Thursday 26 March 2009

Proof That Allah Isn't Listening

When the Captain of an airplane says "prepare for a crash landing", you know things are bad.

Luckily, in the Western world pilots are highly trained and you know that everything will be done to get you down in one piece. For example, in the recent 'miracle on the Hudson' crash the American pilot managed to save everyone on board.

Passengers on a Muslim airline though weren't so lucky and in 2005 16 were killed when their plane crashed off the coast of Italy.

Although both crashes occured near airports and both planes crashed into water there was one major difference.

The American captain relied on his experience, training and initiative to land the plane safely with no deaths.

The Muslim pilot decided to skip emergency procedure and pray to Allah instead.

The Muslim pilot has just been sentenced to 10 years by an Italian court.

So, the next time you're sitting in a plane ready to take off and the pilot welcomes you by saying "Welcome aboard. I'm Captain Mohammed and I'm your pilot" ... check your travel insurance includes 'acts of god'.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a rubbish site
Yuu racist bastarddz
Hu eva myd dis Site iz sikk
Hu cn yu tlk bout Islam lyk dat...!
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atomandyves said...

I absolutely LOVE to read the extremely ignorant muzzfucks' rants and raves, here! What a GREAT site! Keep up the GREAT work!

Anonymous said...

you knw wot..all u guyz who love dis website are just as fukd up as da bastard who made this site...u aint got lives and waay too much free time. yes its a free country but that douesnt give you the right to offend soo many people like that and make a fool outta wot they beileive in.
youll get wots cumn to ya all in gud time dnt worry abou that.

British Babe said...

You have a wicked sense of humour - it would be a veritable sin to let your website and blog just slide into obscurity. More Mohammed please! (now THERE'S a phrase I never thought I'd be saying...!)

I blog on a few overlapping topics at http://ajewwithaview.wordpress.com

Must dash. So many infidels, so little time...

Anonymous said...

oh dear how can so much hatred come out of one person i would just like to ask the owner of the website what religion he is? if he can answer that appropiately without insulting his own religion...?

Anonymous said...

Can't comment on the web site owner's religion, if its any help, i'me a Born Again Atheist.
Buy the way,what's your religion?.

Anonymous said...

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Dhivehi Resistance said...

Keep up the great work. Wonderful site.

Anonymous said...

Hello dear. I am a muslim, i won't say a single word about it. We don't care you keep doing. God give and takes respect, a man is nothing to do so. So, whatever you do you can't even bring a scratch on the prophet's personality. Thats a very good waste of time. Chill! ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey is your life sooooo boring i can imagine so thats why you spend time of doing such thing...uhmmm i feel so pity for you that you dont knw anythng about islam but am very hapy that you keep this up because this is not going to change anything in islam and not going to change the believers perhaps you dont know that the first pillar of islam is FAITH and this is unfortunatelyyy that YOU DONT HAVE!!!Allah knows the best..
Keep doing your BEST ALLAH will do the REST.

Anonymous said...

who d fck do ya fink u r spreadiin rubbish roun dt aint even true u r lowlifez n need 2 get a liife you aint gt nyfink betta 2 do so u start spreadiin shit aroun wtf man is ya problem wiv us muslims but dont worri youll get wtsh cummin to youu
go fck of n do oneeeee

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Anonymous said...

OWNER OF THIS WEBSITE
you are nothing comnpared to the prophet. you are just a TRACE OF DIRT on the back of someones shoe that needs to get a life of your own. NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO CAN CHANGE THE WAY THE MUSLIMS FEEL OR THINK ABOUT THE PROPHET. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK LIKE I SAID YOUR JUST A TRACE OF DIRT.

Infidelsalwayswin said...

Saying somebody isn't like the illiterate, child-raping, woman-beating, torturing, mass-murdering, theiving degenerate scumbag, Muhammad, is the greatest compliment I can think of.

Anonymous said...

Well I have not seen any reasonable person belonging to a respectable religion passing such comments about other religions!! If ur religion had taught u a few good things l m sure u would nt have acted so....

Guess this is more than clear here which is a better religion!!!

twoshorties said...

colourful muslims, don't you agree?!

oddinnuendo said...

As a pilot in training, I have to say I couldn't agree more. Praying will not defy the laws of physics and engineering...and the plane won't magically come back to life!

You know what's scary? I have a Catholic friend who is also training to be a pilot, and we had this huge discussion about religion. We got onto the topic of Physics and he said (no I'm not paraphrasing!) "Physics is bullshit, and far-fetched"!!!

Physics?! Physics is far fetched?!

Anyway, kudos to the American pilot for safely landing in the Hudson. Legend. I look up to him, someone with experience and common sense, not some magic sky fairy.

I love that cartoon by the way. Awesome!

Anonymous said...

Hiya Mo (PBUY)

I don't know which is funnier... this blog, your oft disappearing websites, or these comments.

You need some companions so as to write hadiths about your life and sayings.

Expect company soon

hellosnackbar said...

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Come and enjoy more witless crap there!

Anonymous said...

Ashadualla ilahailallah Ashaduanna Muhammad rosulullah

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