Well, 2007 has been a very good year for Muslims ie plenty of death, torture, persecution of the weak and threats of total annihilation for anybody who doesn't follow the teachings of the dark side...Just what the Quran ordered. Muslims this year have actually killed far more of their fellow Muslims than Infidels. The Muslim:Muslim kill ratio currently stands at 8.4 on the Kalashnikov scale and is up for the 7th year running. If the current upward trend continues we should see a welcome solution to the Muslim problem by about 2175AD - Any ideas to speed up the process will be gratefully accepted.
Anyway, back to the important stuff, me... prophesising is an important part of my job as a prophet, so to avoid being relieved of my duties as Allah's favourite prophet I thought I'd make a few prophecies about what's in store for 2008. So here goes...
Prophet Mohammed's (Peace Be Upon Me) Top Ten Prophecies for 2008.
1. Muslims will be responsible for between 99-100% of all acts of terrorism.
2. Muslim 'men' will treat their women as second class citizens.
3. No teacher in Sudan will name a teddy bear 'Mohammed'.
4. Evolution will continue to bypass Islamic countries.
5. Racial and religious hatred will continue to be openly preached in most UK (insert your own country) mosques.
6. George Galloway, Part time MP and ex holder of the Turban of Death, will still be corrupt and will continue to carry out the orders of his Muslim masters.
7. The Quran will still be the best value toilet paper money can buy.
8. Pakistan will 'elect' a leader who'll end up with several very large Swiss bank accounts.
9. The vast majority of Muslims will still be living in abject poverty.
10. All Muslims will still be living in the 7th Century.
10a. Allah still won't exist.
10b. Secretary General of the Islamonazi Council of Britain, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, will still openly support wife beating, stoning women, forced marriages (but only for girls over the age of 9) and a total ban on bikinis and alchohol (unless it's in the privacy of Dr Bari's own S&M bed 'chamber').
10c. It will still be a crime to get raped in most Islamic countries.
10d. Palestinians will do everything in their power to avoid the establishment of a Palestinian state and the resulting chaos, death, murder and corruption that would inevitibly follow - Much easier to keep the status quo and carry on blaming Israel for everything.
10e. Muslims will still be incapable of creating an effigy to burn that looks even remotely like the person they'd like to dismember with a rusty sword.
On behalf of Allah and myself I'd like to wish
everybody (including Infidels) a happy and peaceful 2008.
and remember... Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked.
everybody (including Infidels) a happy and peaceful 2008.
and remember... Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked.
7 comments:
Great list - just a little scary that this list is far away from being unrealistic...
Mo (PBUY). you must be good. Nearly all of your prophecies for 2008 have already come true and it's only January 2!!!
I used to think that you were a fraud but I'll never doubt you ever again.
Once more sagacious predictions from prophet Mo.
Btw I popped over to dewdrop22(Carol Anne).
If she/he is an apostate muslim perhaps we can look forward to some future comments(an esoteric view)instead of the mindless drivel from the likes of the southall seer.
Perhaps we can look forward to a nuclear strike against Iran's nuclear facilities?(old madhound is pushing his luck}).
In the mean time happy new year to all.
Anyway
As you know, I have my own blog ahmadinejad.ir, sorry about the misspelling of my name. You will find that most people really like me if you read it, in contrast to some of the less than flattering comments by some of your bloggers. Your fave Iranian pres, MA
A very happy and prosperous and death free new year Mo, my fave little prophet. Keep 'em coming!
happy new year, Mo (PBUY)!
but it appears that the terrorists/Jihadists/Islamists have already captured their first city in the free world -- the spineless dhimmi republic of belgium has capitulated:
Terror fear douses Brussels party
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7165387.stm
Sunday, 30 December 2007, 22:38 GMT
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071230/ap_on_re_eu/belgium_terrorism
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/31/2129377.htm
i wonder what would they cancel next year -- public display of xmas tress n santa claus??? n the year after next??????
According to George W Bush n Tony Blair (to defy the terrorists' threats by going about living a normal life in the aftermath of terrorist attacks), wouldn't this (unable to live freely, have to alter our lifestyle in order to
suit THEIR wishes/avoid being attacked by jihadists) mean that the free world (or at least Brussels) HAS LOST THE WAR??? (or begin to lose...)
This list is nearly as funny as the killings in norway lol. Its funny cuz a white guy did it but no one picked up on that.
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