Monday 26 November 2007

If You Go Down To The School Today, You're In For A Big Surprise.

In a land hardened by the horrors of genocide and ethnic cleansing, a 54 year old English schoolteacher has actually managed to offend the 'sensitivities' of the entire Muslim population of Sudan when she named a teddy bear 'Muhammed'. The name was chosen after a vote was held amongst a class of 6 & 7 year olds. This heinous crime carries a punishment of up to 6 months in jail and/or 40 lashes.

The teacher, Gillian Gibbons, was arrested on Sunday by police from the IslamoNazi Ministry of Indoctrination and Education. They also want to interview the owner of the bear, a 6 year old child, who with any luck, may avoid being hanged. Many outside observers believe the authorities are more upset at the democratic way in which the name was chosen than by the actual naming itself.

Top U.K. IslamoNazi, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, leader of terrorist support group The Muslim Council of Britain (MCB), today expressed support for the decision to arrest her. "Teddy bears are cute and cuddly and bring much joy to many people. They do not kill and they are not paedophiles. They do not bully smaller teddy bears and have never been known to slit the throats of younger sister bears who decide to marry outside of their species; therefore, they have nothing in common with, and should never be named, Muhammed".

Dr Bari's own teddy bear is affectionately called 'Kill the Infidel Dog'.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is disgraceful!

Surely at 6 years old the girls should be home making dinner for their husbands whilst the boys are putting the finishing touches to their first suicide bomb belts.

Anonymous said...

Dr Mubarak said: “The way the British think of the teddy bear - as far as Christmas is concerned, and toys are concerned - we don’t have any teddy bears over here, so in Sudan, for us, it is a fierce and dangerous animal.'

And that's why you're Sudan.
Seriously, if they don't hand her over right away - unharmed - we should be the Britain of old and airstrike these jerks for 2 weeks or something.
But, this is modern liberal Britain; it'll probably end up with us apologising for offending the world's 145 quintillion Muslims.
I guess the fact that it was the children that named the bear Muhammed, not the teacher, doesn't enter into it.

hellosnackbar said...

This ridiculous carry on reminds me
of the "monty python spanish inquistion sketch where the inquisitors apply the threat of "the comfy chair"in order to make the suspect confess.(theatrical farce as we all know).
But the threat to this poor woman is not farce; it's real.
Infidelsalways win is right, a few well aimed cruise missiles would bring these retards to their senses.
Another example of Islamonazis making themselves into world class laughing stocks.
The irony is they ask for our respect.

Anonymous said...

I have been a teddy bear all my life and I am disgusted that one of our boys has been called after a warmongering pervert. Although I disagree with lashes for the woman who allowed the good name of a fellow bear to be dragged in the mud, I do think that she should not be allowed to come to any more of our picnics in the woods.

Karl Hungus said...

Well, this is hardly a suprise.

Anonymous said...

Today (30th November) Ms Gibbons was dealt with by the islamic court of Sudan. She was given 15 days in prison which was seen as a very soft option by thousands of ignorant savages who lined the streets calling for her death....for allowing a soft toy to be called Mohammed.
We should do well to remember these actions the next time we are asked to dig into our pockets to help these people next time they are afflicted by war, pestelence, famine, earthquake or whatever.
We in Britain should ship all Sudanese home and bring all our people who are there to help them out.
The only thing these people understand is religious dogma and blind superstition.
I say leave them to rot and stink in their own lands forever......Sod em.

Anonymous said...

one of The most horrifying jokes of this Century. A Kid makes a suggestion, turnip-head parents react,all on behalf of the injured heart of Islam, and the infamous Teddybear learns a vlaueable lesson: "One Shall knoweth one's Place in an Islamic State, you wretched bear!"
In Sudan you must do what Sudanies do.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile back in sensible dhimmi Britain that stupid "lyrical terrorist" escapes jail for downloading jihadi porn...she also works in an airport!
You couldn't make it up!