Friday 30 May 2008

Foam Stress-Ball KOs Galloway

Corrupt MP George Galloway has had a bit of a rough ride these past few weeks. He's been knocked out by a foam stress-ball, investigated for assault and is now planning to sue 'The Bill', an ITV police drama series, for not paying him any money.

In April, whilst out campaigning for the Islamonazi 'Respect' party, an onlooker paid all due respect to the self-confessed bullyboy by throwing a Foam stress-ball at him. The ball hit him on the head and knocked the big softy out for 20 minutes. Guilty George eventually came round to the sound of a cheering crowd hailing his assailant, Tim Heald, a hero!

The following week, whilst spewing out his usual predictable diatribe from an open top bus, the odious oaf was jovially heckled ... "I salute your indefatigability — you wan*er" shouted a perceptive bystander. Nazi George was unable to see the funny side however and upon noticing that the heckler was smaller than him, immediately went into hate-filled Islamonazi mode, running down the stairs and violently shoving the innocent man. The police are still investigating.

In his latest escapade, gutless Galloway watched an episode of the Bill in which fictional corrupt MP, Paul Sagger, was investigated for using a soldier's coffin to smuggle stolen goods and drugs into the country. A source close to Mr Galloway said the 'uncanny similarities between him and Sagger were too close to have been an accident'. Galloway intends to sue the programme makers as they did not pay lots of money for their particularly accurate portrayal of him.

Guilty George is a past winner of Mo's 'Turban of Death' award and has also been featured for being a parasitic thief.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

The wanker is Scottish, need we say more..

hellosnackbar said...

George Galloway is one of the most repulsive creatures on the planet.
The filmed meeting between him and Saddam showed him at his obsequious
arse-lickin'best.
Even his ROP chronies seem to have got tired of him of late.
However don't rule out a comeback
from the cocksucker king!

Anonymous said...

Galloway even makes robert mugabe seem like a sane and rational human being.

Anonymous said...

Well at least he knows what it's like to get stoned now...well, sort of.

Anonymous said...

Would a brick have been too much to ask? How about a grenade?

CarnackiUK said...

...upon noticing that the heckler was smaller than him...

Impossible! Galloway is well-known for being the shortest short-arse in the UK!

I suggest that a new UK national sport of Galloway-tossing be introduced in time for the 2012 Olympics.

Or does that discriminate against dwarves and wellies?

Anonymous said...

Muhammad: a drug addict who seen a few "visions" and is being exonerated as a prophet? how the hell can a guy get into this biz?