Tuesday 6 May 2008

U.N. Sponsors 'Bomb-Making' Classes For Kids

The United Nations hung its head in shame today when the headmaster of one of its schools was exposed as being a top bomb maker for a Muslim terror group.

By day, Awad al-Qiq was a respected teacher and headmaster in the Gaza Strip. By night, he built rockets for the Islamonazi cowards of Hamas . For many years the UN has denied Israeli allegations that it supported anti-Israeli terror groups such as Hamas and Hezbollah, preferring instead to accuse Israel of paranoia.

A UN spokesperson today stated that it wasn't aware of Mr al-Qiq's 'out of school' activities, although he failed to deny rumours that Mr al-Qiq included 'bomb making' and 'killing Jews' as hobbies on his CV.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The U.N.'s a disgrace.

Its last leader was a buffoon who refused even to recognise Darfur as being a problem serious enough to require action, whilst his own son profitted from the iraqi 'oil for food' programme.

Maybe they'll pass another 'resolution' condemning Israel's refusal to be bombed in silence.

Anonymous said...

Im sure I wouldn't like, err, pardon me, the VIRGIN wouldn't like to have sex with an old headmaster.

Love & Kisses,
Your totally ungay and completely not in denial god,
Allah

Anonymous said...

another one bites the dust