Marry Today, Start School Tomorrow

Under Islamic law it is perfectly OK to let a filthy paedophile play doctors and nurses with your pre-school age daughter yet it brings dishonour and humiliation on the family when that same girl tells her daddy that she's sick and tired of being raped and abused by the Muslim pervert.

Saira Nusrat Bibi, now 17 but only 9 at the time of her 'marriage', was shot dead by a group of men sent by her parents as she left the courtroom. The murder happened as she was attempting to have her 'ordeal' legally ended

Pakistani Senator, Israr Ullah Zehri, stated that "these are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them”.

This incident is just one of many barbaric atrocities carried out in the area under the cover of Islam. In the same village, 3 young girls were shot and then buried alive for voicing their objections to being married off in the usual Muslim 'tradition'.

British Muslim paedophile supporters at the MCB were understood to be relieved that such rich Islamic traditions were being staunchly defended. Their integration into UK law was 'merely a matter of time' stated one ex-MCB Secretary General.

Married at 9, dead at 17

'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello...I Hate Infidels

Britain's 'top' Muslim cop yesterday showed why people shouldn't be promoted just because of their race, religion or sex.

Westernphobic Met Police Assistant Commissioner, Tarique Ghaffur, wasn't promoted because of his ability, he was promoted because he was Muslim. Politically correct do-gooders felt such an appointment would be good for Anglo-Muslim relations and encourage other followers of the Dark Side to join the police instead of blowing themselves up on tube trains packed full of school children.

However, despite being in the second most powerful police job in the country's largest police force, talentless Ghaffur is claiming he's been discriminated against because of his race and religion. If earning more than £100,000 per year, being given a CBE and a retirement pot of £500,000 is being discriminated against then I'd like to apply for a bit of discrimination too.

Race row police told to 'shut up'

Another 'Loving' Muslim Father

A court heard today how a Muslim father forced his own son to take part in a cruel and barbaric Muslim ritual whilst other Muslim men wailed like Dervishes as they looked on.

Syed Mustafa Zaidi, a 44 year old devout follower of the Dark Side's Shia branch, first flogged himself with a zanjeer zani (a barbed whip made from knives and chains) and then 'encouraged' his 13 year old son to do the same. For some strange reason the son wasn't keen on joining in with the festivities but was eventually forced to do so.

This all-male event was held at a community centre in Manchester. The centre used to be available for special occasions such as wedding receptions and birthdays. However, since Muslims moved into the area, it is now used mainly for Islamic rituals such as flogging and other fresh-blood related perversions.

Under UK law a child can be disciplined with a smack provided that it does not leave anything more than a temporary reddening of the skin. Having lumps of flesh torn from one's back with a barbed whip does seem slightly excessive...even for Muslims.

The Child Abuse case continues.

UPDATE - Site Disruption Due To Naughty Muslim

UPDATE - The domain www.prophetmohammed.co.uk now temporarily redirects to www.laughingatislam.com. Allah wishes it to be known that his favourite prophet is safe and well - END OF UPDATE.

Naughty Muslims - you know who you are ;o) - have tried to hack Allah's favourite website...Allah's not a happy god tonight!!!!

The main domain of www.prophetmohammed.co.uk may be inaccessible for a short period of time.

However, the site can still be accessed from any of the following:
www.laughingatislam.com
www.peacebeuponme.com
www.prophet-muhammad.biz

Hard of hearing jihadists can still catch up with the latest news here:
www.islamickebab.com

The mad, bad world of Islam can still be found here:
www.islamismad.com

Updates to follow shortly.

PS. The above image was only possible thanks to the co-operation of 'Fido' and his chums.

Muslim Integration Not Quite Going According to Plan

Three years on from the 7/7 London Tube Bombings where over 50 innocent people were slaughtered by followers of an evil death cult, Britain still refuses to recognise the ongoing threat of the Nazi inspired teachings of Islam. All attempts at integrating Muslims into civilised society have been turned on their head and British people are now openly expected to adapt to the ways of the Dark Side.

Two 12 year old pupils were recently given detention for refusing to pray to Allah at a school in Cheshire whilst other kids were told off for not doing it right! For anybody unsure of how to pray in a respectful way to Allah simply follow these instructions...

1. Point your bottom towards Mecca.
2. Let off an almighty botty burp.
3. Use several pages from a copy of the Quran to wipe away any accidental outage.

