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Britain's 'top' Muslim cop yesterday showed why people shouldn't be promoted just because of their race, religion or sex.

Westernphobic Met Police Assistant Commissioner, Tarique Ghaffur, wasn't promoted because of his ability, he was promoted because he was Muslim. Politically correct do-gooders felt such an appointment would be good for Anglo-Muslim relations and encourage other followers of the Dark Side to join the police instead of blowing themselves up on tube trains packed full of school children.

However, despite being in the second most powerful police job in the country's largest police force, talentless Ghaffur is claiming he's been discriminated against because of his race and religion. If earning more than £100,000 per year, being given a CBE and a retirement pot of £500,000 is being discriminated against then I'd like to apply for a bit of discrimination too.

Race row police told to 'shut up'

Muslim Integration Not Quite Going According to Plan

Three years on from the 7/7 London Tube Bombings where over 50 innocent people were slaughtered by followers of an evil death cult, Britain still refuses to recognise the ongoing threat of the Nazi inspired teachings of Islam. All attempts at integrating Muslims into civilised society have been turned on their head and British people are now openly expected to adapt to the ways of the Dark Side.

Two 12 year old pupils were recently given detention for refusing to pray to Allah at a school in Cheshire whilst other kids were told off for not doing it right! For anybody unsure of how to pray in a respectful way to Allah simply follow these instructions...

1. Point your bottom towards Mecca.
2. Let off an almighty botty burp.
3. Use several pages from a copy of the Quran to wipe away any accidental outage.

Now it's not always easy to work out which direction Mecca is so as an alternative many Muslims simply point towards their local benefits office and give thanks for getting free money every week.

Nobody is suggesting that all Muslims are actively involved in terrorism so one might think that the law abiding element would welcome any efforts to cut out the more pro-active terrorists from within their own comunities. Unfortunately this doesn't appear to be the case.

In the latest clampdown on Islamic terrorism ACPO (Association of Chief Police Officers) is drawing up guidlines to ensure that all sniffer dogs wear appropriate footwear to avoid upsetting Muslims...that'll teach 'em! This comes only days after Tayside police were forced to make an apology to Muslims for displaying a poster that showed a cute puppy in a police officer's helmet.

Muslims recently demanded that they should be exempt from checks by sniffer dogs at airports and train stations. Apparently such checks make it almost impossible to carry Semtex and other terror related materials onto trains without being caught and are therefore Islamophobic.

RSPCA officials were in total agreement with the exemption. One anonymous official stated 'Dogs have rights too. Just because they can lick their own balls and like to sniff eachothers' bottoms doesn't mean they should be made to get that close to odious scum such as Islamonazi terror suspects. It's about time we showed some respect to dogs'.

SNIFFER DOGS OFFEND MUSLIMS

Detention for refusing to kneel in class and pray to Allah

Tayside Police apologise after Muslims complain over 'unclean' puppy in advert

China Stands Up To Islamic Terrorism

It has just been disclosed that Chinese police have foiled a plot by Islamic terrorists to crash a Chinese passenger jet. The terrorists had intended the slaughter to mark the launch of a relentless terror campaign aimed at disrupting the Olympic games being held in August. Two suspects are currently 'helping the police with their enquiries'.

Muslim terrorists in China face a lot tougher task than their benefits-drawing 'brothers' in the West. Unencumbered by perverse European 'Human Rights' laws, China is able to take far more appropriate action against terrorists and deal with them as nature intended.

Earlier this week 10 Australian travel agents were taken hostage by a Muslim terrorist in X'ian. Having released the hostages the terrorist received fair and just treatment when he was shot dead by police marksmen for not giving himself up.

An earlier raid in January saw 2 more Muslim terrorists shot dead and a further 15 arrested. Although the whereabouts of the 15 are not currently known an unofficial source stated that the terror suspects and their testicles would be reunited in time for the journey to meet each of their 72 virgins.

China may have an abominable human rights record but its treatment of Muslim terrorists is merely a measured response to the current level of threat. European leaders should take note of China's stance and act accordingly. For many years European countries such as Britain have attempted to appease Muslims. As we all know to our detriment, the results of this misguided policy have been devastating.

Danish Muslims Turn Stupidity Into An Artform

Denmark's security services have been stretched to breaking point thanks to some extremely stupid Muslims. Now we'd all expect Muslims to have gotten a little upset over the republication of the Danish Mo cartoons, but some of them should have paid a bit more attention in the ' How to Issue a Fatwah' lesson at their local Madrassa.

Kurt Westergaard, creator of the infamous Mo-Turban-Bomb cartoon, could possibly have foreseen a death threat or 2... But Kurt Westergaard the businessman, or Kurt Westergaard the grocer or any of the other 81 Kurt Westergaards in Denmark may have a genuine case for feeling a little hard done by. Yes, you've guessed it, Danish Muslims blinded by hatred, blood-lust and a severe case of genetic dysfunction have actually sent death threats to almost every Kurt Westergaard in the Danish phonebook.

One would have thought that a religion whose male population are almost entirely called Mohammed would have put 2 and 2 together and realised there was a small possibility that more than one Kurt Westergaard might actually exist in Denmark... but apparantly not.

Every cloud has a silver lining though "at least it takes some of the immense pressure off of me" said a smiling Kurt Westergaard (the cartoonist).

Archbishop of Canterbury Campaigns for Sharia Law in UK

No, you haven't misread the title, Dr Rowan Williams, head of the Church of England, is now actively campaigning for the introduction of Sharia law into the UK. In an interview with the BBC he said that 'Sharia law had been misunderstood' and that its introduction was 'unavoidable'.

