Sunday 16 March 2008

Bonking Brigadier Upholds Islamic Double Standards

Brigadier General Ali Reza Zarei, Iran's 'Moral enforcer', was recently arrested by members of his own force when they raided a Tehran brothel. The Brigadier, a close confidant of Iran's diminutive President Ahmadinejad, was apparently caught with his pants down whilst with 6 prostitutes.

Reports state that up to 60 hours of video tape featuring the General carrying out his covert 'manoeuvres' was also confiscated by his officers. It is understood that President Ahmadinejad has demanded to know the secret of his favourite General's success with the opposite sex and is personally keeping hold of the tapes untill he finds out.

For some unknown reason the above report has not been mentioned in the official Iranian media.

9 comments:

hellosnackbar said...

I wonder if they'll chop his willy off?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he was just doing research, covertly.
Nice underscuds.

Anonymous said...

why would they want to let the public know?? They can copy the video and let the Western Pornographic industry learn from the techniques!

Anonymous said...

@Jan

I do not have a religion, I have a functioning brain.

Anonymous said...

As Allah I must condemn that act of having sex between a man and a woma/en!
(Of corse, I'm not gay, just a very very very liberal god)

Love and kisses,
Your ungay and totally-not-in-denial-god,
Allah

tsarbomba said...

jan, JAN! Slow down Dude!! Quiet down and back away from the knapsack!! SLOWLY!!!

Anonymous said...

You might like this
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v9c0Av-YUuM&eurl=http://carnalreason.org/

Anonymous said...

I think it's totally cool that the Iranian army guy got caught in a brothel with six hookers! I bet he was in the middle of some sort of super wicked 24hr cocaine and sex orgy. Who said Muslims don't know how to party?

hellosnackbar said...

He got 6 months(daily telegraph)this morning!