Showing posts with label camel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label camel. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

The Annual Camel Beauty Contest

THIS IS NOT A BELATED APRIL FOOL ARTICLE
Muslim men in the UAE found it hard to contain their excitement as the annual Camel Beauty Contest got under way in Abu Dhabi. The contest is split between pedigree and dark-skinned camels and all participants must be free from contagious diseases.

The contest has been marred in the past by allegations of vote rigging after several judges were allegedly found to be dating some of the contestants. Although false eyelashes and excessive make-up are actively discouraged, contestants are allowed to show some ankle provided the predominantey male crowd does not work themselves into a sexual frenzy before the bikini section begins.


Last year's winner, Miss Tehran, was executed after only 2 months when she refused to marry her owner.

Allah's favourite prophet wishes it to be known that he has not had sexual relations with any of this year's contestants.

Monday, 27 August 2007

New Quality Mug Range Now Available

A new range of quality mugs is now available from the Prophet Mohammed (PBUM) Official Gift Shop.

The range includes the award winning 'Shariah Law' mug and the new 'Smile if you're proud to be an Islamophobe' mug.

All mugs are 'Muslim friendly' camel urine resistant and also dishwasher safe (although hand washing is recommended due to the strength of some modern Infidel detergents).

All mugs are personally blessed by Allah and therefore guaranteed to bring wealth and good fortune.