrorist sympathiser Babar Ahmad at Woodhill prison in 2005/6.

Ahmad is currently awaiting extradition to the U.S. where thankfully it is still legal to punish terrorists and their co-conspirators. European Human Rights laws have made it virtually impossible for Muslim terrorists to be convicted in Britain and has led to the U.K. being dubbed Britistan and the 'terror capital' of Europe.

Sadiq Khan had initially protested that his visits to Ahmad were in the capacity of an M.P. 'chatting' to his constituent and therefore covered by the now infamous 'Wilson doctrine'* which forbids the bugging of M.P.s. What Khan failed to disclose was that he had registered with the prison as a 'friend' of the terrorist and was therefore not covered by the doctrine. Once again the dhimmi BBC, following orders from its Islamonazi bosses, excelled itself by failing to mention this fact and instead decided to open its report with the following paragraph "A Labour MP was bugged on two visits to see a constituent in prison, the home secretary has told the Commons." The absence of this fairly saliant point should leave any reader of the BBC article confused as to why there was 'no breach of protocol' and 'correct procedures were followed'.

Khan is well known for his hatred of America and has warned the government on several occasions to change its policy on the Middle East or be prepared to reap the consequences from his Muslim brothers.

* The Wilson doctrine was introduced at a time when it was unheard of for friends/associates of Islamic terrorists to be elected to parliament. The very fact that this situation has arisen is proof that the doctrine should be scrapped and that ANY M.P. who thinks it's suitable to visit terrorists in prison should automatically be bugged and kept under close surveillance...preferably in their very own cell at Guantanamo Bay.

Toonophobic Muslims Arrested

2008-02-12T18:03:00.000Z

Just when you thought the Danish cartoon controversy was over and done with, another group of angry young Muslims rear their empty heads and attempt to kill in the name of their perverted 'religion of peace'.

Danish police today arrested 3 people who were plotting to kill Kurt Westergaard, the talented cartoonist who drew the now (thanks to rioting blood-thirsty Muslims) iconic image of Mohammed with a turban depicting a bomb with a lit fuse. The religion of the 3 suspects wasn't actually mentioned on the BBC website although two are Tunisians and one is a Dane of Moroccan origin...hmmm, any ideas?

Keep It In The Family

The Islamic tradition of not having sex, unless it's with a relative, was yesterday officially recognised as not being a very good idea.

Research carried out by BBC's Newsnight in 2005 (but buried on the orders of Dhimmi BBC bosses in case it offended a certain section of the community) has just been leaked and shows that although Pakistani Muslims account for only 3.4 per cent of all births they have 30 per cent of all British children with recessive disorders.

Environment Minister, Phil Woolas, stated "The problem is that many of the parents themselves and many of the public spokespeople are themselves products of first cousin marriages". This would explain the obvious madness that afflicts many Muslim leaders such as the Head of the IslamoNazi MCB, Dr Abdul Mohammed Bari and terrorist supporting MP Sadiq Khan.

Ex head of the IslamoNazi MCB, Sir Iqbal Sacranie, said that it was unIslamic to have sex with someone you're not related to. He then stated "My wife/sister/cousin is a wonderful person. Our children are very intelligent and even though they aren't yet 13 they can already count up to 10. This means they are members of Islamic MENSA'.

Archbishop of Canterbury Campaigns for Sharia Law in UK

2008-02-07T17:27:00.000Z

No, you haven't misread the title, Dr Rowan Williams, head of the Church of England, is now actively campaigning for the introduction of Sharia law into the UK. In an interview with the BBC he said that 'Sharia law had been misunderstood' and that its introduction was 'unavoidable'.

Mullah (nee Dr) Williams stated that 'having one law for everyone was dangerous' and that Muslims 'should not have to choose between the law of the land and Sharia'. He stated that Muslims do not relate to the British legal system and therefore adopting Sharia law would be helpful... maybe for them but not very nice for the 97% of the population who don't particularly relish the thought of living in the dark ages.

For an intelligent man Mullah Williams does seem to be a bit of a thicko. Following his perverted logic means that paedophiles would escape justice because they don't agree that raping small children should be illegal... Murderers would all get off on a technicality (ie "Excuse me PC Plod, but the murder law doesn't apply to me so if you don't mind, I'll be on my way") and terrorism would be nothing more than a minor offence punishable with an ASBO.

Mullah Williams was said to have embraced Islam after he was invited to visit a Pakistani Madrassa. Having legally buggered several 8 year old boys at the hate sponsored 'school' he was heard to say "F*ck me, I'm in the wrong job. It's either Catholicism or Islam for me!". The choice was tough but the lure of being able to legally have sex with young children without a multi-million pound law suit being issued against his church made Islam the natural choice.

The Mad Mullah of Canterbury is no stranger to appeasing the equally mad Islamonazi community. Only last year he was awarded my 'Turban of Death' for apologising to muslims for the crusades and having an 'I love Islam, so please don't kill me' tattoo on his lower back.

The following exclusive photograph shows Mullah Williams at his Islamonazi graduation...

Muslims Benefit From Bigamy

2008-02-03T21:08:00.000Z

The British government has caved in to threats from Muslim groups (yet again) and will now allow Muslim 'men' to claim benefits for multiple wives here in Britain...despite the fact that bigamy is still a crime.

Under the retarded rules of Shariah law each Muslim 'man' is allowed to own up to 4 wives provided he doesn't show any favouritism by lightly beating one wife less than the others.

Sir Iqbal Sacranie, ex head of the Islamonazi Council of Britain (MCB) and a prominent supporter of paedophilia is believed to be unhappy with the new law as it doesn't go far enough. An anonymous inside source at the MCB stated that Sir Iqbal had hoped the legal age of consent would be lowered to 9 in order for him, and many other Muslim 'men', to bring their child brides into the country and be eligible for even more free benefit money.

The Government and the MCB wanted to keep the decision quiet... I can't understand why, can you?

Mental Healthcare - Islamic Style

2008-02-01T20:33:00.000Z

Whilst we in the West spend billions of pounds every year attempting to understand and treat the mentally ill, Muslims have used the Koran to find a far cheaper, and more effective, way of dealing with the situation.

This morning, tolerant and peaceloving followers of the death cult known as Islam unveilled their cunning plan when they forced two mentally ill women to strap explosives around their bodies and walk into a Baghdad market place full of their fellow Muslims. When a large enough crowd had gathered, a brave Muslim 'man' (hiding around the corner behind another woman) detonated the explosives.

More than 70 men, women and children were killed in this Koran inspired medical operation.

This is a worrying development for Iraq as the Muslim tradition of marrying close relatives has always produced large numbers of mentally deficient followers of the Satanic death cult.

