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Muslim 'Freedom Fighters' in Afghanistan showed today why their organisation is so attractive to UK born Pakistani males when they murdered a woman for having a job.

Lt-Col Malalai Kakar headed the country's 'Crimes against women' department and had received several death threats from the Afghan brigade of the straggly-beard club (AKA The Taleban). In true Islamic tradition they also attempted to murder her young son but ran away when, after being shot several times, the boy said 'boo' to them.

The Taleban had banned all women from working when they were in power. "She was our target, and we successfully eliminated our target." said a Taleban spokesman as he joyously beat his 8 year old wife.

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Last week saw the 'Kite Runner', a film based on the incredible book by Khalid Hosseini following the lives of 2 Afghan boys, banned in the country and today it was reported that a journalist would be put to death for blasphemy. Although according to Shamsur Rahman, the head of the court, the condemned man, Sayed Perwiz Kambakhsh, still has to go through three more courts to declare his eventual fate. Fellow journalists have been told not to make a fuss or they will be arrested.

The blasphemous act carried out by Kambakhsh was to download material from the internet relating to the role of women in Islamic society. He should count himself lucky he wasn't caught doing something really naughty like laughing.

Islam's bibliophobic traditions have been well documented ever since 641AD when Alexandria fell into the hands of Muslims. General Amr ibn al-As ordered all books in the library to be burned, one by one. "If they are in agreement with the Koran, they are superfluous. If they are not in agreement, they are dangerous', he drunkenly told Abdul, his 10 year old 'bed warmer'.

Reuters report