MCB Can't deny Islam is Misogynistic, Homophobic, anti-semitic etc etc

An anonymous spokesman at MCB Nazi HQ was today unable to defend Islam against a few simple words of truth spoken by respected author Martin Amis (Peace Be Upon Him). Having been branded an Islamophobe (well, who isn't these days) for daring to speak out against fanatical Muslims in the past, Mr Amis (PBUH) yesterday said "There are great problems with Islam. The Koran recommends the beating of women. The anti-Semites, the psychotic misogynists and the homophobes are the Islamists."

The MCB spokesman seemed stunned that anybody would dare to utter such words of truth about the 'peaceful and tolerant' religion that claims almost as many lives every year as AIDS.

Struggling to find any credible denial of Amis' (PBUH) statement, the book-burning MCB spokesman decided to use the standard Islamonazi response of branding Amis a 'racist'. This tired and predictable response is also completely wrong as Islam is not a race, it is an evil death cult that bans its followers from having fun.

The New NHS Lottery

Many UK Muslim medical students have now decided to follow a 'modified' version of the hypocratic oath . Instead of dedicating their lives to improving the well-being of their fellow human beings irrespective or race, religion, creed, wealth etc they have decided that all patients will be dealt with in accordance with the doctors' own perverted interpretation of the IslamoNazi-inspired Koran.

This brings new meaning to the term 'NHS lottery', a term usually given to the insane situation where somebody could have treatment refused in their own health authority area but would have received it had they lived elsewhere! Now we have a situation where not only does it depend on your postcode but also on your religion, sex, sexual orientation and lifestyle.

A senior NHS manager (who wished to remain anonymous) stated 'The NHS is at crisis level. A couple of months ago we had Muslim doctors attempting to murder as many inncocent men, women and children as possible at Glasgow airport. Then we had the Butcher of Bury dentist, Omer Butt, who couldn't control his sexual urges and refused to treat a woman unless she covered up. And, now we have the next generation of doctors wishing to decide who they treat. God help anybody who's female, a homosexual, has an STD, has been raped, has been beaten by their husband, has had a drink, has eaten a bacon sandwich and/or doesn't pray to Mecca 5 times a day'.

A leading NHS spokesperson (who also wished to remain anonymous) added 'We looked very closely at the recent Sainsbury's policy (reported on this blog) and feel that the easiest way to deal with Muslim sensitivities in the NHS is total submission. As from next Monday, any Muslim not wishing to deal with Infidels will be able to kill them and move on to the next more 'Islamo-sensitive' patient'.

Sainsbury's Sell their Soul to the Devil

Sainsbury's supermarket has succumbed to Islam and publicly stated that its Muslim employees can decide which products they wish to sell.

Apparantly, some Muslim employees are unhappy with their Infidel employers for selling grotesque items such as alchohol and pork based products. Sainsbury's bosses have decided that they daren't risk upsetting the aforementioned employees just in case it leads to worldwide rioting and the murder of innocent women and children as in the global cartoonophobia uprising of february 2006.

A Sainsbury's spokesperson (who wished to remain anonymous) stated "We want all our sensitive Muslim workers to feel at home. This is just a pilot scheme, but if successful, we will also consider giving disobedient female Muslim members of staff the right to be beaten by their male colleagues", he then added "We are currently awaiting delivery of signs asking all Infidel customers not to look at any female Muslim workers. All of us in the boardroom feel this should keep the Muslim community happy until we get round to banning Christmas ".

Inayat Bunglawala, assistant secretary-general of the Terrorist supporting Islamonazi Council of Britain (MCB) said "Alchohol is the drink of the devil. How is one supposed to accurately aim a rocket propelled grenade whilst under the influence of such a drink?".

Islamonazi Induction Test Goes Kaput

Two German Islamonazi converts and their Muslim mentor were today arrested as final preparations for their induction into Islam were uncovered by German police who discovered their plot to detonate several 'massive' bombs all in the name of 'Allah'.

The bombs would have killed and maimed thousands of innocent men, women and children had the induction test been successful. The two Germans described as 'perfect recruits for the Islamic cause' by the Imam of Neu-Ulm mosque both had extremely low IQs. Recent studies have indicated that 78% of converts to Islam have an IQ less than a third of the average Westerner. The other 22% will almost certainaly have a penchant for fresh blood and/or devil worship whilst retaining an unhealthy interest in falafel.

Whilst the rest of Europe seems to be waking up to the threat from genocidal Muslims, Germany has been criticised for burying its head in the sand. This seems to be one reason why Muslim terrorists have adopted Germany as their main terror training base in Western Europe.

A proposed new strategy by German scientists to eradicate Muslim terrorism is currently being considered by many Western governments. The main thrust is believed to be a new way to increase the IQ of those considered most susceptible to brain-washing. 'Once the IQ is raised, they will see Islam for what it is - an evil death cult based on the mad rantings of a war-mongering paedophile' said the most brainiest man in the whole wide world...and he should know!

Australian Prime Minister John Howard receives honorary Prophethood

Aussie Prime Minister John Howard has been awarded an honorary Prophethood in recognition of his brave stand against Islamonazism.
I was lucky enough to be invited to the award ceremony where Allah herself presented the coveted turban to a slightly drunk Prime Minister.

The award was made after PM Howard and other members of his cabinet made defiant speeches against Islamonazis telling them they were more than welcome to leave Australia if the freedoms and protection they enjoy offended them. He stated that good Australians were sick and tired of whining Muslims who complain at every opportunity.

'Australia will never even entertain the idea of introducing Sharia law' he told a gathering of mad mullahs foaming at the mouth...'If you don't like it then get out'. British politicians were said to be quaking in their boots at the prospect of being expected to show the same amount of courage as PM Howard.

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Australia has now been forgiven for the disgraceful way they stole the Ashes back from England in 2006.