Afghanistan Back To 'Normal'

2008-01-23T17:51:00.000Z

Muslims around the world can breathe a deep collective sigh of relief now that Afghanistan appears to be on the road to becoming an Islamic state that ALL Muslims can be proud of.

Last week saw the 'Kite Runner', a film based on the incredible book by Khalid Hosseini following the lives of 2 Afghan boys, banned in the country and today it was reported that a journalist would be put to death for blasphemy. Although according to Shamsur Rahman, the head of the court, the condemned man, Sayed Perwiz Kambakhsh, still has to go through three more courts to declare his eventual fate. Fellow journalists have been told not to make a fuss or they will be arrested.

The blasphemous act carried out by Kambakhsh was to download material from the internet relating to the role of women in Islamic society. He should count himself lucky he wasn't caught doing something really naughty like laughing.

Islam's bibliophobic traditions have been well documented ever since 641AD when Alexandria fell into the hands of Muslims. General Amr ibn al-As ordered all books in the library to be burned, one by one. "If they are in agreement with the Koran, they are superfluous. If they are not in agreement, they are dangerous', he drunkenly told Abdul, his 10 year old 'bed warmer'.

Reuters report

Warning - Sensitive Musim Alert

2008-01-21T15:52:00.000Z

Get ready for yet another bout of murder, mayhem and embassy burning as sensitive Muslims prepare themselves once again to be mortally offended later this week.

Mr Geert Wilders of the Dutch Freedom Party has made a 10 minute documentary about the teachings of the dark side. The film, scheduled to be broadcast on TV and/or internet, is already causing quite a stir in Holland even though its full contents are still not known.

Gutless Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, is attempting to ban it claiming that 'freedom of speech doesn't give anybody the right to offend'. A strange remark when you consider that one of the main reasons civilised countries have freedom of speech is to protect the right to say something regardless of whether somebody else (usually a Muslim) disagrees with it or finds it be be offensive. The Utopian world that Dhimmi Verhagen appears to advocate would simply be a place where nobody says or does anything for fear of being prosecuted for upsetting somebody else. A great place for politicians and Muslims but not much fun for everybody else.

The Grand IslamoNazi of Syria, Ahmad Badr Al Din Hassoun, is already using the film as an excuse to incite Muslims to commit acts of mass murder stating that all Dutch people must take responibility for the film. The mad Mufti was overheard suggesting he '...expects, without fail, a death toll far in excess of the measly 50 Infidels...' that accompannied the Mohammed cartoon massacres.

Here at Allah's favourite blog we all love Mr Wilders. Allah keeps saying that he recognises his face from somewhere but can't quite think where from. I would like to point out that, in my opinion, Mr Wilders in no way resembles a 70s porn star and Allah definitely does not need to watch old 70s porn movies in order to carry out his extremely important duty of personally welcoming each and every new virgin to Paradise.

Europe Is Terror Capital Of The World

2008-01-16T18:13:00.000Z

U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has publicly stated that Europe now provides a solid platform for global Islamic terrorism. Although he refused to confirm it, it is believed that Mr Chertoff actually considers Britain to be the largest single threat within Europe due to the high proportion of known Muslim terror suspects allowed to operate unhindered within its borders. "Britain is playing a dangerous game. The human rights of terrorists should never be given higher priority than the human rights of innocent citizens" an aide was heard to say.

Britain's eagerness to accept 4 non-British terrorists from Guantanamo Bay is just one worrying example of the U.K.'s misguided attempt to appease fanatical Muslims. Prime Minister Brown mistakenly feels that a submission to Islam is the only way to avoid further terror attacks from followers of the evil teachings of the Dark Side.

Mr Chertoff's statement came on the same day as it was reported that Younis Tsouli, a U.K. based Moroccan terrorist, was now serving a 16 year prison sentence in Belmarsh prison for organising terror campaigns from his London bedroom (American readers should be aware that under British law a 16 year sentence actually means he will only serve a maximum of 8 years and may well be out after about 5 years under the government's new 'early release' scheme).

Lessons from history appear not to have been learnt. Appeasement never works.

Family Love - The Islamic Way

2008-01-10T16:44:00.000Z

Ever wondered how Muslim girls are treated by their own parents? Well it's all being explained at the inquest of 17 year old Shafilea Ahmed. Despite begging her local authority to save her from being taken to Pakistan and married off, shafelia was forced to endure many months of abuse from her parents which ended with her decomposing body being found on a Cumbrian riverbank.

Her parents, Ifitkar and Farzana, both deny any form of abuse and claim they are normal loving parents. However, in a personal statement written by the schoolgirl, as part of an effort to apply for accommodation away from her parents' home, Shafilea said:

"I had saved £2,000 which they took out of my bank account.

"My parents are going to send me to Pakistan and I'll be married to someone and left there."

"There had been a build-up of violence towards me, and my mother told me I was about to go to Pakistan for an arranged* marriage."

"My mother had started to pack and my parents had been in to school to inform them we were going to Pakistan."

In 2003, Shafilea was taken to Pakistan to be married off to another member of the family (it is the Islamic way). She became so distressed at the prospect of being forced into such a disgusting arrangement that she even attempted suicide by drinking bleach.

A short time after Shafilea returned from Pakistan, she vanished but was not reported missing by her parents. Instead, it was her teachers at Great Sankey High School who informed the authorities of her disappearance.

A close schoolfriend, who wished to remain anymous, stated that Shafilea had told her that she wished to marry somebody who she was not related to. This apparently enraged her father who was desparate to stay true to the islamic tradition of interbreeding.

Shafilea's murdering father has been described as 'smug and content' throughout the inquest.

* Top UK Jew hater Herr Dr Abdul Bari of the Muslim Council of Nazis prefers to describe them as 'assisted' marriages and has already stated that he feels Non Muslims in the UK could 'benefit greatly' from its implementation into British culture. Call me old fashioned but I prefer the traditional type of marriage where neither party ends up dead.

I guess this is yet more proof that there will never be peace in the world until Muslims learn to love their own children more than they hate everybody elses.

Tory Mayor In Trouble For Telling The Truth

2008-01-08T18:37:00.000Z

Robert Bennett, Mayor of Mirfield, was today in trouble with his own party for stating something that every civilised law-abiding citizen already knows to be true.

In response to a local Muslim request for more public money from the council, Mayor Bennet emailed his Town Clerk requesting that the matter could best be dealt with elsewhere. Because his email has been selectively edited by the Yorkshire Post, the following exerpts are all that have currently been released.

The truth is often a bitter pill to swallow so see if you can spot anything that is untrue or misleading...

"I am aware Islamic organisations are keen to promote a view that they are peaceful, forward thinking individuals who wish to integrate into the British way of life.

"The policy of clothing the feminine population of Dewsbury in black sack-like clothing from head to toe, the occasional trip out to cause mayhem with explosives and the proposal that all those of homosexual persuasion should be killed by shooting or other means is adequate and practical testimony to the level of progress being made in this direction."

