When the Captain of an airplane says "prepare for a crash landing", you know things are bad.Luckily, in the Western world pilots are highly trained and you know that everything will be done to get you down in one piece. For example, in the recent 'miracle on the Hudson' crash the American pilot managed to save everyone on board.
Passengers on a Muslim airline though weren't so lucky and in 2005 16 were killed when their plane crashed off the coast of Italy.
Although both crashes occured near airports and both planes crashed into water there was one major difference.
The American captain relied on his experience, training and initiative to land the plane safely with no deaths.
The Muslim pilot decided to skip emergency procedure and pray to Allah instead.
The Muslim pilot has just been sentenced to 10 years by an Italian court.
So, the next time you're sitting in a plane ready to take off and the pilot welcomes you by saying "Welcome aboard. I'm Captain Mohammed and I'm your pilot" ... check your travel insurance includes 'acts of god'.
30 comments:
Only in Islam!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a rubbish site
Yuu racist bastarddz
Hu eva myd dis Site iz sikk
Hu cn yu tlk bout Islam lyk dat...!
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u dumb bastard get a grip u twat how can make a website like this u sadd twat.....u obv dnt av a freakin life u sad asshole... how about taking the piss outta your mum first then pik on some ones religion.. opppsss i fink uvv done that by putting your mums piks inb ur room to admire u SADDDOOooo why dnt u mock your self iamm sure its worth it u kan mke ur self look pretty. cuz u enittt twattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt........ by the way how is your mum?? iz she still alive dumb bastard get a life how longg did it take for u 2 make this website and if you have balls the write on this website where your from and i can guarentee that you will get fuked asshole SUCK YOUR MUM AND YOUR GRANDMA... TWAT
u fukn prick u fukd in d fukin head aint u...u racist basterd fukn gt a grip u fink u will survive by rytn all dz...just w8 n c wn sum1 fukn gts a grip off u... u sad basterd wz dt ur fukn mumz tits on d ova page...if u cud du diz am sure ur duin a pron syt 4 ur mum n ur whole family u sik kunt...get a lyf n fukn realise wt d fuk ur duin...basterd delet diz fukn syt....FUKN FUKD UP SHIT
Islam isn't a religion, nor is it a race. It's a vile, medieval deathcult which was invented by a pedophile, misogynist, thief, mass-murderer and warlord, with the Arabian Moon Fairy as its god, which seeks to submit the entire peoples of the world under its brand of desert-based degeneracy by any means.
It must be opposed by all freedom-loving individuals in the same way National Socialism and Communism were. The only difference being that the proponents of Islam have the intent, but fortunately not the mental wherewithall to enslave and murder as many tens of millions as National Socialists and Communists did.
To the guy who wrote the abve three comments: English. Do you speak it, motherfucker? Maybe you should've attended school instead of being a petty criminal. That way you wouldn't be functionally illiterate.
I absolutely LOVE to read the extremely ignorant muzzfucks' rants and raves, here! What a GREAT site! Keep up the GREAT work!
you knw wot..all u guyz who love dis website are just as fukd up as da bastard who made this site...u aint got lives and waay too much free time. yes its a free country but that douesnt give you the right to offend soo many people like that and make a fool outta wot they beileive in.
youll get wots cumn to ya all in gud time dnt worry abou that.
THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS WEBSITE I HAVE ONE BIT OF ADVICE FOR YOU- BE CAREFUL COZ DEATH IS BEHIND YOU, IN FRONT OF YOU, U CAN HIDE ON THIS WEBSITE AND INSULT US MUSLIMS BUT ONE DAY U WILL DIE.... AND THEN U WILL REALISE WATS REAL N WATS FAKE. U SHOULD CLOSE THIS STUPID WEBSITE N REPENT COZ ONLY HELL'S FIRE IS AWAITIN U.
You have a wicked sense of humour - it would be a veritable sin to let your website and blog just slide into obscurity. More Mohammed please! (now THERE'S a phrase I never thought I'd be saying...!)
I blog on a few overlapping topics at http://ajewwithaview.wordpress.com
Must dash. So many infidels, so little time...
oh dear how can so much hatred come out of one person i would just like to ask the owner of the website what religion he is? if he can answer that appropiately without insulting his own religion...?
Can't comment on the web site owner's religion, if its any help, i'me a Born Again Atheist.
