Monday 21 January 2008

Warning - Sensitive Musim Alert

Get ready for yet another bout of murder, mayhem and embassy burning as sensitive Muslims prepare themselves once again to be mortally offended later this week.

Mr Geert Wilders of the Dutch Freedom Party has made a 10 minute documentary about the teachings of the dark side. The film, scheduled to be broadcast on TV and/or internet, is already causing quite a stir in Holland even though its full contents are still not known.

Gutless Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, is attempting to ban it claiming that 'freedom of speech doesn't give anybody the right to offend'. A strange remark when you consider that one of the main reasons civilised countries have freedom of speech is to protect the right to say something regardless of whether somebody else (usually a Muslim) disagrees with it or finds it be be offensive. The Utopian world that Dhimmi Verhagen appears to advocate would simply be a place where nobody says or does anything for fear of being prosecuted for upsetting somebody else. A great place for politicians and Muslims but not much fun for everybody else.

The Grand IslamoNazi of Syria, Ahmad Badr Al Din Hassoun, is already using the film as an excuse to incite Muslims to commit acts of mass murder stating that all Dutch people must take responibility for the film. The mad Mufti was overheard suggesting he '...expects, without fail, a death toll far in excess of the measly 50 Infidels...' that accompannied the Mohammed cartoon massacres.

Here at Allah's favourite blog we all love Mr Wilders. Allah keeps saying that he recognises his face from somewhere but can't quite think where from. I would like to point out that, in my opinion, Mr Wilders in no way resembles a 70s porn star and Allah definitely does not need to watch old 70s porn movies in order to carry out his extremely important duty of personally welcoming each and every new virgin to Paradise.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naughty Naughty Allah....

Anonymous said...

If he isn't a porn star then I'm the Queen of England!

Anonymous said...

'I am not a 70s porn star. My porn career didn't begin until 1981!'

That guy is a legend. His hair alone has more charisma than the entire New Labour front bench (and not just because Gordon Brown has a negative value for charisma which not only negates any charisma the others might have, but actively annihilates charmisma from the others, on the quantum scale, leaving nothing but a tiny measure of IR radiation, i.e. hot air).
It's a shame that we've got to the unhappy, but inevitable, stage whereby we don't get to elect our leader anymore, rather the just walks into No. 10 one day (without even having the common decency to take over in a bloody coup) and sets to work finding things about our culture, heritage or whathaveyou that he can destroy. Otherwise we could get someone like this guy to represent us.

Anonymous said...

Oops, that last anon. was me...

Anonymous said...

My God. They are getting stronger by the day, Every European government fears them, Most Clergymen want to appease them.

It's true in all countries, Even brave and beautiful Canada is bowing down to them.
Muslims are stronger now than since Constantinople fell. They have been waging war against the rest of the world for 1400 years and thanks to spineless governments and oh so clever marxists that manipulate them, global urban warfare is not only imminent but actually happening right now, in your town and city.

It's covered up for now by the media but we can all see it.
They peddle drugs to our youngsters, interbreed with our brainless uneducated sink estate girls and spread their evil creed amongst the huge tidal wave of third world migrants who have been brought here to replace the indigenous white population.
My god, where will it end?????

Anonymous said...

Re Canada: Check out what pat says here....http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XUTFcgE1F7w

hellosnackbar said...

Just watched Pat's latest(he's really angry on this one).
What's amazing on the Ezra Levant videos is that the so called"Human rights comission" is behaving in the manner of a "Kangaroo court" by
launching this preposterous enquiry.
There's a message to us all here that;busybody bureaucrats(payed for by taxpayers)carry out there non jobs by unjustly wasting citizens' time(and money)with spurious illegal intimidation as a
result of a complaint by an islamoturd Imam.
Geert wilders video apparently shows him taering out pages of the
koran which sanction murder and violence, contrary to dutch law.
(he wants it banned like "Mein Kampf".
It would appear that both Ezra Levant and Wilders are prepared to
continue their repective campaigns to the bitter end(more own goals for the islamonazis I suspect.
As a postscript to all this there is the tantalising possibility of further bullshit; when Mark Steyn is also called before the HRC.
More tasty ridicule for the faithful.
I can't wait!

kafur said...

You wouldnr believe the hold they have got in britain...its frightening.
I can see that there IS gonna be a war with our country....everyone I speak to says that somthinhs gonna give soon....there will be blood on the streets of uk for sure.