He added: "I, for one, am not prepared to spend the time on something that can be dealt with elsewhere... We have enough non-religious problems to address in Mirfield at this time without adding a religious dimension to our discussions."

Kirklees Tory group leader Coun Robert Light said: "The Tory Party in Kirklees totally distances ourselves from the comments made by Bob Bennett, which we find totally unacceptable. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar."

Coun Keith Sibbald, Dewsbury Tory constituency association chairman, said: "You cannot say things like that." although in his defence he then added (very quietly) "Unless you want your throat slit".

It seems a shame that the Conservative party now appears to have a policy that prevents any criticism of Muslims or the Retarded Death Cult they follow.

Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, Fuhrer of the Gestapo Council of Britain, is expected to call for the immediate execution of Mayor Bennett followed by the burning alive of all cats. This may not make much sense to Infidels but under Islamic law it seems customary to do lots of killing when Muslims get upset.

Allah's favourite prophet (that's me (PBUM)) however believes that Mayor Bennett should be immediately promoted to the position of Prime Minister where his common sense approach to a very sensitive issue will be welcomed by the vast majority of civilised British citizens regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation etc etc.

Prophet Mohammed's (Peace Be Upon Me) Top Ten Prophecies for 2008

2007-12-31T12:16:00.000Z

Well, 2007 has been a very good year for Muslims ie plenty of death, torture, persecution of the weak and threats of total annihilation for anybody who doesn't follow the teachings of the dark side...Just what the Quran ordered.

Muslims this year have actually killed far more of their fellow Muslims than Infidels. The Muslim:Muslim kill ratio currently stands at 8.4 on the Kalashnikov scale and is up for the 7th year running. If the current upward trend continues we should see a welcome solution to the Muslim problem by about 2175AD - Any ideas to speed up the process will be gratefully accepted.

Anyway, back to the important stuff, me... prophesising is an important part of my job as a prophet, so to avoid being relieved of my duties as Allah's favourite prophet I thought I'd make a few prophecies about what's in store for 2008. So here goes...

Prophet Mohammed's (Peace Be Upon Me) Top Ten Prophecies for 2008.

1. Muslims will be responsible for between 99-100% of all acts of terrorism.

2. Muslim 'men' will treat their women as second class citizens.

3. No teacher in Sudan will name a teddy bear 'Mohammed'.

4. Evolution will continue to bypass Islamic countries.

5. Racial and religious hatred will continue to be openly preached in most UK (insert your own country) mosques.

6. George Galloway, Part time MP and ex holder of the Turban of Death, will still be corrupt and will continue to carry out the orders of his Muslim masters.

7. The Quran will still be the best value toilet paper money can buy.

8. Pakistan will 'elect' a leader who'll end up with several very large Swiss bank accounts.

9. The vast majority of Muslims will still be living in abject poverty.

10. All Muslims will still be living in the 7th Century.

10a. Allah still won't exist.

10b. Secretary General of the Islamonazi Council of Britain, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, will still openly support wife beating, stoning women, forced marriages (but only for girls over the age of 9) and a total ban on bikinis and alchohol (unless it's in the privacy of Dr Bari's own S&M bed 'chamber').

10c. It will still be a crime to get raped in most Islamic countries.

10d. Palestinians will do everything in their power to avoid the establishment of a Palestinian state and the resulting chaos, death, murder and corruption that would inevitibly follow - Much easier to keep the status quo and carry on blaming Israel for everything.

10e. Muslims will still be incapable of creating an effigy to burn that looks even remotely like the person they'd like to dismember with a rusty sword.

On behalf of Allah and myself I'd like to wish
everybody (including Infidels) a happy and peaceful 2008.

and remember... Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked.

U.K. Muslim Terrorist Shortage Averted

2007-12-20T17:17:00.000Z

Britain's 'Muslim friendly' parliamentarians yesterday breathed a huge sigh of relief when they finally succeeded in importing 3 Islamic terrorists from Guantanamo Bay to help replenish the U.K.'s depleted stock. The severe lack of attempted Islamic terrorist atrocities since the failed London and Glasgow bombings in July, led many U.K. policiticians to become concerned that Britain was no longer seen as a safe haven for mad Muslims hell bent on murdering its citizens.

'We must send out the right message' said PM Gordon Brown.

Although none of the terrorists are actually British and none of them even have a right to be here, PM Brown is allowing them to stay on the basis that they once visited this country before going on 'holiday' to that popular (with 'disaffected' Muslim 'men') tourist destination called the Afghanistan War Zone. An Amnesty International spokesperson stated that the 3 terrorists, armed only with a camera (plus a small kalashnikov and several anti-tank RPGs), were inexplicably detained by U.S. forces whilst doing what any Muslim holidaymaker in Afghanistan would do ie trying to kill anybody not wearing a 12" beard or a Niqab.

The 3 Muslim meglomaniacs, Omar Deghayes, Jamil el-Banna and Abdenour Samuer, are now free to roam Britain's streets. Their lawyer, Clive 'I Love Legal Aid' Stafford-Smith, stated 'The human rights of my clients must be respected at all times. They must never be arrested until they have actually carried out the mass murder of civilians that they may, or may not, be planning. To hold somebody against their will purely on the basis that hundreds or thousands of innocent lives will almost certainly be saved is disgraceful'.

Shami Chakrabati, Director of the terrorist defence organisation Liberty, was said to be licking her lips on hearing the terrorists' human rights were bought at the potential expense of innocent blood, once again, flowing freely through Britain's streets.

Well I'll Be Buggered!

2007-12-03T18:05:00.000Z

On the day when my 'Justice for the Sudan 1' campaign forced the IslamoNazi government of Sudan to release schoolteacher Gillian Gibbons, I am now in a position to shed some light on a 50 year old enigma.

If you've ever wondered why 1.5 billion Muslims, with all their military might, have never been able to shift a few million Jews from Israel then wonder no more!

It's long been known that imams use Pakistan's 20,000 Madrassas as places to groom young boys for underage sex (see pic above for proof) but now it has come to light that Muslim warlords also have an unhealthy desire to bugger young boys. At a time when you'd expect them to be planning decisive military campaigns against the Infidel, most Muslim warlords are far too busy dressing up young boys to look like girls. After a few dances to the Tweets' Birdy Song the children are then routinely sexually assaulted by the heroic Muslim Fighters.

Known as bacha bereesh (boys without beards) they are highly prized in many parts of the Islamic world. Enayatullah, a 42 year old landowner said "I was married to a woman 20 years ago, she left me because of my boy," he said. "I was playing with my boy every night and was away from home, eventually my wife decided to leave me. I am happy with my decision, because I am used to sleeping and entertaining with my young boy."

