Tuesday 29 July 2008

Are Muslims EVER Happy?

It would appear that UK Muslims have become so used to the nazi style propoganda spewed out by stations such as Al Jazeera that they expect it from ALL programme makers. In true Islamic tradition, anything that shows both sides of the argument is immediately branded as an 'Islamophobic' attack that should not be tolerated.

A film documentray on the Koran described as an "exemplary piece of programme making" by an award winning film-maker has angered many Muslims because, amongst other things, it highlighted the difference between Shia (who kill lots of people), and Sunni (who kill even more people).


Apparently, Muhammad Abdul Bari, top UK Islamonazi and current Secretary General of the MCB, was not happy (again) that the programme makers pointed out that Shias believe there is a direct line of succession from the prophet Muhammad's family who were divinely ordained to lead Muslims, whereas Sunnis who comprise the majority of Muslims, reject this. Mad Muhammad Bari, wrote in his complaint... "With respect, this is an irresponsible portrayal which plays into the hands of those who wish to seek discord amongst Muslims...".

Initially, the Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPAC) had urged supporters to congratulate Channel 4 on the film, but, as is usually the case with all things Muslim, one cry of 'Islamophobia' is always followed by several million more in order to show a united front in the 'victim status' stakes. MPAC now consider the film to be of a "biased and inflammatory nature"... who ever said Muslims couldn't think for themselves!

One part of the documentary even suggested that some Muslims were responsible for terrorism! An outrageous comment to make and it comes just a week after the UN ordered British Infidels to be more tolerant of their Muslim guests' beliefs (and just a couple of days after several Islamic terrorist attacks around the world in which even a hospital was targetted and hundreds of people slaughtered...including several babies).

I wonder if the West Midlands Police will investigate this one too!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/28/islam.channel4
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7528117.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7528506.stm

Sunday 20 July 2008

UPDATE - Site Disruption Due To Naughty Muslim

UPDATE - The domain www.prophetmohammed.co.uk now temporarily redirects to www.laughingatislam.com. Allah wishes it to be known that his favourite prophet is safe and well - END OF UPDATE.

Naughty Muslims - you know who you are ;o) - have tried to hack Allah's favourite website...Allah's not a happy god tonight!!!!


The main domain of
www.prophetmohammed.co.uk may be inaccessible for a short period of time.

However, the site can still be accessed from any of the following:

www.laughingatislam.com
www.peacebeuponme.com
www.prophet-muhammad.biz

Hard of hearing
jihadists can still catch up with the latest news here:
www.islamickebab.com

The mad, bad world of Islam can still be found here:

www.islamismad.com

Updates to follow shortly.

PS. The above image was only possible thanks to the co-operation of 'Fido' and his chums.

Monday 7 July 2008

Muslim Integration Not Quite Going According to Plan

Three years on from the 7/7 London Tube Bombings where over 50 innocent people were slaughtered by followers of an evil death cult, Britain still refuses to recognise the ongoing threat of the Nazi inspired teachings of Islam. All attempts at integrating Muslims into civilised society have been turned on their head and British people are now openly expected to adapt to the ways of the Dark Side.

Two 12 year old pupils were recently given detention for refusing to pray to Allah at a school in Cheshire whilst other kids were told off for not doing it right! For anybody unsure of how to pray in a respectful way to Allah simply follow these instructions...

1. Point your bottom towards Mecca.
2. Let off an almighty botty burp.
3. Use several pages from a copy of the Quran to wipe away any accidental outage.

Now it's not always easy to work out which direction Mecca is so as an alternative many Muslims simply point towards their local benefits office and give thanks for getting free money every week.

Nobody is suggesting that all Muslims are actively involved in terrorism so one might think that the law abiding element would welcome any efforts to cut out the more pro-active terrorists from within their own comunities. Unfortunately this doesn't appear to be the case.

In the latest clampdown on Islamic terrorism ACPO (Association of Chief Police Officers) is drawing up guidlines to ensure that all sniffer dogs wear appropriate footwear to avoid upsetting Muslims...that'll teach 'em! This comes only days after Tayside police were forced to make an apology to Muslims for displaying a poster that showed a cute puppy in a police officer's helmet.

Muslims recently demanded that they should be exempt from checks by sniffer dogs at airports and train stations. Apparently such checks make it almost impossible to carry Semtex and other terror related materials onto trains without being caught and are therefore Islamophobic.

RSPCA officials were in total agreement with the exemption. One anonymous official stated 'Dogs have rights too. Just because they can lick their own balls and like to sniff eachothers' bottoms doesn't mean they should be made to get that close to odious scum such as Islamonazi terror suspects. It's about time we showed some respect to dogs'.

SNIFFER DOGS OFFEND MUSLIMS

Detention for refusing to kneel in class and pray to Allah

Tayside Police apologise after Muslims complain over 'unclean' puppy in advert