Buy the way,what's your religion?.
http://botschaftneukoelln.wordpress.com/2009/03/26/osama-in-neukolln/
Keep up the great work. Wonderful site.
Greetings all! nice to be back reading
all the textspeak and doubledervish
from the erudite followers of everybodies' favourite death cult.
I am awaiting with relish the future
dogshit dogma puke from the brain dead dickheads of depravity.
BTW IAW nice to hear from you again.
Hello dear. I am a muslim, i won't say a single word about it. We don't care you keep doing. God give and takes respect, a man is nothing to do so. So, whatever you do you can't even bring a scratch on the prophet's personality. Thats a very good waste of time. Chill! ;)
Hey is your life sooooo boring i can imagine so thats why you spend time of doing such thing...uhmmm i feel so pity for you that you dont knw anythng about islam but am very hapy that you keep this up because this is not going to change anything in islam and not going to change the believers perhaps you dont know that the first pillar of islam is FAITH and this is unfortunatelyyy that YOU DONT HAVE!!!Allah knows the best..
Keep doing your BEST ALLAH will do the REST.
who d fck do ya fink u r spreadiin rubbish roun dt aint even true u r lowlifez n need 2 get a liife you aint gt nyfink betta 2 do so u start spreadiin shit aroun wtf man is ya problem wiv us muslims but dont worri youll get wtsh cummin to youu
go fck of n do oneeeee
The BEST mohammed T-shirts art is from Sweden. Watch and read the info at,
http://www.mohammedt-shirt.com
HEY mother fucker,
You are a low life fucking loser, trying to get some attention, same thine your mom tried and guess what it worked, so couple of us guys nailed her and you were born....
OWNER OF THIS WEBSITE
you are nothing comnpared to the prophet. you are just a TRACE OF DIRT on the back of someones shoe that needs to get a life of your own. NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO CAN CHANGE THE WAY THE MUSLIMS FEEL OR THINK ABOUT THE PROPHET. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK LIKE I SAID YOUR JUST A TRACE OF DIRT.
Saying somebody isn't like the illiterate, child-raping, woman-beating, torturing, mass-murdering, theiving degenerate scumbag, Muhammad, is the greatest compliment I can think of.
Well I have not seen any reasonable person belonging to a respectable religion passing such comments about other religions!! If ur religion had taught u a few good things l m sure u would nt have acted so....
Guess this is more than clear here which is a better religion!!!
One of the anonymice has made the grave and preposterous accusation that we have no faith!!!
Oh yes we do!!!:
We believe(with oceans of evidence)that Islam is an egregious death cult populated by murdering indoctrinated scum;whose own faith is: that at sometime their mentally defective adherents will rule the world!
This fatuous unrealisable ambition is what fuels their tiny minds; whining, moaning and bleating; for undeserved respect.
The purpose of this holy site is to
mock and laugh at them.
In the meantime muslim birthrates suggest that they are trying to fuck their way to victory.
We have faith! you muslim pricks,
The faith that we are right and you're wrong.
Dogma does not trump common sense at this site,
colourful muslims, don't you agree?!
As a pilot in training, I have to say I couldn't agree more. Praying will not defy the laws of physics and engineering...and the plane won't magically come back to life!
You know what's scary? I have a Catholic friend who is also training to be a pilot, and we had this huge discussion about religion. We got onto the topic of Physics and he said (no I'm not paraphrasing!) "Physics is bullshit, and far-fetched"!!!
Physics?! Physics is far fetched?!
Anyway, kudos to the American pilot for safely landing in the Hudson. Legend. I look up to him, someone with experience and common sense, not some magic sky fairy.
I love that cartoon by the way. Awesome!
whoever made this website, may u suffer and die asshole..... ur a sick bastard! may u die soon in hell... haha... u'll be crying for help, mummy help me!!! lol we'll all be happy to see u in d fire burning... u racist bastard!
Hiya Mo (PBUY)
I don't know which is funnier... this blog, your oft disappearing websites, or these comments.
You need some companions so as to write hadiths about your life and sayings.
Expect company soon
This is the absolute 'BEST' site for exploding mohoundian heads. They kiss their goats with those mouths?
Muslims; they're such wankers aren't they! I suppose Allah just couldn't help but make them that way. Still it gives us kuffar something to laugh about.
Just when I thought that the only Muslim braindead were contributors
to this holy site;
I have pleasure in announcing that their are a whole lot more :
www,infidelsarecool.com
Come and enjoy more witless crap there!
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