Muslim men sure know how to show their wives a good time. Take Rania's husband...he married her when she was 14 or 15 (that's quite old by Islamic standards) and within 5 months forced her to put on a belt packed full of explosives (ably assisted by his female relatives) and wait outside a school for 'further instructions'. Strangely enough, Rania decided that blowing herself up next to a group of school children wasn't the nicest thing to do, so she told the police!
The following except from Rania's husband's wedding vows should have given her a clue as to her husband's intentions...
I, a Muslim Terrorist Paedophile, take you, Rania, to be my property to beat and abuse from this day forward; for cleaning, for cooking for richer, for poorer, in your sickness and pain to hate and to despise till your death do us part, according to Allah's holy law. In the presence of Allah I make this vow.
when u have become bored playing with an OLD toy like a 14 year old but dont want to part with your property in getting rid of her (so u can fill the 4-wives quota with another 9 year old), what do u do??
teach her about jihad and how to serve Allah!!!
that way, u kill 3 birds (the OLD bitch, gets a new wife and save some money for ur upcoming honeymoon - perhaps the Saudi government would pay u the GRIEVING husband a wad of cash as dowry for the new wife too!!) with 1 bomb.
that would have saved many of my infidel buddies some fucking expensive divorces!! (sir paul, u should have asked the muslim council of britain for help!!)
mo, u were a GENIUS!!! u r Allah's greatest gift to MAN-kind!!!!
Allāhu Akbar, الله أكبر!!! Allāhu Akbar, الله أكبر!!! Allāhu Akbar, الله أكبر!!!
"Go and blog" Allah tells me. "But I already run a website" I told him. "Make a blog about all the good things Muslims are doing in the world" He said "It's gonna be a very short blog" I said. "Try padding it out a little..." He said "O.K. you're the boss" I said. "Yes I am, now send in the next virgin on your way out" he said.
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when u have become bored playing with an OLD toy like a 14 year old but dont want to part with your property in getting rid of her (so u can fill the 4-wives quota with another 9 year old), what do u do??
teach her about jihad and how to serve Allah!!!
that way, u kill 3 birds (the OLD bitch, gets a new wife and save some money for ur upcoming honeymoon - perhaps the Saudi government would pay u the GRIEVING husband a wad of cash as dowry for the new wife too!!) with 1 bomb.
that would have saved many of my infidel buddies some fucking expensive divorces!! (sir paul, u should have asked the muslim council of britain for help!!)
mo, u were a GENIUS!!!
u r Allah's greatest gift to MAN-kind!!!!
Allāhu Akbar, الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar, الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar, الله أكبر!!!
Kudos to Rania for recognising the evil she was about to prosecute. Perhaps there's hope for the Islamic World yet.
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