When asked about this disgusting and abusive 'tradition', a spokeperson for the Muslim Council of Britain refused to condemn the practice stating "Don't knock it until you've tried it".

If You Go Down To The School Today, You're In For A Big Surprise.

2007-11-26T17:48:00.000Z

In a land hardened by the horrors of genocide and ethnic cleansing, a 54 year old English schoolteacher has actually managed to offend the 'sensitivities' of the entire Muslim population of Sudan when she named a teddy bear 'Muhammed'. The name was chosen after a vote was held amongst a class of 6 & 7 year olds. This heinous crime carries a punishment of up to 6 months in jail and/or 40 lashes.

The teacher, Gillian Gibbons, was arrested on Sunday by police from the IslamoNazi Ministry of Indoctrination and Education. They also want to interview the owner of the bear, a 6 year old child, who with any luck, may avoid being hanged. Many outside observers believe the authorities are more upset at the democratic way in which the name was chosen than by the actual naming itself.

Top U.K. IslamoNazi, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, leader of terrorist support group The Muslim Council of Britain (MCB), today expressed support for the decision to arrest her. "Teddy bears are cute and cuddly and bring much joy to many people. They do not kill and they are not paedophiles. They do not bully smaller teddy bears and have never been known to slit the throats of younger sister bears who decide to marry outside of their species; therefore, they have nothing in common with, and should never be named, Muhammed".

Dr Bari's own teddy bear is affectionately called 'Kill the Infidel Dog'.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Death

2007-11-20T19:47:00.000Z

As part of its 'Bending Over Backwards to Appease Muslims' season, BBC journalist, Yasmeen Khan, has just finished an 'indepth' investigation and concluded that Muslims really do have a sense of humour! No, this isn't a spoof report for Comic Relief she really did come to that conclusion...AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH HER WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!!!!!

The BBC even managed to find a photo of a smiling Muslim (and without a recently beheaded Infidel in sight) ... this, according to Ms Khan, really is proof that Muslims don't just find humour in death, misery and suffering!

Ibrahim Mogra, chairman of the interfaith Muslim Public Affairs Committee (or is that the Muslim Interfaith Public Affairs Committee?) says "religiously there is no reason why Muslims can't enjoy a laugh"... Maybe he'd be kind enough to share this revelation with the rest of the Muslim community.

Muslim 'comic', Jeff Mirza, blames the media for portraying Muslims as 'monolithic' kill-joys incapable of laughing at themselves. When asked if we were ever likely to see an Islamic version of the 'Life of Brian' Mirza stated "No". His answer should not be misinterpreted by Infidels as meaning that Muslims are 'monolithic kill-joys incapable of laughing at themselves.

Saudi Sentence For Being Gang-Raped Doubled

2007-11-18T19:39:00.000Z

The IslamoNazi State of Saudi Arabia has come down hard on all women who allow themselves to be gang-raped. Having been forced to endure being raped 14 times by a group of Muslim men, who were unable to control their sexual urges on seeing a female ankle, a 19 year old Saudi woman was sentenced to 90 lashes for allowing the crime to happen.

Thinking this sentence may have been slightly harsh, the young lady decided to appeal on the grounds that she was actually the victim. Mad Saudi judges (that's right, the U.K. doesn't have the monopoly) concluded that she had now committed the ultimate crime of trying to influence the 'judiciary' through the media. Her sentence was more than doubled to 200 lashes and a six-month prison sentence also imposed for good measure. The victim's lawyer was also suspended from the case, had his licence to work confiscated, and now faces disciplinary action.

Top U.K. Islamonazi and head of the Infidel hating Muslim Council of Britain, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari was said (by an anonymous source) to be furious at the decision. "How can these Saudi judges ever be taken seriously? Every 'good' Muslim knows that the penalty for such a henious crime is stoning to death. Allowing her to get off so lightly will only encourage all women to think they actually have rights under Shariah law!" he then concluded " Whatever next, allowing them to think for themselves?!!!"

6 Dead, 100s Injured - Another Productive Day in Palestine

2007-11-12T19:07:00.000Z

Corrupt dead Muslim terrorist, Yasser Arafat, will be rubbing his hands with glee tonight as many pints of fresh blood were spilt today at a rally organised to commemorate the third anniversary of his death.

Palestinian Fatah supporters hurled stones at the Hamas Terror Police as the rally came to an end in Gaza. Hamas retaliated by bravely shooting into the unarmed crowd despite not having any women to hide behind. Such levels of Islamic heroism haven't been seen since earlier in the day when another brave Hamas unit launched mortars into Israel from a school.

Burkha Bitches Blow Jobs

2007-11-12T17:41:00.000Z

It was a funny old week last week, lots of things to blog about but I Was feeling a bit lazy and never got round to it. So here's a short recap....

We had a Muslim hairdresser who decided to sue the owner of a trendy salon for not giving her a job. The rather unattractive Bushra Noah had refused to remove her headcovering when cutting hair!...Not sure I'd be too happy sitting in a chair knowing that a covered, politicised Muslim with a sharp implement was standing behind me! The photo is an artist's impression of the hairy hairdresser at work!

Then we had the case of the 'lyrical terrorist'. The first woman in Britain to be found guilty of terrorist related offences. Samina Malik, a 23 year old ex-prostitute, wrote poetry whilst working at W H Smith in Heathrow with titles such as 'How To Behead'. A vast array of terror info was also found hidden under her bed amongst various sex toys. Her father (who is also believed to be her elder brother) is said to be extremely angry with his daughter/sister as he will no longer receive discounted copies of 'Al Qaeda Weekly' from WHS.

Pakistan Bids For Number 1 Terror Spot

2007-11-04T18:56:00.000Z

Well it's taken a few years but President Pervez Musharraf ensured that Pakistan fell back into line with almost every other Islamic state this weekend when he introduced martial law.

Known as the Second Home of International Terrorism (S.H.I.T.), Pakistan recently came close to taking the number 1 position away from King Abdullah's IslamoNazi Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, when it opened a new wave of Terror Training camps on the Afghanistan border.

Groucho Marx look-a-like, King Abdullah stated "Pakistan would be nothing without Saudi Arabia. 90% of its terrorists are born and bred in Saudi. Without us and our money they would have an Islamo Death Rating of less than 3.2". He went on "They even let some women speak! They should be ashamed of such unIslamic practices?".

One good thing to come out of the Introduction of martial law is that Jew-hating, ex-cricket cheating playboy, Imran Khan has been placed under house arrest...I would suggest that he uses this time wisely to reflect upon the numerous occasions he was caught 'ball-tampering' during his cricketing career against England. His present predicament is obviously a direct result of bad Karma in one's own lifetime.

errr, OK.... it looks like the Jew-hating, ex-cricket cheating playboy, Imran Khan has now escaped from house arrest. We all hope and pray for his safe return so that he may be swiftly executed in true Islamic fashion and can face almighty Allah where he will have to explain his heinous crimes against English cricket.

