Love, Honour and Rape

Yes they're at it again!

A mad Muslim cleric in Australia is preaching the usual Islamic messages of death and misery to his flock. Whilst all civilised societies recognise the right of a woman not to be raped, Samir Abu Hamza is openly preaching that a man can force his wife to have sex whenever he finds he cannot control his sexual urges and that this does not constitute rape because it is his right to do so. He can even demand sex if she is in the middle of 'preparing him the bread on the stove'!!!

The same mad Aussie Islamonazi nutcase cleric is unsurpisingly also in favour of lightly beating one's wives (but not with a broomstick).

Australia 's Muslim problem has almost reached the epidemic proportions of the UK. In 2007, top Oz Islamonazi, the Mufti of Australia (no, I didn't make it up it really is his title) described uncovered women as 'uncovered meat' inviting rape.

Maybe Muslim women should consider covering up in their own homes too.

Marry Today, Start School Tomorrow

Under Islamic law it is perfectly OK to let a filthy paedophile play doctors and nurses with your pre-school age daughter yet it brings dishonour and humiliation on the family when that same girl tells her daddy that she's sick and tired of being raped and abused by the Muslim pervert.

Saira Nusrat Bibi, now 17 but only 9 at the time of her 'marriage', was shot dead by a group of men sent by her parents as she left the courtroom. The murder happened as she was attempting to have her 'ordeal' legally ended

Pakistani Senator, Israr Ullah Zehri, stated that "these are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them”.

This incident is just one of many barbaric atrocities carried out in the area under the cover of Islam. In the same village, 3 young girls were shot and then buried alive for voicing their objections to being married off in the usual Muslim 'tradition'.

British Muslim paedophile supporters at the MCB were understood to be relieved that such rich Islamic traditions were being staunchly defended. Their integration into UK law was 'merely a matter of time' stated one ex-MCB Secretary General.

Married at 9, dead at 17

Another 'Loving' Muslim Father

A court heard today how a Muslim father forced his own son to take part in a cruel and barbaric Muslim ritual whilst other Muslim men wailed like Dervishes as they looked on.

Syed Mustafa Zaidi, a 44 year old devout follower of the Dark Side's Shia branch, first flogged himself with a zanjeer zani (a barbed whip made from knives and chains) and then 'encouraged' his 13 year old son to do the same. For some strange reason the son wasn't keen on joining in with the festivities but was eventually forced to do so.

This all-male event was held at a community centre in Manchester. The centre used to be available for special occasions such as wedding receptions and birthdays. However, since Muslims moved into the area, it is now used mainly for Islamic rituals such as flogging and other fresh-blood related perversions.

Under UK law a child can be disciplined with a smack provided that it does not leave anything more than a temporary reddening of the skin. Having lumps of flesh torn from one's back with a barbed whip does seem slightly excessive...even for Muslims.

The Child Abuse case continues.

UPDATE - Site Disruption Due To Naughty Muslim

UPDATE - The domain www.prophetmohammed.co.uk now temporarily redirects to www.laughingatislam.com. Allah wishes it to be known that his favourite prophet is safe and well - END OF UPDATE.

Naughty Muslims - you know who you are ;o) - have tried to hack Allah's favourite website...Allah's not a happy god tonight!!!!

The main domain of www.prophetmohammed.co.uk may be inaccessible for a short period of time.

However, the site can still be accessed from any of the following:
www.laughingatislam.com
www.peacebeuponme.com
www.prophet-muhammad.biz

Hard of hearing jihadists can still catch up with the latest news here:
www.islamickebab.com

The mad, bad world of Islam can still be found here:
www.islamismad.com

Updates to follow shortly.

PS. The above image was only possible thanks to the co-operation of 'Fido' and his chums.

Islamic schools lure boys into begging

If a Muslim knocks on your door and offers to take your 7 year old son away to educate him it's probably a good idea to say 'no thank you'. Every year in Senegal, thousands of parents send their sons to be educated by Islamic religious leaders. Unfortunately, the vast majority end up begging on the streets of the capital under the cover of the death cult we all know and love called Islam.

In the name of religion, most of these boys spend two hours a day memorizing verses from the Quran and over nine hours begging to line the pockets of the man they call teacher.

And what happens to children who fail to meet their daily quotas? They are stripped and doused in cold water. The older boys pick them up like hammocks by their ankles and wrists The teacher then whips them with an electrical cord until the cord breaks their skin.

Read the full story of Islam's Love For Children.

U.K. Muslim Terrorist Shortage Averted

Britain's 'Muslim friendly' parliamentarians yesterday breathed a huge sigh of relief when they finally succeeded in importing 3 Islamic terrorists from Guantanamo Bay to help replenish the U.K.'s depleted stock. The severe lack of attempted Islamic terrorist atrocities since the failed London and Glasgow bombings in July, led many U.K. policiticians to become concerned that Britain was no longer seen as a safe haven for mad Muslims hell bent on murdering its citizens.

