His Islamonaziness King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was today greeted by ex 'Turban of Death' holder, HRH Prince Charlie, on his visit to the United Kingdom. Charlie sees the visit as an integral part of his quest to be accepted as the official representative of Islam in the United Kingdom.Topics that weren't on the agenda for discussion included women's rights (women aren't even allowed to drive in Saudi), Homosexuality (a big no, no in Saudi - if you want to keep your head attached to your shoulders) and religion (other than Islam, of course). Charlie has felt drawn towards Islam ever since he realised that being Muslim meant he would be allowed to beat his disobedient wives (surah 4:34).
His Islamonaziness is ranked number 5 in the 'World's Worst Dictator' list and has won several Groucho Marx lookalike competitions.
2 comments:
Mo, don't be that harsh on him.... It's not his fault he's stuck in the 7th century. That's the only thing he ever knew. And so was his father, his Grandfather, his.... in short. until you showed up (and the oil, but that's something else).
Or in other words - that your fault, I hope you're happy!
PS
Keep on the good work
AstroJew
My theory (check me out - I'm sounding all scientific and shit) as to why Prince Charles is doing this, i.e. embracing the most pernicious, hateful, violent ideology ever invented, the biggest threat we - the life-loving people of the Free World - have faced since the height of the Cold War, is basically to take revenge on us for treating him, for the most part, like a red-headed stepchild. We - on the whole - worshipped his wife (not me, I didn't really give much of a shit), and made him the butt of our jokes. I think he wants us to pay for that. And what better way than to assist an ideology that'd like to see us all dead or slaves.
You know it's true when a Liberal Democrat takes issue with the visit.
Congratulations to Mr., oh, I'm sorry - King Abdullah for his recent successes in looking-like-Groucho-Marx competitons. I wonder if anybody's told him that the Marx brothers were Jews?
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