Tuesday 20 November 2007

Always Look on the Bright Side of Death

As part of its 'Bending Over Backwards to Appease Muslims' season, BBC journalist, Yasmeen Khan, has just finished an 'indepth' investigation and concluded that Muslims really do have a sense of humour! No, this isn't a spoof report for Comic Relief she really did come to that conclusion...AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH HER WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!!!!!

The BBC even managed to find a photo of a smiling Muslim (and without a recently beheaded Infidel in sight) ... this, according to Ms Khan, really is proof that Muslims don't just find humour in death, misery and suffering!

Ibrahim Mogra, chairman of the interfaith Muslim Public Affairs Committee (or is that the Muslim Interfaith Public Affairs Committee?) says "religiously there is no reason why Muslims can't enjoy a laugh"... Maybe he'd be kind enough to share this revelation with the rest of the Muslim community.

Muslim 'comic', Jeff Mirza, blames the media for portraying Muslims as 'monolithic' kill-joys incapable of laughing at themselves. When asked if we were ever likely to see an Islamic version of the 'Life of Brian' Mirza stated "No". His answer should not be misinterpreted by Infidels as meaning that Muslims are 'monolithic kill-joys incapable of laughing at themselves.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well I guess they did invent the phrase 'laughing ones head off'

Anonymous said...

usually they'll laugh first, THEN KILL.

it's the islamic way.

Anonymous said...

I once saw a Moslem man laughing. It was on a sidewalk a long time ago but he was definitely laughing.

Anonymous said...

I saw lots of muslims, not only laughing, but cheering and clapping and generaly having a wonderful time........ When??
I think it was early september, 2001, around about the 11th I seem to remember.......

Anonymous said...

Right. I remember the last time the Palestinians were really happy was when the Space Shuttle Columbus disintegrated upon re-entry. They were particularly overjoyed that day because one of the mission specialists was an Israeli colonal.
Oh, and they celebrate the anniversary of 9/11 each year with much gay abandon and merryment.