'We must send out the right message' said PM Gordon Brown.

Although none of the terrorists are actually British and none of them even have a right to be here, PM Brown is allowing them to stay on the basis that they once visited this country before going on 'holiday' to that popular (with 'disaffected' Muslim 'men') tourist destination called the Afghanistan War Zone. An Amnesty International spokesperson stated that the 3 terrorists, armed only with a camera (plus a small kalashnikov and several anti-tank RPGs), were inexplicably detained by U.S. forces whilst doing what any Muslim holidaymaker in Afghanistan would do ie trying to kill anybody not wearing a 12" beard or a Niqab.

The 3 Muslim meglomaniacs, Omar Deghayes, Jamil el-Banna and Abdenour Samuer, are now free to roam Britain's streets. Their lawyer, Clive 'I Love Legal Aid' Stafford-Smith, stated 'The human rights of my clients must be respected at all times. They must never be arrested until they have actually carried out the mass murder of civilians that they may, or may not, be planning. To hold somebody against their will purely on the basis that hundreds or thousands of innocent lives will almost certainly be saved is disgraceful'.

Shami Chakrabati, Director of the terrorist defence organisation Liberty, was said to be licking her lips on hearing the terrorists' human rights were bought at the potential expense of innocent blood, once again, flowing freely through Britain's streets.

Iranian Male Sex Party Gets Out of Hand

Going out for a quick drink and a fumble with his girlfriend seemed like a good idea to 25 year old Saeed Ghanbari from Qazvin, Iran. Unfortunately, the 'Religious' police had other ideas and young Saeed was duly lashed 80 times infront of a crowd of more than 1000 men.

The event was so popular that barricades and armed guards were required as many tried climbing traffic lights for a better view. Dozens recorded the entertainment on their mobile phones as 2 police officers enthusiastically carried out their religious duties.

A local Imam stated that 'drinking and having sex outside of marriage was a serious crime. Had it been a minor offence such as killing his sister for overcooking the rice then a telling-off would have been sufficient'.

Earlier this year, a man was flogged after a copy of the Bible was found in his car. In another case a woman who had been forced into prostitution as an eight-year-old received 99 lashes for 'acts contrary to chastity'.

One of the county's top religious leaders stated 'The West is always quick to condemn Islam as a barbaric and backward religion. Personally, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Most Muslim men would pay a weeks wages to be held down and whipped by a couple of guys wearing masks...I know I would'.

Dutch porn star says Koran is worse than Mein Kampf!

At long last someone has called for the Quran to be banned. The irony is that the call has come from a politician in Europe's most liberal country! Dutch MP Geert Wilders may look like a well endowed seventies porn star but he obviously has a decent sized brain too under those flowing golden locks!

The call came after Esham Jami, a young Dutch politician who established a group to support people who have renounced Islam, was brutally attacked by a Muslim gang. Jami is now under police protection for daring to help Muslims who have left the teachings of the dark side. Wliders quoted several surahs from the Quran that called on Muslims to "oppress, persecute or kill Christians, Jews, dissidents and non-believers, to beat and rape women and to establish an Islamic state by force". He said Holland should "Ban this wretched book like Mein Kampf is banned! Send a signal to Jami's attackers and other Islamic radicals that the Quran cannot be used in the Netherlands as an inspiration or an excuse for violence."

On a personal note, I would like to add that it is inexcusable for anybody to mock Allah's favourite book. No such behavour will be tolerated on this blog!

Galloway Wants to Ban Dogs!

He's at it again....Corrupt M.P. 'Mad-Dog' George Galloway today stated that he wanted to ban all dogs from the U.K.

Standing in (badly) for the brilliant Jon 'Gaunty' Gaunt on radio's talkSPORT he stated that if he had his way he would 'ban all dogs from Britain because they were a danger to the public and served no purpose'.

Egged on by emails/calls from several callers (most named Mohammed, Ali etc) he declared that he would attempt to introduce a Private Members' bill in the next session of Parliament. If successful, the bill would fulfill the Islamic dream of a 'dog-free' Britain. The reason for the radio 'discussion' was the horrific attack on a small child by a Staffordshire Bull Terrier this weekend. Galloway argued that if a ban saved just one child from suffering such injuries then it would be worth it.

Superb reasoning! But hang on a minute, there are over 3 times as many dogs in Britain than there are Muslims. Yet Muslims kill and maim more than 50 times more innocent men, women and children than dogs...maybe George should make a slight amendment to his proposed bill ;o)