'Fitna' the movie See It Here...NOW (UPDATE)

(UPDATE) The previous link to the film at liveleak.com was removed earlier today (29/03/08). Allah's favourite prophet would like it to be known that he in no way blames liveleak.com for removing the video as this was due to many death threats received from Muslims aimed at members of Liveleak.com's staff. Liveleak.com's message clearly shows how disappointed they were at having to take the decision to remove the film. The above link is obviously at risk of being removed from youtube.com for the same reason. I have managed to obtain a copy of the film and shall post it online at www.prophet-muhammad.biz/fitna.html on Sunday 29th March 2008 for anybody to view or download. (END OF UPDATE).

Geert Wilders' attempt to show his movie 'Fitna' online has come across yet another obstacle.

The domain www.fitnathemovie.com was registered with and hosted by networksolutions.com. Under their terms and conditions, it is prohibited to transmit, distribute, upload, post or store any material that is... "obscene, harassing, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, constitutes an illegal threat...etc". We understand that Mr Wilders breached the above terms and conditions because his film showed extracts from the Koran. The Koran is widely recognised as being very good toilet paper but otherwise totally useless (unless you're a 1st year terror student).

We hope that ALL other web hosting providers will now ban ALL websites that contain any passages from the Koran.

This post has been rewritten by Allah's favourite prophet as it was previously not very well wroted.

Please feel free to email your comments to mark.salerno@networksolutions.com

Bonking Brigadier Upholds Islamic Double Standards

Brigadier General Ali Reza Zarei, Iran's 'Moral enforcer', was recently arrested by members of his own force when they raided a Tehran brothel. The Brigadier, a close confidant of Iran's diminutive President Ahmadinejad, was apparently caught with his pants down whilst with 6 prostitutes.

Reports state that up to 60 hours of video tape featuring the General carrying out his covert 'manoeuvres' was also confiscated by his officers. It is understood that President Ahmadinejad has demanded to know the secret of his favourite General's success with the opposite sex and is personally keeping hold of the tapes untill he finds out.

For some unknown reason the above report has not been mentioned in the official Iranian media.

China Stands Up To Islamic Terrorism

It has just been disclosed that Chinese police have foiled a plot by Islamic terrorists to crash a Chinese passenger jet. The terrorists had intended the slaughter to mark the launch of a relentless terror campaign aimed at disrupting the Olympic games being held in August. Two suspects are currently 'helping the police with their enquiries'.

Muslim terrorists in China face a lot tougher task than their benefits-drawing 'brothers' in the West. Unencumbered by perverse European 'Human Rights' laws, China is able to take far more appropriate action against terrorists and deal with them as nature intended.

Earlier this week 10 Australian travel agents were taken hostage by a Muslim terrorist in X'ian. Having released the hostages the terrorist received fair and just treatment when he was shot dead by police marksmen for not giving himself up.

An earlier raid in January saw 2 more Muslim terrorists shot dead and a further 15 arrested. Although the whereabouts of the 15 are not currently known an unofficial source stated that the terror suspects and their testicles would be reunited in time for the journey to meet each of their 72 virgins.

China may have an abominable human rights record but its treatment of Muslim terrorists is merely a measured response to the current level of threat. European leaders should take note of China's stance and act accordingly. For many years European countries such as Britain have attempted to appease Muslims. As we all know to our detriment, the results of this misguided policy have been devastating.

Danish Muslims Turn Stupidity Into An Artform

Denmark's security services have been stretched to breaking point thanks to some extremely stupid Muslims. Now we'd all expect Muslims to have gotten a little upset over the republication of the Danish Mo cartoons, but some of them should have paid a bit more attention in the ' How to Issue a Fatwah' lesson at their local Madrassa.

Kurt Westergaard, creator of the infamous Mo-Turban-Bomb cartoon, could possibly have foreseen a death threat or 2... But Kurt Westergaard the businessman, or Kurt Westergaard the grocer or any of the other 81 Kurt Westergaards in Denmark may have a genuine case for feeling a little hard done by. Yes, you've guessed it, Danish Muslims blinded by hatred, blood-lust and a severe case of genetic dysfunction have actually sent death threats to almost every Kurt Westergaard in the Danish phonebook.

One would have thought that a religion whose male population are almost entirely called Mohammed would have put 2 and 2 together and realised there was a small possibility that more than one Kurt Westergaard might actually exist in Denmark... but apparantly not.

Every cloud has a silver lining though "at least it takes some of the immense pressure off of me" said a smiling Kurt Westergaard (the cartoonist).