Allah has been so happy with my first month of blogging that he just wanted to say a few words... "Greetings Muslim and Infidel dogs. My favourite prophet has done well and I am extremely pleased with all the lovely feedback that has been left. Being god is not always easy so it's good that I can delegate a few things to Mo (PBUH) every now and then. It would have been nice if he was still half the man he used to be, then he could also help me out with my strenuous monthly 'virgin testing' duties but, alas, Aysha has obviously tired him out!
"It's my favourite time of year coming up soon. Ramadan!!!! You will never know how much pleasure it gives me to see all my Muslim followers starving themselves whilst me and Mo (PBUH) gorge ouselves on lovely fresh cream cakes. Their slavish displays of devotion are most worthy (although a little mis-guided) and they shall have their rewards in Heaven (provided George Galloway hasn't stolen them all) ... that's the 'official' line, anyway...I am Great, I am Great, I am Great"
