Sunday 3 February 2008

Muslims Benefit From Bigamy

The British government has caved in to threats from Muslim groups (yet again) and will now allow Muslim 'men' to claim benefits for multiple wives here in Britain...despite the fact that bigamy is still a crime.

Under the retarded rules of Shariah law each Muslim 'man' is allowed to own up to 4 wives provided he doesn't show any favouritism by lightly beating one wife less than the others.

Sir Iqbal Sacranie, ex head of the Islamonazi Council of Britain (MCB) and a prominent supporter of paedophilia is believed to be unhappy with the new law as it doesn't go far enough. An anonymous inside source at the MCB stated that Sir Iqbal had hoped the legal age of consent would be lowered to 9 in order for him, and many other Muslim 'men', to bring their child brides into the country and be eligible for even more free benefit money.

The Government and the MCB wanted to keep the decision quiet... I can't understand why, can you?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim. In the name of God, most Gracious, most Compassionate.

u ignorant infidels -- cant u see what other great benefits this bring u??

now, u can marry as many wives as u could outside of londonistan, u can have 'sexy time' with kazakhstan's cleanest prostitute at borat's house n marry his 5 year old sister, n then bring them home to londonistan!!

we only hope that when our little muslim sisters of 6-10 year old go to collect their benefits from the welfare offices on behalf of their husbands, they wont be asked to remove their hijabs or burkas. (for your own good actually -- just dont want u people to be "blinded Because otherwise you would be blinded by their beauty!" like what our prophet Mo (peace and Allah's praises be upon him) has said.

http://www.peacebeuponme.com/askmo.html)

Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!

Anonymous said...

Now I'm old, it was just not possible to keep up with the needs of all 4 wives. So, I've beheaded two of them and brought in some fresh meat. They bruise easier too the new ones, so I'm getting my mojo back a bit.

Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!
Allāhu Akbar الله أكبر!!!

Anonymous said...

Polygamy is illegal in the UK...unless you're a Muslim. So here we have the government (and to be fair, it's been happening since the Tories were last in power) that doles out taxpayer treasure to people committing a crime...
Wondering when Shar'ia was going to start operating? I've got news for you lad - it's been here for quite a while now.

Anonymous said...

Mo, pls update the "ask mo" question. If you fail in doing so untill the 13th of February, I'll STOP having sex with you.

Love and kisses (move your ass over here, I feel a bit horny at the moment),

Allah

Anonymous said...

Mo, pls come here quickly, I don't wanna jack off again (you should know it's haram. be ashamed of what you force me to do, I'm Allah, for god's sake!)

BTW, here's my new TV show!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meUR9xoBMwg

Mo said...

Ok Allah...you win. I'll stop being so lazy and update it this weekend!

you are great
you are great
you are great

PS Great (but ever so slightly wierd) TV show :o)

Mo (Prison Be Upon Me)

Anonymous said...

Good prophet.... now where's my Dildo?