Britain's 'Muslim friendly' parliamentarians yesterday breathed a huge sigh of relief when they finally succeeded in importing 3 Islamic terrorists from Guantanamo Bay to help replenish the U.K.'s depleted stock. The severe lack of attempted Islamic terrorist atrocities since the failed London and Glasgow bombings in July, led many U.K. policiticians to become concerned that Britain was no longer seen as a safe haven for mad Muslims hell bent on murdering its citizens. 'We must send out the right message' said PM Gordon Brown.
Although none of the terrorists are actually British and none of them even have a right to be here, PM Brown is allowing them to stay on the basis that they once visited this country before going on 'holiday' to that popular (with 'disaffected' Muslim 'men') tourist destination called the Afghanistan War Zone. An Amnesty International spokesperson stated that the 3 terrorists, armed only with a camera (plus a small kalashnikov and several anti-tank RPGs), were inexplicably detained by U.S. forces whilst doing what any Muslim holidaymaker in Afghanistan would do ie trying to kill anybody not wearing a 12" beard or a Niqab.
The 3 Muslim meglomaniacs, Omar Deghayes, Jamil el-Banna and Abdenour Samuer, are now free to roam Britain's streets. Their lawyer, Clive 'I Love Legal Aid' Stafford-Smith, stated 'The human rights of my clients must be respected at all times. They must never be arrested until they have actually carried out the mass murder of civilians that they may, or may not, be planning. To hold somebody against their will purely on the basis that hundreds or thousands of innocent lives will almost certainly be saved is disgraceful'.
Shami Chakrabati, Director of the terrorist defence organisation Liberty, was said to be licking her lips on hearing the terrorists' human rights were bought at the potential expense of innocent blood, once again, flowing freely through Britain's streets.
9 comments:
Islamists certainly add thrill to life. Next time on public transport you'll keep wondering whether that bearded arse-hole is going to blow himself up!
Ordinarily, this would be amazing, but this is modern Britain. You never know what crazy goddamned thing is going to happen next.
I think the most obvious question anybody not insane would ask is: Why Britain? None of them is a British citizen. Haven't we got enough of an Islamic terrorism problem already? Haven't we got - what is it? - around 50% (which makes their numbers significantly larger than our armed forces...) of our homegrown Muslims advocating the use of Islamic barbarity? Why does our glorious, unelected leader and his cabinet of socialist goons feel the need to import three more?
And then there's the whole Guantanamo thing. Was it the United States who said to these people, 'Psst, hey you. Yes, you. I dare you to travel thousands of miles...to a warzone, and fight against us. But not only that, fight as a non-uniform-wearing, stateless militia so that you don't qualify for any sort of protection under Article Four of the Third Geneva Convention. That way, you forgo any rights you might've had pertaining to armed conflict. Go on! I double dare you! you'll love it, it's a way of life!'
No, it was not. These scummy fucks knew exactly what they were doing, and I bet they couldn't believe their lucky stars (or moon god) when the very people of the very civilisation they are hellbent on annihilating are the ones that got their knickers in a wad over their 'ZOMG illegal detention!!1!'
So not only is it crazy that they weren't killed on the battlefield, but instead arrested (no doubt being the most difficult option since they're violent deathcultists who'd rather be killed than taken alive) and detained with rights that prisoners of war from past conflicts would think too lenient, but they've now been released? And brought...to Britain?
Holy shit.
You Brits sure have a funny way of fighting terrorism.
Good luck...you're going to need it!
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQXh20OuhIc
@ anonymous
congratulations...you found a video of a muslim doing something other than killing an innocent person.
...and for your next trick?
The 'production' credit is really frightening! Apparently its suggesting the Americas as their next target after having spread the disease in Asia and Africa!
Hilarious and thought-provoking at the same time. I couldn't stop laughing which is odd since my own last name is Mohamed and I come from an Islamic background.
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