Well I'll Be Buggered!

On the day when my 'Justice for the Sudan 1' campaign forced the IslamoNazi government of Sudan to release schoolteacher Gillian Gibbons, I am now in a position to shed some light on a 50 year old enigma.

If you've ever wondered why 1.5 billion Muslims, with all their military might, have never been able to shift a few million Jews from Israel then wonder no more!

It's long been known that imams use Pakistan's 20,000 Madrassas as places to groom young boys for underage sex (see pic above for proof) but now it has come to light that Muslim warlords also have an unhealthy desire to bugger young boys. At a time when you'd expect them to be planning decisive military campaigns against the Infidel, most Muslim warlords are far too busy dressing up young boys to look like girls. After a few dances to the Tweets' Birdy Song the children are then routinely sexually assaulted by the heroic Muslim Fighters.

Known as bacha bereesh (boys without beards) they are highly prized in many parts of the Islamic world. Enayatullah, a 42 year old landowner said "I was married to a woman 20 years ago, she left me because of my boy," he said. "I was playing with my boy every night and was away from home, eventually my wife decided to leave me. I am happy with my decision, because I am used to sleeping and entertaining with my young boy."

When asked about this disgusting and abusive 'tradition', a spokeperson for the Muslim Council of Britain refused to condemn the practice stating "Don't knock it until you've tried it".