Still Not Sure About The Afghan War?

Muslim 'Freedom Fighters' in Afghanistan showed today why their organisation is so attractive to UK born Pakistani males when they murdered a woman for having a job.

Lt-Col Malalai Kakar headed the country's 'Crimes against women' department and had received several death threats from the Afghan brigade of the straggly-beard club (AKA The Taleban). In true Islamic tradition they also attempted to murder her young son but ran away when, after being shot several times, the boy said 'boo' to them.

The Taleban had banned all women from working when they were in power. "She was our target, and we successfully eliminated our target." said a Taleban spokesman as he joyously beat his 8 year old wife.

Top Afghan Policewoman Shot Dead

Archbishop of Canterbury Campaigns for Sharia Law in UK

No, you haven't misread the title, Dr Rowan Williams, head of the Church of England, is now actively campaigning for the introduction of Sharia law into the UK. In an interview with the BBC he said that 'Sharia law had been misunderstood' and that its introduction was 'unavoidable'.

Mullah (nee Dr) Williams stated that 'having one law for everyone was dangerous' and that Muslims 'should not have to choose between the law of the land and Sharia'. He stated that Muslims do not relate to the British legal system and therefore adopting Sharia law would be helpful... maybe for them but not very nice for the 97% of the population who don't particularly relish the thought of living in the dark ages.

For an intelligent man Mullah Williams does seem to be a bit of a thicko. Following his perverted logic means that paedophiles would escape justice because they don't agree that raping small children should be illegal... Murderers would all get off on a technicality (ie "Excuse me PC Plod, but the murder law doesn't apply to me so if you don't mind, I'll be on my way") and terrorism would be nothing more than a minor offence punishable with an ASBO.

Mullah Williams was said to have embraced Islam after he was invited to visit a Pakistani Madrassa. Having legally buggered several 8 year old boys at the hate sponsored 'school' he was heard to say "F*ck me, I'm in the wrong job. It's either Catholicism or Islam for me!". The choice was tough but the lure of being able to legally have sex with young children without a multi-million pound law suit being issued against his church made Islam the natural choice.

The Mad Mullah of Canterbury is no stranger to appeasing the equally mad Islamonazi community. Only last year he was awarded my 'Turban of Death' for apologising to muslims for the crusades and having an 'I love Islam, so please don't kill me' tattoo on his lower back.

The following exclusive photograph shows Mullah Williams at his Islamonazi graduation...

Always Look on the Bright Side of Death

As part of its 'Bending Over Backwards to Appease Muslims' season, BBC journalist, Yasmeen Khan, has just finished an 'indepth' investigation and concluded that Muslims really do have a sense of humour! No, this isn't a spoof report for Comic Relief she really did come to that conclusion...AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH HER WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!!!!!

The BBC even managed to find a photo of a smiling Muslim (and without a recently beheaded Infidel in sight) ... this, according to Ms Khan, really is proof that Muslims don't just find humour in death, misery and suffering!

Ibrahim Mogra, chairman of the interfaith Muslim Public Affairs Committee (or is that the Muslim Interfaith Public Affairs Committee?) says "religiously there is no reason why Muslims can't enjoy a laugh"... Maybe he'd be kind enough to share this revelation with the rest of the Muslim community.

Muslim 'comic', Jeff Mirza, blames the media for portraying Muslims as 'monolithic' kill-joys incapable of laughing at themselves. When asked if we were ever likely to see an Islamic version of the 'Life of Brian' Mirza stated "No". His answer should not be misinterpreted by Infidels as meaning that Muslims are 'monolithic kill-joys incapable of laughing at themselves.