Get ready for yet another bout of murder, mayhem and embassy burning as sensitive Muslims prepare themselves once again to be mortally offended later this week.Mr Geert Wilders of the Dutch Freedom Party has made a 10 minute documentary about the teachings of the dark side. The film, scheduled to be broadcast on TV and/or internet, is already causing quite a stir in Holland even though its full contents are still not known.
Gutless Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, is attempting to ban it claiming that 'freedom of speech doesn't give anybody the right to offend'. A strange remark when you consider that one of the main reasons civilised countries have freedom of speech is to protect the right to say something regardless of whether somebody else (usually a Muslim) disagrees with it or finds it be be offensive. The Utopian world that Dhimmi Verhagen appears to advocate would simply be a place where nobody says or does anything for fear of being prosecuted for upsetting somebody else. A great place for politicians and Muslims but not much fun for everybody else.
The Grand IslamoNazi of Syria, Ahmad Badr Al Din Hassoun, is already using the film as an excuse to incite Muslims to commit acts of mass murder stating that all Dutch people must take responibility for the film. The mad Mufti was overheard suggesting he '...expects, without fail, a death toll far in excess of the measly 50 Infidels...' that accompannied the Mohammed cartoon massacres.
Here at Allah's favourite blog we all love Mr Wilders. Allah keeps saying that he recognises his face from somewhere but can't quite think where from. I would like to point out that, in my opinion, Mr Wilders in no way resembles a 70s porn star and Allah definitely does not need to watch old 70s porn movies in order to carry out his extremely important duty of personally welcoming each and every new virgin to Paradise.
