Tuesday 12 February 2008

Toonophobic Muslims Arrested

Just when you thought the Danish cartoon controversy was over and done with, another group of angry young Muslims rear their empty heads and attempt to kill in the name of their perverted 'religion of peace'.

Danish police today arrested 3 people who were plotting to kill Kurt Westergaard, the talented cartoonist who drew the now (thanks to rioting blood-thirsty Muslims) iconic image of Mohammed with a turban depicting a bomb with a lit fuse. The religion of the 3 suspects wasn't actually mentioned on the BBC website although two are Tunisians and one is a Dane of Moroccan origin...hmmm, any ideas?

Keep It In The Family
The Islamic tradition of not having sex, unless it's with a relative, was yesterday officially recognised as not being a very good idea.

Research carried out by BBC's Newsnight in 2005 (but buried on the orders of Dhimmi BBC bosses in case it offended a certain section of the community) has just been leaked and shows that although Pakistani Muslims account for only 3.4 per cent of all births they have 30 per cent of all British children with recessive disorders.

Environment Minister, Phil Woolas, stated "The problem is that many of the parents themselves and many of the public spokespeople are themselves products of first cousin marriages". This would explain the obvious madness that afflicts many Muslim leaders such as the Head of the IslamoNazi MCB, Dr Abdul Mohammed Bari and terrorist supporting MP Sadiq Khan.

Ex head of the IslamoNazi MCB, Sir Iqbal Sacranie, said that it was unIslamic to have sex with someone you're not related to. He then stated "My wife/sister/cousin is a wonderful person. Our children are very intelligent and even though they aren't yet 13 they can already count up to 10. This means they are members of Islamic MENSA'.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's all funny, but frighteningly true! What is wrong with some people.

Anonymous said...

OK, I admitt, the only reason I created Islam was because I wanted some humor.... I know it was a mistake, don't shout at me!

Anonymous said...

I heard today that 11 Danish newspapers have reprinted the main Mo cartoon as a response to the murder plot...well done Denmark, at least someone has the balls to stand up to these nazis

hellosnackbar said...

Why not have a world wide competition to draw Mohammed.
Old Mo himself(guardian of this holy site) could pick the appropriate judges, and if it became big enough the top hundred could be displayed on the railings of Hyde Park.
The top ten could be rewarded by as many bacon butties as they could eat.
How about it Mo?

Anonymous said...

As Allah I must object to the prize. The lucky winner should spend the rest of his life with me!

PS

As long he is not fat or too thin. Nothing sexual of course.

Your completely ungay God,
Allah

Anonymous said...

I hear that President I'm A Dinner Jacket of Iran has banned all imports of Danish bacon as punishment!

Anonymous said...

in the name of Allah the most merciful, okay the somewhat merciful, alright then, the least merciful....AH who I try to kid, in the name of allah the most cruel I command you to stop this filth, you are an abomination. Do not make fun of me or Allah the most gayest.