Saudi Dictator Arrives in U.K. Disguised as Groucho Marx

2007-10-29T18:11:00.000Z

His Islamonaziness King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was today greeted by ex 'Turban of Death' holder, HRH Prince Charlie, on his visit to the United Kingdom. Charlie sees the visit as an integral part of his quest to be accepted as the official representative of Islam in the United Kingdom.

Topics that weren't on the agenda for discussion included women's rights (women aren't even allowed to drive in Saudi), Homosexuality (a big no, no in Saudi - if you want to keep your head attached to your shoulders) and religion (other than Islam, of course). Charlie has felt drawn towards Islam ever since he realised that being Muslim meant he would be allowed to beat his disobedient wives (surah 4:34).

His Islamonaziness is ranked number 5 in the 'World's Worst Dictator' list and has won several Groucho Marx lookalike competitions.

MCB Can't deny Islam is Misogynistic, Homophobic, anti-semitic etc etc

2007-10-18T18:54:00.000+01:00

An anonymous spokesman at MCB Nazi HQ was today unable to defend Islam against a few simple words of truth spoken by respected author Martin Amis (Peace Be Upon Him). Having been branded an Islamophobe (well, who isn't these days) for daring to speak out against fanatical Muslims in the past, Mr Amis (PBUH) yesterday said "There are great problems with Islam. The Koran recommends the beating of women. The anti-Semites, the psychotic misogynists and the homophobes are the Islamists."

The MCB spokesman seemed stunned that anybody would dare to utter such words of truth about the 'peaceful and tolerant' religion that claims almost as many lives every year as AIDS.

Struggling to find any credible denial of Amis' (PBUH) statement, the book-burning MCB spokesman decided to use the standard Islamonazi response of branding Amis a 'racist'. This tired and predictable response is also completely wrong as Islam is not a race, it is an evil death cult that bans its followers from having fun.

Spot The Terrorist

2007-10-11T18:14:00.000+01:00

Whilst most people go to the New Forest in Hampshire for a relaxing day out or a spot of camping, Muslims have now found a use for it worthy of their 'peaceful and tolerant' religion. Forget the bandit territory on the Afghan/Pakistan border, the New Forest is now the Official Preferred Terrorist Training Camp for all UK Muslims.

A 2 week Terror Training Package (half board with ammo included) costs as little as 2 days' dole money. This was far too good an opportunity to miss for several young dysfunctional Muslims., most of whom were bearded and all of whom were extremely ugly and socially inept. The only chance they'd ever get to have sex with a woman would be to blow themselves up, taking as many innocent people as possible with them, and receive the gratitude of Allah's 72 imaginary virgins.

Mousa Brown, 41, of Walthamstow, east London; Kibley da Costa, 24, of West Norwood, south-east London; Mohammed Al-Figari, 42, of Tottenham, north London, and Kader Ahmed, 20, of Plaistow, east London all put their faith in the hands of Virgin Leader Mohammed Hamid, 50...Now they all face long prison sentences where they will all almost certainly lose their virginity - although not quite as they had intended.

Anybody wishing to book an action-packed New Forest Terror Training Package should contact the new UK agent for Death Holidays at the following email georgegallowaydotcom@gmail.com

The New NHS Lottery

2007-10-07T19:16:00.000+01:00

Many UK Muslim medical students have now decided to follow a 'modified' version of the hypocratic oath . Instead of dedicating their lives to improving the well-being of their fellow human beings irrespective or race, religion, creed, wealth etc they have decided that all patients will be dealt with in accordance with the doctors' own perverted interpretation of the IslamoNazi-inspired Koran.

This brings new meaning to the term 'NHS lottery', a term usually given to the insane situation where somebody could have treatment refused in their own health authority area but would have received it had they lived elsewhere! Now we have a situation where not only does it depend on your postcode but also on your religion, sex, sexual orientation and lifestyle.

A senior NHS manager (who wished to remain anonymous) stated 'The NHS is at crisis level. A couple of months ago we had Muslim doctors attempting to murder as many inncocent men, women and children as possible at Glasgow airport. Then we had the Butcher of Bury dentist, Omer Butt, who couldn't control his sexual urges and refused to treat a woman unless she covered up. And, now we have the next generation of doctors wishing to decide who they treat. God help anybody who's female, a homosexual, has an STD, has been raped, has been beaten by their husband, has had a drink, has eaten a bacon sandwich and/or doesn't pray to Mecca 5 times a day'.

A leading NHS spokesperson (who also wished to remain anonymous) added 'We looked very closely at the recent Sainsbury's policy (reported on this blog) and feel that the easiest way to deal with Muslim sensitivities in the NHS is total submission. As from next Monday, any Muslim not wishing to deal with Infidels will be able to kill them and move on to the next more 'Islamo-sensitive' patient'.

Ban the Koran

2007-10-05T20:50:00.001+01:00

Infidels, do your duty!

Allah feels that all Muslims should now find a new book to read.
He suggests they choose something a little more light-hearted this time.
Click here to sign the petition.

Sainsbury's Sell their Soul to the Devil

2007-10-02T19:30:00.000+01:00

Sainsbury's supermarket has succumbed to Islam and publicly stated that its Muslim employees can decide which products they wish to sell.

Apparantly, some Muslim employees are unhappy with their Infidel employers for selling grotesque items such as alchohol and pork based products. Sainsbury's bosses have decided that they daren't risk upsetting the aforementioned employees just in case it leads to worldwide rioting and the murder of innocent women and children as in the global cartoonophobia uprising of february 2006.

A Sainsbury's spokesperson (who wished to remain anonymous) stated "We want all our sensitive Muslim workers to feel at home. This is just a pilot scheme, but if successful, we will also consider giving disobedient female Muslim members of staff the right to be beaten by their male colleagues", he then added "We are currently awaiting delivery of signs asking all Infidel customers not to look at any female Muslim workers. All of us in the boardroom feel this should keep the Muslim community happy until we get round to banning Christmas ".

Inayat Bunglawala, assistant secretary-general of the Terrorist supporting Islamonazi Council of Britain (MCB) said "Alchohol is the drink of the devil. How is one supposed to accurately aim a rocket propelled grenade whilst under the influence of such a drink?".

Muslim Terror Dentist A Danger to Women

2007-09-26T19:04:00.000+01:00

Islamonazi dentist Omer Butt (brother of 'former' Islamic extremist Hassan Butt) was today found guilty of trying to bully a non-practicing Muslim lady into wearing a headscarf before he would treat her for toothache at his Bury practice.