Now it's not always easy to work out which direction Mecca is so as an alternative many Muslims simply point towards their local benefits office and give thanks for getting free money every week.

Nobody is suggesting that all Muslims are actively involved in terrorism so one might think that the law abiding element would welcome any efforts to cut out the more pro-active terrorists from within their own comunities. Unfortunately this doesn't appear to be the case.

In the latest clampdown on Islamic terrorism ACPO (Association of Chief Police Officers) is drawing up guidlines to ensure that all sniffer dogs wear appropriate footwear to avoid upsetting Muslims...that'll teach 'em! This comes only days after Tayside police were forced to make an apology to Muslims for displaying a poster that showed a cute puppy in a police officer's helmet.

Muslims recently demanded that they should be exempt from checks by sniffer dogs at airports and train stations. Apparently such checks make it almost impossible to carry Semtex and other terror related materials onto trains without being caught and are therefore Islamophobic.

RSPCA officials were in total agreement with the exemption. One anonymous official stated 'Dogs have rights too. Just because they can lick their own balls and like to sniff eachothers' bottoms doesn't mean they should be made to get that close to odious scum such as Islamonazi terror suspects. It's about time we showed some respect to dogs'.

SNIFFER DOGS OFFEND MUSLIMS

Detention for refusing to kneel in class and pray to Allah

Tayside Police apologise after Muslims complain over 'unclean' puppy in advert

U.N. Sponsors 'Bomb-Making' Classes For Kids

The United Nations hung its head in shame today when the headmaster of one of its schools was exposed as being a top bomb maker for a Muslim terror group.

By day, Awad al-Qiq was a respected teacher and headmaster in the Gaza Strip. By night, he built rockets for the Islamonazi cowards of Hamas . For many years the UN has denied Israeli allegations that it supported anti-Israeli terror groups such as Hamas and Hezbollah, preferring instead to accuse Israel of paranoia.

A UN spokesperson today stated that it wasn't aware of Mr al-Qiq's 'out of school' activities, although he failed to deny rumours that Mr al-Qiq included 'bomb making' and 'killing Jews' as hobbies on his CV.

Explosion In Leeds Was Not Caused By Muslim Terrorists

Yes, incredible as it may seem, today's explosion in Leeds was apparently caused by a gas leak and not by our peace loving friends from I Sincerely Love A Massacre (Islam).

Emergency services first cast doubt over whether the explosion was caused by angry Muslims when they realised that no defenceless women or children appeared to have been targetted.

Muhammad Abdul Bari, Chief Nazi at the Muslim Council of Britain, was said to be devastated. "What sort of trickery is this?" he stated when he first heard the news. He then managed to place a positive spin on the incident by claiming that it must have been a sign from Allah and therefore Islam's monopoly on UK terrorism was still in place.

Islamic schools lure boys into begging

If a Muslim knocks on your door and offers to take your 7 year old son away to educate him it's probably a good idea to say 'no thank you'. Every year in Senegal, thousands of parents send their sons to be educated by Islamic religious leaders. Unfortunately, the vast majority end up begging on the streets of the capital under the cover of the death cult we all know and love called Islam.

In the name of religion, most of these boys spend two hours a day memorizing verses from the Quran and over nine hours begging to line the pockets of the man they call teacher.

And what happens to children who fail to meet their daily quotas? They are stripped and doused in cold water. The older boys pick them up like hammocks by their ankles and wrists The teacher then whips them with an electrical cord until the cord breaks their skin.

Read the full story of Islam's Love For Children.

The Annual Camel Beauty Contest

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Muslim men in the UAE found it hard to contain their excitement as the annual Camel Beauty Contest got under way in Abu Dhabi. The contest is split between pedigree and dark-skinned camels and all participants must be free from contagious diseases.

The contest has been marred in the past by allegations of vote rigging after several judges were allegedly found to be dating some of the contestants. Although false eyelashes and excessive make-up are actively discouraged, contestants are allowed to show some ankle provided the predominantey male crowd does not work themselves into a sexual frenzy before the bikini section begins.

Last year's winner, Miss Tehran, was executed after only 2 months when she refused to marry her owner.

Allah's favourite prophet wishes it to be known that he has not had sexual relations with any of this year's contestants.