THIS IS NOT A BELATED APRIL FOOL ARTICLEMuslim men in the UAE found it hard to contain their excitement as the annual Camel Beauty Contest got under way in Abu Dhabi. The contest is split between pedigree and dark-skinned camels and all participants must be free from contagious diseases.
The contest has been marred in the past by allegations of vote rigging after several judges were allegedly found to be dating some of the contestants. Although false eyelashes and excessive make-up are actively discouraged, contestants are allowed to show some ankle provided the predominantey male crowd does not work themselves into a sexual frenzy before the bikini section begins.
Last year's winner, Miss Tehran, was executed after only 2 months when she refused to marry her owner.
Allah's favourite prophet wishes it to be known that he has not had sexual relations with any of this year's contestants.
The contest has been marred in the past by allegations of vote rigging after several judges were allegedly found to be dating some of the contestants. Although false eyelashes and excessive make-up are actively discouraged, contestants are allowed to show some ankle provided the predominantey male crowd does not work themselves into a sexual frenzy before the bikini section begins.
Last year's winner, Miss Tehran, was executed after only 2 months when she refused to marry her owner.
Allah's favourite prophet wishes it to be known that he has not had sexual relations with any of this year's contestants.
14 comments:
Frankly Mo', I don't believe you, youi filthy camel-humper. Nothing personal of course.
sir, will they marry any man if they drink necter that you prescribe in you unholy book? the necter of love would be urine piss i guess.
Yep, the bearded retards drink piss, you heard it here first!
In fact, no you didn't, they admitted it straight away.
How odd.
I saw that contest with some of my Jihadi lovers err oops, "friends", and I must say that contestant nr 1was quite ugly. As Allah, I command that contestant nr 5 be declared victorious.
Love and kisses,
Your completely ungay and totally-not-in-denial-god,
Allah
Quickly Mo!cover up this camel,or
thousands of libidinous muslims will riot with lust.
Mo, what you do in private is your business. Same with your political proclivities... But your followers would like to know if you, like the noble Palestinian people and many brothers, support Obama?
Camels love small willies. That's why he put them in the Middle East.
honestly
tthat is pathetic
so this is ur freedom of speech
what do u know about the prophet mohamed? u ignorant, u don't even deserve even that people talk about u. u drawing is nothing than the image of ur self, poor man, u are nothing, i really regret hating u coz i did hate u for a while but now u are not worth it. u looser go get a life maube than u will know what mohamed's message about and meanwhile try to read some books u know reading is the food of mind, u really need it.
Regarding your English, I'd highly recommend you start reading something else than the Quran. As your God, I command so!
BTW
Mo, move your big black ass over here. I'm feeling horny.
Well, we know that Muhammed was illiterate, was a paedophile, was a mass-murderer, was a wife-beater, was a misogynist, was a thief. What's debatable is whether he was psychotic, but, judging by his sociopathic behaviour, it wouldn't be difficult to come to the conclusion that he was that too.
What else is there to know? Did he collect attractively-coloured stones too?
Anyway, camel beauty contests? Only in the Islamic World, man. Jesus.
Well I've never had a camel complain!!!!
Well I did have one!
That's traumatized me so much and made me love men!
Err, sorry, women!
Love and kisses,
Your ungay and totally-not-in-denial god,
Allah
We have dog shows, Cat shows, Horse shows, budgerigar shows Rabbit shows cattle shows and sheep shows so what is so unusal about Muslims having a camel show??????
I suppose that we don't shag the contestants afterwards.....errr...
Not always anyway!
anonymous,
u reely knead 2 get a lyfe! Lrn Nglish frm video Proffesur! Huury, ur mom cum home now! Get off on computre!
signed, allahlovesporkchops
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