Known locally as 'The Butcher of Bury' due to his sadistic interest in the effects of pain on small children and defenceless women, Butt's defence was exposed as a 'tissue of lies' (despite swearing on the Quran) at the General Medical Council (GMC) hearing.

A spokesperson for the GMC (who wished to remain anonymous) stated 'Butt has lied from start to finish during this hearing. His inability to control his sexual urges upon seeing a woman's hair means he is a danger to women...Butt is yet another example of why some Muslim men should not be employed in the NHS.'

The hearing has long been seen as a test case for the NHS . Many Muslim Health workers such as Butt believe that uncovered female patients incite Muslim men to carry out acts of sexual abuse and therefore have a duty to cover themselves up for their own protection. Women, however, state that the onus should be placed on Muslim men to control their sexual urges in the first place.

If you are a Muslim male and need help controlling your sexual urges when confronted with a burkha-free female then please feel free to 'Ask Mo' for advice.

"Our son is no terrorist, just a young Muslim (who hated Infidels)'

2007-09-24T20:06:00.000+01:00

The Islamonazi parents of Mohammed Atif Siddique (the young Muslim terrorist convicted of terrorist offences in a Scottish court last week) are still in a severe case of denial over the murderous intentions of their terrorist son. All parents have a right to believe that their own children are not genocidal maniacs addicted to fresh blood but the Siddiques have been advised to seek urgent medical assistance to treat their delusional disorder.

Mohammed (the father) Siddique stated that his son was guilty of nothing more than a healthy interest in Islam (most sane people would say this was reason enough to lock him up) . Mohammed (the terrorist) was arrested as he tried to board a plane bound for a terrorist training camp in Pakistan with a known al-Qaeda terrorist. A subsequent search of his UK terrorist safe-house found a near endless stash of terrorist training material together with a few Saturday night Islamic entertainment videos of Infidel beheadings (widely available from all good mosques).

Speaking to the Scotsman newspaper Mohammed's (the terrorist) brother Asif, inadvertantly admitted his brother's guilt when he stated "I was of the opinion a few years ago that unless s*** was happening on my own doorstep, it was nothing to do with me. Atif was different. He was of the belief that it was to do with us."

Aamer Anwar, well known Islamonazi lawyer, couldn't believe that a jury of Infidels would dare find a Muslim terrorist guilty of terrorism. "Don't they realise the punishment for standing up to Muslims?" he stated with a glint in his eye.

Bin Laden Burkha Bimbo to Divorce

2007-09-19T17:20:00.001+01:00

Sorry about my enforced absence. This was due to an Islamonazi instigated 'technical' issue which has now been resolved - Allah's kind intervention ensured that Freedom of Speech has once again prevailed.

Anyway, back to business! And the 'big' story of the day has to be the 'Bin Laden Divorce'. Yes, it was a surprise to everyone to hear that 5 (now 6) times divorced Jane Felix-Browne's marriage to Osama Bin Laden's 27 year old son Omar didn't last more than 5 minutes. The 51 year old 'burkha babe' wannabe met Bin Laden whilst on a 3 day drinking spree in Egypt.

On hearing news of the marriage back in July, an anonymous vicar from her home town of Moulton said "I would like to wish Jane and Omar every happiness. I have not been forced to make this statement against my will and my family have not been threatened with immediate beheading if I do not read this statement out. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar".

Rumours that Omar Bin Laden's penis was too small for the sex-mad ex prostitute were strenuously denied by the red-faced Arab who stated "I have very big willy. At 2.5 inches it has won many 'Biggest Muslim Willy' contests."

An anonymous source close to the couple said that Ms Felix-Browne-Bin-Laden (as she likes to be known) was not the sharpest knife in the drawer and had misunderstood Islamic laws on multiple spouses. The source stated "Having expected to be pleasured by several husbands each night, she was disappointed to learn that her new husband already had several other wives (none of whom had ever been sexually fulfilled by little Omar) and that she would not be allowed to take another husband unless she liked being stoned to death". Alas, Ms F-B-B-L and an aging camel called Cecil soon became very close friends.

Other news... I see peaceloving and tolerant Muslims have killed an anti-Syrian MP in Christian Beirut when they blew up his car. Hezbollah are said to be furious that only 3 innocent women and children were also killed in the blast.

More to come soon!!!

PS Happy Ramadan ;o)

Islamonazi Induction Test Goes Kaput

2007-09-05T19:08:00.000+01:00

Two German Islamonazi converts and their Muslim mentor were today arrested as final preparations for their induction into Islam were uncovered by German police who discovered their plot to detonate several 'massive' bombs all in the name of 'Allah'.

The bombs would have killed and maimed thousands of innocent men, women and children had the induction test been successful. The two Germans described as 'perfect recruits for the Islamic cause' by the Imam of Neu-Ulm mosque both had extremely low IQs. Recent studies have indicated that 78% of converts to Islam have an IQ less than a third of the average Westerner. The other 22% will almost certainaly have a penchant for fresh blood and/or devil worship whilst retaining an unhealthy interest in falafel.

Whilst the rest of Europe seems to be waking up to the threat from genocidal Muslims, Germany has been criticised for burying its head in the sand. This seems to be one reason why Muslim terrorists have adopted Germany as their main terror training base in Western Europe.

A proposed new strategy by German scientists to eradicate Muslim terrorism is currently being considered by many Western governments. The main thrust is believed to be a new way to increase the IQ of those considered most susceptible to brain-washing. 'Once the IQ is raised, they will see Islam for what it is - an evil death cult based on the mad rantings of a war-mongering paedophile' said the most brainiest man in the whole wide world...and he should know!

Message From Allah

2007-09-01T12:18:00.001+01:00

Allah has been so happy with my first month of blogging that he just wanted to say a few words...

"Greetings Muslim and Infidel dogs. My favourite prophet has done well and I am extremely pleased with all the lovely feedback that has been left. Being god is not always easy so it's good that I can delegate a few things to Mo (PBUH) every now and then. It would have been nice if he was still half the man he used to be, then he could also help me out with my strenuous monthly 'virgin testing' duties but, alas, Aysha has obviously tired him out!

"It's my favourite time of year coming up soon. Ramadan!!!! You will never know how much pleasure it gives me to see all my Muslim followers starving themselves whilst me and Mo (PBUH) gorge ouselves on lovely fresh cream cakes. Their slavish displays of devotion are most worthy (although a little mis-guided) and they shall have their rewards in Heaven (provided George Galloway hasn't stolen them all) ... that's the 'official' line, anyway...I am Great, I am Great, I am Great"

Gunfire, Bombs and Lots of Blood...Must be a Muslim Religious Festival

2007-08-28T17:25:00.000+01:00

What better way for Muslims to celebrate the birthday of their 9th century Imam Mahdi than to kill as many other Muslims as possible?!!!!! Various body parts littered the streets around Karbala's holy shrine as fellow followers of the 'Religion of Peace' fired rockets into hotels and randomly fired their AK47s into crowds of screaming women and children.

