Explosion In Leeds Was Not Caused By Muslim Terrorists

Yes, incredible as it may seem, today's explosion in Leeds was apparently caused by a gas leak and not by our peace loving friends from I Sincerely Love A Massacre (Islam).

Emergency services first cast doubt over whether the explosion was caused by angry Muslims when they realised that no defenceless women or children appeared to have been targetted.

Muhammad Abdul Bari, Chief Nazi at the Muslim Council of Britain, was said to be devastated. "What sort of trickery is this?" he stated when he first heard the news. He then managed to place a positive spin on the incident by claiming that it must have been a sign from Allah and therefore Islam's monopoly on UK terrorism was still in place.

Islamic schools lure boys into begging

If a Muslim knocks on your door and offers to take your 7 year old son away to educate him it's probably a good idea to say 'no thank you'. Every year in Senegal, thousands of parents send their sons to be educated by Islamic religious leaders. Unfortunately, the vast majority end up begging on the streets of the capital under the cover of the death cult we all know and love called Islam.

In the name of religion, most of these boys spend two hours a day memorizing verses from the Quran and over nine hours begging to line the pockets of the man they call teacher.

And what happens to children who fail to meet their daily quotas? They are stripped and doused in cold water. The older boys pick them up like hammocks by their ankles and wrists The teacher then whips them with an electrical cord until the cord breaks their skin.

Read the full story of Islam's Love For Children.

"Please Mummy, Can I Divorce My Husband?"

Although having suffered sexual and domestic abuse at the hands of her 30 year old husband, 8 year old, Nojoud Nasser was too young to seek a divorce in a Yemeni court. However, when court judge Muhammed Al-Qathi heard her complaint he thankfully put aside his 'Islamic values' and ordered the arrests of both her father and husband.

“My father beat me and told me that I must marry this man, and if I did not, I would be raped and no law and no sheikh in this country would help me. I refused but I couldn’t stop the marriage. I asked and begged my mother, father, and aunt to help me to get divorced. They answered, ‘We can do nothing. If you want you can go to court by yourself.’ So this is what I have done.”

Item number 15 in Yemeni civil law reads that “no girl or boy can get married before the age of 15." However, this item was amended in 1998 so parents could make a contract of marriage between their children even if they are under the age of 15. But the husband cannot be intimate with her until she is ready or mature. “This law is highly dangerous because it brings an end to a young girl’s happiness and future fruitful life."

It's Official - Islam is a Fascist Cult Based on the Mad Rantings of a Barbarian

A court in Holland yesterday ruled that Islam could be likened to Fascism.

An Islamonazi group calling itself the Dutch Islamic Federation (DIF) had brought a case against Geert Wilders insisting that the Dutch MP be prevented from exercising his right to freedom of expression. The terrorist supporting group even wanted Wilders to apologise for previous factual comments he had made that Muslims considered to be insulting (are there any other types?).

The judge also stated that it was OK to call Prophet Mohammed (who me?) a Barbarian! - Well, 1400 years stuck in the desert does have an adverse effect on ones social skills.

During the courtcase, not only were the DIF unable to deny that Allah's favourite prophet was a barbarian but they were also unable to deny that Islam consists of beliefs that are in total contradiction to democratic principles of civilised societies.

Copies of Geert Wilders' latest movie 'Fitna' are continually being taken down from youtube.com... the film can however, be seen and also downloaded from here. Watch it while you can!

The Annual Camel Beauty Contest

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Muslim men in the UAE found it hard to contain their excitement as the annual Camel Beauty Contest got under way in Abu Dhabi. The contest is split between pedigree and dark-skinned camels and all participants must be free from contagious diseases.

The contest has been marred in the past by allegations of vote rigging after several judges were allegedly found to be dating some of the contestants. Although false eyelashes and excessive make-up are actively discouraged, contestants are allowed to show some ankle provided the predominantey male crowd does not work themselves into a sexual frenzy before the bikini section begins.

Last year's winner, Miss Tehran, was executed after only 2 months when she refused to marry her owner.

Allah's favourite prophet wishes it to be known that he has not had sexual relations with any of this year's contestants.