Sunday, 7 October 2007

The New NHS Lottery

Many UK Muslim medical students have now decided to follow a 'modified' version of the hypocratic oath . Instead of dedicating their lives to improving the well-being of their fellow human beings irrespective or race, religion, creed, wealth etc they have decided that all patients will be dealt with in accordance with the doctors' own perverted interpretation of the IslamoNazi-inspired Koran.

This brings new meaning to the term 'NHS lottery', a term usually given to the insane situation where somebody could have treatment refused in their own health authority area but would have received it had they lived elsewhere! Now we have a situation where not only does it depend on your postcode but also on your religion, sex, sexual orientation and lifestyle.

A senior NHS manager (who wished to remain anonymous) stated 'The NHS is at crisis level. A couple of months ago we had Muslim doctors attempting to murder as many inncocent men, women and children as possible at Glasgow airport. Then we had the Butcher of Bury dentist, Omer Butt, who couldn't control his sexual urges and refused to treat a woman unless she covered up. And, now we have the next generation of doctors wishing to decide who they treat. God help anybody who's female, a homosexual, has an STD, has been raped, has been beaten by their husband, has had a drink, has eaten a bacon sandwich and/or doesn't pray to Mecca 5 times a day'.

A leading NHS spokesperson (who also wished to remain anonymous) added 'We looked very closely at the recent Sainsbury's policy (reported on this blog) and feel that the easiest way to deal with Muslim sensitivities in the NHS is total submission. As from next Monday, any Muslim not wishing to deal with Infidels will be able to kill them and move on to the next more 'Islamo-sensitive' patient'.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Simple: you missed a portion of your training out - you fail.
And just to be safe, if you get ill, stipulate in no uncertian terms that you refuse to be treated by a Muslim healthcare worker. Hell, it's worth being called an Islamophobe (whatever tha is) - this is your health we're talking about. It's serious.

Anonymous said...

And Who said that Islam is not Invasive, and Obtrusive, and A brutal-barbaric-inhumane-religion. Islam is a "religion of piece"?
MY ARSS.

Anonymous said...

Freudian slip...

Anonymous said...

Should introduce a course on treatment of medical problems of paedophiles just in case Prophet Mo comes in for treatment of a case of clap from sleeping around with so many women. There again, these Muslim students can be taught cutting off hands for thieves ect and the NHS should fund these ops. Females should stay home to learn knitting!

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