Mental Healthcare - Islamic Style

Whilst we in the West spend billions of pounds every year attempting to understand and treat the mentally ill, Muslims have used the Koran to find a far cheaper, and more effective, way of dealing with the situation.

This morning, tolerant and peaceloving followers of the death cult known as Islam unveilled their cunning plan when they forced two mentally ill women to strap explosives around their bodies and walk into a Baghdad market place full of their fellow Muslims. When a large enough crowd had gathered, a brave Muslim 'man' (hiding around the corner behind another woman) detonated the explosives.

More than 70 men, women and children were killed in this Koran inspired medical operation.

This is a worrying development for Iraq as the Muslim tradition of marrying close relatives has always produced large numbers of mentally deficient followers of the Satanic death cult.