Muslim Terror Dentist A Danger to Women

Islamonazi dentist Omer Butt (brother of 'former' Islamic extremist Hassan Butt) was today found guilty of trying to bully a non-practicing Muslim lady into wearing a headscarf before he would treat her for toothache at his Bury practice.

Known locally as 'The Butcher of Bury' due to his sadistic interest in the effects of pain on small children and defenceless women, Butt's defence was exposed as a 'tissue of lies' (despite swearing on the Quran) at the General Medical Council (GMC) hearing.

A spokesperson for the GMC (who wished to remain anonymous) stated 'Butt has lied from start to finish during this hearing. His inability to control his sexual urges upon seeing a woman's hair means he is a danger to women...Butt is yet another example of why some Muslim men should not be employed in the NHS.'

The hearing has long been seen as a test case for the NHS . Many Muslim Health workers such as Butt believe that uncovered female patients incite Muslim men to carry out acts of sexual abuse and therefore have a duty to cover themselves up for their own protection. Women, however, state that the onus should be placed on Muslim men to control their sexual urges in the first place.

If you are a Muslim male and need help controlling your sexual urges when confronted with a burkha-free female then please feel free to 'Ask Mo' for advice.

"Our son is no terrorist, just a young Muslim (who hated Infidels)'

The Islamonazi parents of Mohammed Atif Siddique (the young Muslim terrorist convicted of terrorist offences in a Scottish court last week) are still in a severe case of denial over the murderous intentions of their terrorist son. All parents have a right to believe that their own children are not genocidal maniacs addicted to fresh blood but the Siddiques have been advised to seek urgent medical assistance to treat their delusional disorder.

Mohammed (the father) Siddique stated that his son was guilty of nothing more than a healthy interest in Islam (most sane people would say this was reason enough to lock him up) . Mohammed (the terrorist) was arrested as he tried to board a plane bound for a terrorist training camp in Pakistan with a known al-Qaeda terrorist. A subsequent search of his UK terrorist safe-house found a near endless stash of terrorist training material together with a few Saturday night Islamic entertainment videos of Infidel beheadings (widely available from all good mosques).

Speaking to the Scotsman newspaper Mohammed's (the terrorist) brother Asif, inadvertantly admitted his brother's guilt when he stated "I was of the opinion a few years ago that unless s*** was happening on my own doorstep, it was nothing to do with me. Atif was different. He was of the belief that it was to do with us."

Aamer Anwar, well known Islamonazi lawyer, couldn't believe that a jury of Infidels would dare find a Muslim terrorist guilty of terrorism. "Don't they realise the punishment for standing up to Muslims?" he stated with a glint in his eye.

Bin Laden Burkha Bimbo to Divorce

Sorry about my enforced absence. This was due to an Islamonazi instigated 'technical' issue which has now been resolved - Allah's kind intervention ensured that Freedom of Speech has once again prevailed.

Anyway, back to business! And the 'big' story of the day has to be the 'Bin Laden Divorce'. Yes, it was a surprise to everyone to hear that 5 (now 6) times divorced Jane Felix-Browne's marriage to Osama Bin Laden's 27 year old son Omar didn't last more than 5 minutes. The 51 year old 'burkha babe' wannabe met Bin Laden whilst on a 3 day drinking spree in Egypt.

On hearing news of the marriage back in July, an anonymous vicar from her home town of Moulton said "I would like to wish Jane and Omar every happiness. I have not been forced to make this statement against my will and my family have not been threatened with immediate beheading if I do not read this statement out. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar".

Rumours that Omar Bin Laden's penis was too small for the sex-mad ex prostitute were strenuously denied by the red-faced Arab who stated "I have very big willy. At 2.5 inches it has won many 'Biggest Muslim Willy' contests."

An anonymous source close to the couple said that Ms Felix-Browne-Bin-Laden (as she likes to be known) was not the sharpest knife in the drawer and had misunderstood Islamic laws on multiple spouses. The source stated "Having expected to be pleasured by several husbands each night, she was disappointed to learn that her new husband already had several other wives (none of whom had ever been sexually fulfilled by little Omar) and that she would not be allowed to take another husband unless she liked being stoned to death". Alas, Ms F-B-B-L and an aging camel called Cecil soon became very close friends.

Other news... I see peaceloving and tolerant Muslims have killed an anti-Syrian MP in Christian Beirut when they blew up his car. Hezbollah are said to be furious that only 3 innocent women and children were also killed in the blast.

More to come soon!!!

PS Happy Ramadan ;o)

Islamonazi Induction Test Goes Kaput

Two German Islamonazi converts and their Muslim mentor were today arrested as final preparations for their induction into Islam were uncovered by German police who discovered their plot to detonate several 'massive' bombs all in the name of 'Allah'.

The bombs would have killed and maimed thousands of innocent men, women and children had the induction test been successful. The two Germans described as 'perfect recruits for the Islamic cause' by the Imam of Neu-Ulm mosque both had extremely low IQs. Recent studies have indicated that 78% of converts to Islam have an IQ less than a third of the average Westerner. The other 22% will almost certainaly have a penchant for fresh blood and/or devil worship whilst retaining an unhealthy interest in falafel.

Whilst the rest of Europe seems to be waking up to the threat from genocidal Muslims, Germany has been criticised for burying its head in the sand. This seems to be one reason why Muslim terrorists have adopted Germany as their main terror training base in Western Europe.

A proposed new strategy by German scientists to eradicate Muslim terrorism is currently being considered by many Western governments. The main thrust is believed to be a new way to increase the IQ of those considered most susceptible to brain-washing. 'Once the IQ is raised, they will see Islam for what it is - an evil death cult based on the mad rantings of a war-mongering paedophile' said the most brainiest man in the whole wide world...and he should know!

Message From Allah

Allah has been so happy with my first month of blogging that he just wanted to say a few words...

"Greetings Muslim and Infidel dogs. My favourite prophet has done well and I am extremely pleased with all the lovely feedback that has been left. Being god is not always easy so it's good that I can delegate a few things to Mo (PBUH) every now and then. It would have been nice if he was still half the man he used to be, then he could also help me out with my strenuous monthly 'virgin testing' duties but, alas, Aysha has obviously tired him out!

"It's my favourite time of year coming up soon. Ramadan!!!! You will never know how much pleasure it gives me to see all my Muslim followers starving themselves whilst me and Mo (PBUH) gorge ouselves on lovely fresh cream cakes. Their slavish displays of devotion are most worthy (although a little mis-guided) and they shall have their rewards in Heaven (provided George Galloway hasn't stolen them all) ... that's the 'official' line, anyway...I am Great, I am Great, I am Great"