Saturday, 17 January 2009

'Just Dhimmified'

ITV last week became the latest victim of the apparently contagious disease of Dhimmification.

During a wedding scene from Coronation Street they decided to remove a cross from a church altar to avoid receiving death threats from followers of everybody's favourite death cult.

Their decision is quite bizarre as the programme is a form of light entertainment and is therefore intended to give people enjoyment from watching it. As any form of enjoying oneself is strictly forbidden under Islamic law this should mean that no Muslims would be watching the programme in the first place. However, it is understood that a splinter group from the extreme Islamonazi Muslim Council of Britain has been formed with members having the sole purpose of forcing themselves to watch Infidel TV in order to be offended. Obviously Coronation Street, a soap opera set around a pub and a bookies with a hindu as one of its main characters, was a good place to start.

A spokesperson for the MCB splinter group stated that there would have been no need to remove the cross from the scene provided a live beheading of an Infidel was used in its place.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't she look lovely :o)

hellosnackbar said...

I think the lady in the niqab is really Elsie Tanner(resurrectedby Allah) .I think the truth should be revealed in the next(updated)copy of the Koran.

Anonymous said...

u pathetic 'hellosnackbar' im wasting my time saying this, but you foking losers need a foking life! its oryt wen u foking nuns cover up but wen it cums 2 isma oh noooo da jealously kicks in! bet all ur lives are so fucked up, u dunt hv anytin beta 2 du, bastards

Anonymous said...

u sad bastards its ok u showing and flashing ur boobs and dicks and arses but covering them is a crime u motherfucking bastards and i hope u all rot in hell u wont be going to heaven and u hav got no lyf and i dont no why im wastin my time.

Anonymous said...

I wish someone would behead that Gail Tilsley

Anonymous said...

its not as if we go round sayin stuf bwt ur religeon go 2 hell sad twats

atomandyves said...

Anonymous, you're too fucking ignorant to recognize, let alone acknowledge, that you and your stinking, filthy death cult do the exact thing you lie about others doing. You're a filthy muzzscum idiot. BTW, I'm atheist. Go fuck your mother again, and yourself.

Anonymous said...

haawwww tut tut tut 'atomandyves' just coz ur athiest dusnt give you any right to say such awfull things of other peoples religion. ohk, so uve expressed the fact that u dnt like our religion so wht no-one gives a damn wot u think anyways. we can carry on believing in islam and so will millions of other peole and anything u can say or do isnt gonna putt anyone off wht they truly beleive.
before pointing the finger at islam, and muslims why dont u take a step bak and asses the other religions.

Anonymous said...

so there you are talkin about the updated version of the quran
when first of all
there isnt one never hs been one and never will be
and how about the bible
the old testament & the new testament
i suggest you look at yourselves first before you begin to question others
and there is a certain level of respect all religons teach it would do you well to learn about it
read your book
if you read it correctly
you will find it teaches that one shall respect thy neighbour
so what your doing now is wrong
at least we follow the teachings of our books
you just go about disrespecting others
and trying to disprove our books
so i suggest you read your own book
then read others
and just because it is the fastest growing religon in the world theres no need to grow jealous ignorant and act like fools look up the word calm in a dictionary
question yourself before you quesion others
by the way i hope you feel good learning from a twelve year old