With 25 dead and 65 injured, many local Imams are said to be furious with the expected shortfall when the collection plates are passed round..."These people are so selfish, why couldn't they wait until after the plate had been passed round? It just isn' fair!" said one such Imam.

This latest 'incident' comes just one day after 9 Muslims were murdered by a fellow 'tolerant' Muslim who decided to detonate himself during evening prayers in a Fallujan mosque.

And, it's only two days since Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki announced a 'peace' deal between Shia, Sunni and Kurds aimed at building national unity...maybe the word 'peace' (like many others) has another meaning in Islam.

New Quality Mug Range Now Available

2007-08-27T18:51:00.000+01:00

A new range of quality mugs is now available from the Prophet Mohammed (PBUM) Official Gift Shop.

The range includes the award winning 'Shariah Law' mug and the new 'Smile if you're proud to be an Islamophobe' mug.

All mugs are 'Muslim friendly' camel urine resistant and also dishwasher safe (although hand washing is recommended due to the strength of some modern Infidel detergents).

All mugs are personally blessed by Allah and therefore guaranteed to bring wealth and good fortune.

Australian Prime Minister John Howard receives honorary Prophethood

2007-08-26T20:42:00.001+01:00

Aussie Prime Minister John Howard has been awarded an honorary Prophethood in recognition of his brave stand against Islamonazism.
I was lucky enough to be invited to the award ceremony where Allah herself presented the coveted turban to a slightly drunk Prime Minister.

The award was made after PM Howard and other members of his cabinet made defiant speeches against Islamonazis telling them they were more than welcome to leave Australia if the freedoms and protection they enjoy offended them. He stated that good Australians were sick and tired of whining Muslims who complain at every opportunity.

'Australia will never even entertain the idea of introducing Sharia law' he told a gathering of mad mullahs foaming at the mouth...'If you don't like it then get out'. British politicians were said to be quaking in their boots at the prospect of being expected to show the same amount of courage as PM Howard.

Click here to read the full story

Australia has now been forgiven for the disgraceful way they stole the Ashes back from England in 2006.

Iranian Male Sex Party Gets Out of Hand

2007-08-23T19:35:00.000+01:00

Going out for a quick drink and a fumble with his girlfriend seemed like a good idea to 25 year old Saeed Ghanbari from Qazvin, Iran. Unfortunately, the 'Religious' police had other ideas and young Saeed was duly lashed 80 times infront of a crowd of more than 1000 men.

The event was so popular that barricades and armed guards were required as many tried climbing traffic lights for a better view. Dozens recorded the entertainment on their mobile phones as 2 police officers enthusiastically carried out their religious duties.

A local Imam stated that 'drinking and having sex outside of marriage was a serious crime. Had it been a minor offence such as killing his sister for overcooking the rice then a telling-off would have been sufficient'.

Earlier this year, a man was flogged after a copy of the Bible was found in his car. In another case a woman who had been forced into prostitution as an eight-year-old received 99 lashes for 'acts contrary to chastity'.

One of the county's top religious leaders stated 'The West is always quick to condemn Islam as a barbaric and backward religion. Personally, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Most Muslim men would pay a weeks wages to be held down and whipped by a couple of guys wearing masks...I know I would'.

Belgian Law Firm Gets Butt Kicked By Mo (PBUM)

2007-08-21T21:06:00.001+01:00

On May 28th 1940, Belgium capitulated to the Nazis. During the next four and a half years the vast majority of decent Belgians did everything in their power to regain their freedom and self-respect despite the vile actions of a few self-serving Belgian collaborators and their Nazi masters.

On Saturday August 19th 2007 A Belgian law firm announced its intentions to carry out, without question, the orders of 21st century Nazis when it attempted to silence the exposing of Islam by Allah's favourite prophet. Yes I know, it's unbelievable. 'Why me?...' I asked, '...what have I ever done to upset anyone?'

Well, luckily for all you Infidels, 'Afschrift' lawyer ines Wouters, acting on the orders of Mr Fouad el Koreichi, was as effective as a Belgian chocolate teapot and is expected to be tried shortly under shariah law by local Muslims for failing in her duties as an obedient Dhimmi.

Click here to read the full story and see Ms Wouters threatening emails

Islam in Charge at BBC

2007-08-19T19:30:00.000+01:00

The BBC has excelled itself once again. A two-part 'Casualty' special showing a Muslim suicide bomber causing carnage has been changed ever so slightly. It's now going to be a bomb planted by English animal rights extremists. A BBC spokesperson stated that it was against BBC policy to broadcast anything that may upset Muslims and therefore put BBC staff in danger. Channel 4 however, has decided that freedom of speech is actually worth defending and will defy UK Islamonazis and broadcast 'Britz', a drama featuring a Muslim female suicide bomber in London.

Well it looks like the Muslim Killing Machine is stepping up a few gears in Iraq. Not satisfied with killing 300 men, women and children by blowing up fuel tankers outside local schools they decided to launch a mortar attack in Eastern Baghdad this morning. The insurgents responsible for today's attack were, however, said to be 'deeply dissappointed' at killing only 7 women and children in the name of 'Allah the merciful'. The group's leader has now been summoned by local imams to explain his pitiful results.

Happy Birthday! Here's to Another 60 Years of Self-Inflicted Poverty!

2007-08-13T21:21:00.000+01:00

Pakistan celebrates 60 years of Islamic terrorism this week. Having gained independence from India in 1947 the country has been a role model for Islamic states worldwide ever since. Murder, rape, corruption and almost every human rights abuse known to mankind has helped Pakistan become recognised as a state that really does follow the true principles of Islam.

Whereas India has one of the fastest growing economies in the world, Pakistan's main export is death and misery via its state sponsored terrorist training camps in the northern border region.

An attempt had been made by the West to introduce a thing called 'fun' into Pakistani society but Mad Mullahs quickly pointed out that this was a totally unIslamic concept and would therefore not be tolerated. "The West is evil..." said one such Mullah, "...these dogs think they can turn peaceful and tolerant Muslims away from the glory of killing but they underestimate how easy it is for people like me to manipulate them".

To celebrate the 60th birthday it has been decided by the country's religious leaders to throw a big party. Although laughter will be strictly forbidden, hysterical displays of satisfaction will be permitted on completion of the main event...the main event being the stoning to death of several women who allowed themselves to be raped...coincidentally, these will also be the only women allowed to attend the celebrations... "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar" uttered the 'dumb', one-handed thief as he feasted on yesterday's leftover cockroach...isn't he just!