Mullah (nee Dr) Williams stated that 'having one law for everyone was dangerous' and that Muslims 'should not have to choose between the law of the land and Sharia'. He stated that Muslims do not relate to the British legal system and therefore adopting Sharia law would be helpful... maybe for them but not very nice for the 97% of the population who don't particularly relish the thought of living in the dark ages.

For an intelligent man Mullah Williams does seem to be a bit of a thicko. Following his perverted logic means that paedophiles would escape justice because they don't agree that raping small children should be illegal... Murderers would all get off on a technicality (ie "Excuse me PC Plod, but the murder law doesn't apply to me so if you don't mind, I'll be on my way") and terrorism would be nothing more than a minor offence punishable with an ASBO.

Mullah Williams was said to have embraced Islam after he was invited to visit a Pakistani Madrassa. Having legally buggered several 8 year old boys at the hate sponsored 'school' he was heard to say "F*ck me, I'm in the wrong job. It's either Catholicism or Islam for me!". The choice was tough but the lure of being able to legally have sex with young children without a multi-million pound law suit being issued against his church made Islam the natural choice.

The Mad Mullah of Canterbury is no stranger to appeasing the equally mad Islamonazi community. Only last year he was awarded my 'Turban of Death' for apologising to muslims for the crusades and having an 'I love Islam, so please don't kill me' tattoo on his lower back.

The following exclusive photograph shows Mullah Williams at his Islamonazi graduation...

Mental Healthcare - Islamic Style

Whilst we in the West spend billions of pounds every year attempting to understand and treat the mentally ill, Muslims have used the Koran to find a far cheaper, and more effective, way of dealing with the situation.

This morning, tolerant and peaceloving followers of the death cult known as Islam unveilled their cunning plan when they forced two mentally ill women to strap explosives around their bodies and walk into a Baghdad market place full of their fellow Muslims. When a large enough crowd had gathered, a brave Muslim 'man' (hiding around the corner behind another woman) detonated the explosives.

More than 70 men, women and children were killed in this Koran inspired medical operation.

This is a worrying development for Iraq as the Muslim tradition of marrying close relatives has always produced large numbers of mentally deficient followers of the Satanic death cult.

Europe Is Terror Capital Of The World

U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has publicly stated that Europe now provides a solid platform for global Islamic terrorism. Although he refused to confirm it, it is believed that Mr Chertoff actually considers Britain to be the largest single threat within Europe due to the high proportion of known Muslim terror suspects allowed to operate unhindered within its borders. "Britain is playing a dangerous game. The human rights of terrorists should never be given higher priority than the human rights of innocent citizens" an aide was heard to say.

Britain's eagerness to accept 4 non-British terrorists from Guantanamo Bay is just one worrying example of the U.K.'s misguided attempt to appease fanatical Muslims. Prime Minister Brown mistakenly feels that a submission to Islam is the only way to avoid further terror attacks from followers of the evil teachings of the Dark Side.

Mr Chertoff's statement came on the same day as it was reported that Younis Tsouli, a U.K. based Moroccan terrorist, was now serving a 16 year prison sentence in Belmarsh prison for organising terror campaigns from his London bedroom (American readers should be aware that under British law a 16 year sentence actually means he will only serve a maximum of 8 years and may well be out after about 5 years under the government's new 'early release' scheme).

Lessons from history appear not to have been learnt. Appeasement never works.

Family Love - The Islamic Way

Ever wondered how Muslim girls are treated by their own parents? Well it's all being explained at the inquest of 17 year old Shafilea Ahmed. Despite begging her local authority to save her from being taken to Pakistan and married off, shafelia was forced to endure many months of abuse from her parents which ended with her decomposing body being found on a Cumbrian riverbank.

Her parents, Ifitkar and Farzana, both deny any form of abuse and claim they are normal loving parents. However, in a personal statement written by the schoolgirl, as part of an effort to apply for accommodation away from her parents' home, Shafilea said:

"I had saved £2,000 which they took out of my bank account.

"My parents are going to send me to Pakistan and I'll be married to someone and left there."

"There had been a build-up of violence towards me, and my mother told me I was about to go to Pakistan for an arranged* marriage."

"My mother had started to pack and my parents had been in to school to inform them we were going to Pakistan."

In 2003, Shafilea was taken to Pakistan to be married off to another member of the family (it is the Islamic way). She became so distressed at the prospect of being forced into such a disgusting arrangement that she even attempted suicide by drinking bleach.

A short time after Shafilea returned from Pakistan, she vanished but was not reported missing by her parents. Instead, it was her teachers at Great Sankey High School who informed the authorities of her disappearance.

A close schoolfriend, who wished to remain anymous, stated that Shafilea had told her that she wished to marry somebody who she was not related to. This apparently enraged her father who was desparate to stay true to the islamic tradition of interbreeding.

Shafilea's murdering father has been described as 'smug and content' throughout the inquest.

* Top UK Jew hater Herr Dr Abdul Bari of the Muslim Council of Nazis prefers to describe them as 'assisted' marriages and has already stated that he feels Non Muslims in the UK could 'benefit greatly' from its implementation into British culture. Call me old fashioned but I prefer the traditional type of marriage where neither party ends up dead.

I guess this is yet more proof that there will never be peace in the world until Muslims learn to love their own children more than they hate everybody elses.