Showing posts with label King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Show all posts

Sunday, 18 November 2007

Saudi Sentence For Being Gang-Raped Doubled

The IslamoNazi State of Saudi Arabia has come down hard on all women who allow themselves to be gang-raped. Having been forced to endure being raped 14 times by a group of Muslim men, who were unable to control their sexual urges on seeing a female ankle, a 19 year old Saudi woman was sentenced to 90 lashes for allowing the crime to happen.

Thinking this sentence may have been slightly harsh, the young lady decided to appeal on the grounds that she was actually the victim. Mad Saudi judges (that's right, the U.K. doesn't have the monopoly) concluded that she had now committed the ultimate crime of trying to influence the 'judiciary' through the media. Her sentence was more than doubled to 200 lashes and a six-month prison sentence also imposed for good measure. The victim's lawyer was also suspended from the case, had his licence to work confiscated, and now faces disciplinary action.


Top U.K. Islamonazi and head of the Infidel hating Muslim Council of Britain, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari was said (by an anonymous source) to be furious at the decision. "How can these Saudi judges ever be taken seriously? Every 'good' Muslim knows that the penalty for such a henious crime is stoning to death. Allowing her to get off so lightly will only encourage all women to think they actually have rights under Shariah law!" he then concluded " Whatever next, allowing them to think for themselves?!!!"

Monday, 29 October 2007

Saudi Dictator Arrives in U.K. Disguised as Groucho Marx

His Islamonaziness King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was today greeted by ex 'Turban of Death' holder, HRH Prince Charlie, on his visit to the United Kingdom. Charlie sees the visit as an integral part of his quest to be accepted as the official representative of Islam in the United Kingdom.

Topics that weren't on the agenda for discussion included women's rights (women aren't even allowed to drive in Saudi), Homosexuality (a big no, no in Saudi - if you want to keep your head attached to your shoulders) and religion (other than Islam, of course). Charlie has felt drawn towards Islam ever since he realised that being Muslim meant he would be allowed to beat his disobedient wives (surah 4:34).

His Islamonaziness is ranked number 5 in the 'World's Worst Dictator' list and has won several Groucho Marx lookalike competitions.