Foam Stress-Ball KOs Galloway

Corrupt MP George Galloway has had a bit of a rough ride these past few weeks. He's been knocked out by a foam stress-ball, investigated for assault and is now planning to sue 'The Bill', an ITV police drama series, for not paying him any money.

In April, whilst out campaigning for the Islamonazi 'Respect' party, an onlooker paid all due respect to the self-confessed bullyboy by throwing a Foam stress-ball at him. The ball hit him on the head and knocked the big softy out for 20 minutes. Guilty George eventually came round to the sound of a cheering crowd hailing his assailant, Tim Heald, a hero!

The following week, whilst spewing out his usual predictable diatribe from an open top bus, the odious oaf was jovially heckled ... "I salute your indefatigability — you wan*er" shouted a perceptive bystander. Nazi George was unable to see the funny side however and upon noticing that the heckler was smaller than him, immediately went into hate-filled Islamonazi mode, running down the stairs and violently shoving the innocent man. The police are still investigating.

In his latest escapade, gutless Galloway watched an episode of the Bill in which fictional corrupt MP, Paul Sagger, was investigated for using a soldier's coffin to smuggle stolen goods and drugs into the country. A source close to Mr Galloway said the 'uncanny similarities between him and Sagger were too close to have been an accident'. Galloway intends to sue the programme makers as they did not pay lots of money for their particularly accurate portrayal of him.

Guilty George is a past winner of Mo's 'Turban of Death' award and has also been featured for being a parasitic thief.

Milk, Sugar and 150 Lashes Please

Saudi Arabia today provided more evidence that Islam is nothing more than an evil cult based on corrupt 'values' which every other society/religion banished to the dustbins of inhumanity generations ago.

With alchohol and whoring banned (unless you're a member of the Saudi royal family) along with every other fun activity, most Saudis spend their leisure time sitting alone in darkened rooms waiting for death to arrive for some light relief. But for Muhammad Ali Abu Raziza, a psychology professor in Mecca, this wasn't enough and he decided to go to a coffee shop and drink coffee...with a woman. Having been promptly arrested by the religious police he has now been sentenced to 150 lashes and 8 months in prison.

One could argue that a psycholgy professor should have realised he was living amongst a nation of mad men and should therefore have been more careful.

U.N. Sponsors 'Bomb-Making' Classes For Kids

The United Nations hung its head in shame today when the headmaster of one of its schools was exposed as being a top bomb maker for a Muslim terror group.

By day, Awad al-Qiq was a respected teacher and headmaster in the Gaza Strip. By night, he built rockets for the Islamonazi cowards of Hamas . For many years the UN has denied Israeli allegations that it supported anti-Israeli terror groups such as Hamas and Hezbollah, preferring instead to accuse Israel of paranoia.

A UN spokesperson today stated that it wasn't aware of Mr al-Qiq's 'out of school' activities, although he failed to deny rumours that Mr al-Qiq included 'bomb making' and 'killing Jews' as hobbies on his CV.

Ken's Reign Of Terror Ends

Terrorist support groups such as the MCB and the MAB were in mourning this morning (hey, that rhymes) as Jew-hating Ken Livingstone was kicked out of the post of Mayor of London. Votors had finally had enough of the man who wined and dined leaders of proscribed Islamic terror groups including Yusuf al-Qaradawi. Some of the Mayor's more vocal supporters even included suicide bomber apologists such as Azzam Tamimi, a man who praised “martyrdom” saying: “If I can go to Palestine and sacrifice myself I would do it” (Well I'm not stopping you).

Ken's final desparate attempt to win the Islamonazi vote was to claim that new mayor, Boris Johnson would ban the koran. Although this was unfortunately a lie, votors actually believed him and turned to Boris in their thousands. It's thought this provided the extra votes needed to oust London's Fascist dictator and consign him to the history books of hypocricy where he belongs.

Allah has asked me to congratulate Mayor Boris Johnson and the good people of London who have taken the first step in the fight against the Dark Side.

Vive La Revolution!