Dutch porn star says Koran is worse than Mein Kampf!

2007-08-12T18:37:00.000+01:00

At long last someone has called for the Quran to be banned. The irony is that the call has come from a politician in Europe's most liberal country! Dutch MP Geert Wilders may look like a well endowed seventies porn star but he obviously has a decent sized brain too under those flowing golden locks!

The call came after Esham Jami, a young Dutch politician who established a group to support people who have renounced Islam, was brutally attacked by a Muslim gang. Jami is now under police protection for daring to help Muslims who have left the teachings of the dark side. Wliders quoted several surahs from the Quran that called on Muslims to "oppress, persecute or kill Christians, Jews, dissidents and non-believers, to beat and rape women and to establish an Islamic state by force". He said Holland should "Ban this wretched book like Mein Kampf is banned! Send a signal to Jami's attackers and other Islamic radicals that the Quran cannot be used in the Netherlands as an inspiration or an excuse for violence."

On a personal note, I would like to add that it is inexcusable for anybody to mock Allah's favourite book. No such behavour will be tolerated on this blog!

Britain Running Out of Muslim Terrorists

2007-08-07T17:19:00.000+01:00

It would appear that the U.K. may be running out of Muslim terrorists. In an attempt to avoid such a devastating catastrophe the Government has urgently requested the immediate return of 5 Islamic terrorists currently held in Guantanamo Bay. Although none of the 5 are U.K. citizens, Prime Minister Gordon Brown feels that a lack of Islamic terrorists in Britain would quickly lead to a shortage of suitable role models for young Muslims receiving benefits from the country they hate. Despite all 5 having undeniable terrorist links each of them has been able to convince naive liberals at groups such as 'Amnesty' and 'Liberty' of their innocence.

OMAR DEGHAYES - Was actually caught on film at a Muslim Terror camp but claimed 'mistaken identity' when detained fleeing Afghanistan after the fall of the Taleban.

SHAKER ABDUR-RAHEEM AAMER - Claimed he was merely carrying out 'voluntary charity work' in Afghanistan.

ABDULNOUR SAMEUR - Wounded in Afghanistan (where he had travelled to be a 'good' muslim) whilst fighting alongside a group of Arabs. Also admitted prior knowledge of 9/11.

JAMIL EL-BANNA - Has links to imprisoned radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada.

BINYAM MOHAMMED AL HABASHI - Received firearms and explosives training in Afghanistan with shoe-bomber Richard Reid.

It must be dificult being a Muslim these days. Just because you carry an AK47 and several hand grenades everybody thinks you're a terrorist!!!...Thank Allah for 'Amnesty International' and 'Liberty'.

Hamas Murders More Children

In an effort to avoid the 'embarrassment' of murdering even more of their own children, Palestinian terrorists have today been allowed by their religious leaders to spend a little less time slavishly reciting quranic hate verses at prayer time in order to spend more time studying the instructions for firing portable rockets.

The 'Religious' order comes after a terrorist attempt earlier today, aimed at scuppering Israel/Palestine peace moves, resulted in the death of an 8 year old Palestinian boy and his younger sister when several rockets fell short of their proposed Israeli target and landed in Northern Gaza instead. Souces in the area said 'This is not an unusual occurrence'

This latest Islamic 'own goal' has been described as Hamas' worst 'miscalculation' since they murdered 8 Palestinians in the now infamous 'Gaza Beach Massacre'.

Hamas' spokesperson was said to be 'unavailable' for comment.

Galloway Wants to Ban Dogs!

2007-08-06T18:46:00.000+01:00

He's at it again....Corrupt M.P. 'Mad-Dog' George Galloway today stated that he wanted to ban all dogs from the U.K.

Standing in (badly) for the brilliant Jon 'Gaunty' Gaunt on radio's talkSPORT he stated that if he had his way he would 'ban all dogs from Britain because they were a danger to the public and served no purpose'.

Egged on by emails/calls from several callers (most named Mohammed, Ali etc) he declared that he would attempt to introduce a Private Members' bill in the next session of Parliament. If successful, the bill would fulfill the Islamic dream of a 'dog-free' Britain. The reason for the radio 'discussion' was the horrific attack on a small child by a Staffordshire Bull Terrier this weekend. Galloway argued that if a ban saved just one child from suffering such injuries then it would be worth it.

Superb reasoning! But hang on a minute, there are over 3 times as many dogs in Britain than there are Muslims. Yet Muslims kill and maim more than 50 times more innocent men, women and children than dogs...maybe George should make a slight amendment to his proposed bill ;o)

Barbecued Muslim Leaves Earth

2007-08-03T17:27:00.000+01:00

Well, Paradise has another mouth to feed tonight after failed terrorist, Kafeel Ahmed, died in hospital from the injuries he received whilst being a very naughty Muslim at Glasgow airport.

There was, however, one very happy lady tonight and that was Layla, AKA virgin number 1 (of 72). Layla, one of Paradise's most experienced virgins, was considered a bit of a beauty in her day. Time may not have been too kind to her but she is still considered to be excellent value for money. As Layla pointed out..."It's not easy working as a virgin in Paradise as almost all of my clients have several major body parts missing. That's why I can't wait to 'welcome' Kafeel...he may have the skin texture of BBQ'd pig but at least he'll be able to make his own breakfast in the morning!".

Layla's caring nature has made her one of Allah's favourite virgins. After 38 years of attentive service beyond the call of duty, Layla only has another 1,253 suicide bombers to satisfy before she is due for automatic retirement.

Planes, Flames and Naughty M.P.s

2007-08-01T18:55:00.001+01:00

Well it's been a funny few weeks for Muslims. First they try to blow up hundreds of people in London for taking part in the un-Islamic activity of having fun...and then they try to scare everybody to death at Glasgow airport by setting fire to themselves. These people really are stupid...didn't they realise if they'd have done it on November 5th they could have raised loads of money by having a 'Penny for the Guy' collection!

It's over 100 degrees, the sun's beating down and you're in Iran....Yes, it must be time to send the Religious Police out to make sure that all women are covered from head to toe in black. And all because Muslim men can't control their sexual urges. Who ever said Islam was a backward religion that discriminates against women?

And now for the feel-good factor.... Part time M.P. and ex-holder of the coveted 'Turban of Death' award, George Galloway, has been found guilty (again) of stealing money from the Iraqi 'oil for food' programme by yet another independent investigation. The embarrassing bully boy of British politics looked guiltier than a Muslim attending Alchoholics Anonymous as he launched into a desperate attack on those that exposed him. Although the corrupt M.P. cannot produce any accounts for his 'Mariam Appeal' to prove he isn't a thief, he is adamant he has nothing to hide! "My dog ate them one evening whilst I was watching re-runs of Celebrity Big Brother" ...said the socialist millionaire.