Afghanistan Back To 'Normal'

Muslims around the world can breathe a deep collective sigh of relief now that Afghanistan appears to be on the road to becoming an Islamic state that ALL Muslims can be proud of.

Last week saw the 'Kite Runner', a film based on the incredible book by Khalid Hosseini following the lives of 2 Afghan boys, banned in the country and today it was reported that a journalist would be put to death for blasphemy. Although according to Shamsur Rahman, the head of the court, the condemned man, Sayed Perwiz Kambakhsh, still has to go through three more courts to declare his eventual fate. Fellow journalists have been told not to make a fuss or they will be arrested.

The blasphemous act carried out by Kambakhsh was to download material from the internet relating to the role of women in Islamic society. He should count himself lucky he wasn't caught doing something really naughty like laughing.

Islam's bibliophobic traditions have been well documented ever since 641AD when Alexandria fell into the hands of Muslims. General Amr ibn al-As ordered all books in the library to be burned, one by one. "If they are in agreement with the Koran, they are superfluous. If they are not in agreement, they are dangerous', he drunkenly told Abdul, his 10 year old 'bed warmer'.

Reuters report

Europe Is Terror Capital Of The World

U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has publicly stated that Europe now provides a solid platform for global Islamic terrorism. Although he refused to confirm it, it is believed that Mr Chertoff actually considers Britain to be the largest single threat within Europe due to the high proportion of known Muslim terror suspects allowed to operate unhindered within its borders. "Britain is playing a dangerous game. The human rights of terrorists should never be given higher priority than the human rights of innocent citizens" an aide was heard to say.

Britain's eagerness to accept 4 non-British terrorists from Guantanamo Bay is just one worrying example of the U.K.'s misguided attempt to appease fanatical Muslims. Prime Minister Brown mistakenly feels that a submission to Islam is the only way to avoid further terror attacks from followers of the evil teachings of the Dark Side.

Mr Chertoff's statement came on the same day as it was reported that Younis Tsouli, a U.K. based Moroccan terrorist, was now serving a 16 year prison sentence in Belmarsh prison for organising terror campaigns from his London bedroom (American readers should be aware that under British law a 16 year sentence actually means he will only serve a maximum of 8 years and may well be out after about 5 years under the government's new 'early release' scheme).

Lessons from history appear not to have been learnt. Appeasement never works.

Prophet Mohammed's (Peace Be Upon Me) Top Ten Prophecies for 2008

Well, 2007 has been a very good year for Muslims ie plenty of death, torture, persecution of the weak and threats of total annihilation for anybody who doesn't follow the teachings of the dark side...Just what the Quran ordered.

Muslims this year have actually killed far more of their fellow Muslims than Infidels. The Muslim:Muslim kill ratio currently stands at 8.4 on the Kalashnikov scale and is up for the 7th year running. If the current upward trend continues we should see a welcome solution to the Muslim problem by about 2175AD - Any ideas to speed up the process will be gratefully accepted.

Anyway, back to the important stuff, me... prophesising is an important part of my job as a prophet, so to avoid being relieved of my duties as Allah's favourite prophet I thought I'd make a few prophecies about what's in store for 2008. So here goes...

Prophet Mohammed's (Peace Be Upon Me) Top Ten Prophecies for 2008.

1. Muslims will be responsible for between 99-100% of all acts of terrorism.

2. Muslim 'men' will treat their women as second class citizens.

3. No teacher in Sudan will name a teddy bear 'Mohammed'.

4. Evolution will continue to bypass Islamic countries.

5. Racial and religious hatred will continue to be openly preached in most UK (insert your own country) mosques.

6. George Galloway, Part time MP and ex holder of the Turban of Death, will still be corrupt and will continue to carry out the orders of his Muslim masters.

7. The Quran will still be the best value toilet paper money can buy.

8. Pakistan will 'elect' a leader who'll end up with several very large Swiss bank accounts.

9. The vast majority of Muslims will still be living in abject poverty.

10. All Muslims will still be living in the 7th Century.

10a. Allah still won't exist.

10b. Secretary General of the Islamonazi Council of Britain, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, will still openly support wife beating, stoning women, forced marriages (but only for girls over the age of 9) and a total ban on bikinis and alchohol (unless it's in the privacy of Dr Bari's own S&M bed 'chamber').

10c. It will still be a crime to get raped in most Islamic countries.

10d. Palestinians will do everything in their power to avoid the establishment of a Palestinian state and the resulting chaos, death, murder and corruption that would inevitibly follow - Much easier to keep the status quo and carry on blaming Israel for everything.

10e. Muslims will still be incapable of creating an effigy to burn that looks even remotely like the person they'd like to dismember with a rusty sword.

On behalf of Allah and myself I'd like to wish
everybody (including Infidels) a happy and peaceful 2008.

and remember... Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked.

If You Go Down To The School Today, You're In For A Big Surprise.

In a land hardened by the horrors of genocide and ethnic cleansing, a 54 year old English schoolteacher has actually managed to offend the 'sensitivities' of the entire Muslim population of Sudan when she named a teddy bear 'Muhammed'. The name was chosen after a vote was held amongst a class of 6 & 7 year olds. This heinous crime carries a punishment of up to 6 months in jail and/or 40 lashes.

The teacher, Gillian Gibbons, was arrested on Sunday by police from the IslamoNazi Ministry of Indoctrination and Education. They also want to interview the owner of the bear, a 6 year old child, who with any luck, may avoid being hanged. Many outside observers believe the authorities are more upset at the democratic way in which the name was chosen than by the actual naming itself.

Top U.K. IslamoNazi, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, leader of terrorist support group The Muslim Council of Britain (MCB), today expressed support for the decision to arrest her. "Teddy bears are cute and cuddly and bring much joy to many people. They do not kill and they are not paedophiles. They do not bully smaller teddy bears and have never been known to slit the throats of younger sister bears who decide to marry outside of their species; therefore, they have nothing in common with, and should never be named, Muhammed".

Dr Bari's own teddy bear is affectionately called 'Kill the Infidel Dog'.

The New NHS Lottery

Many UK Muslim medical students have now decided to follow a 'modified' version of the hypocratic oath . Instead of dedicating their lives to improving the well-being of their fellow human beings irrespective or race, religion, creed, wealth etc they have decided that all patients will be dealt with in accordance with the doctors' own perverted interpretation of the IslamoNazi-inspired Koran.

This brings new meaning to the term 'NHS lottery', a term usually given to the insane situation where somebody could have treatment refused in their own health authority area but would have received it had they lived elsewhere! Now we have a situation where not only does it depend on your postcode but also on your religion, sex, sexual orientation and lifestyle.

A senior NHS manager (who wished to remain anonymous) stated 'The NHS is at crisis level. A couple of months ago we had Muslim doctors attempting to murder as many inncocent men, women and children as possible at Glasgow airport. Then we had the Butcher of Bury dentist, Omer Butt, who couldn't control his sexual urges and refused to treat a woman unless she covered up. And, now we have the next generation of doctors wishing to decide who they treat. God help anybody who's female, a homosexual, has an STD, has been raped, has been beaten by their husband, has had a drink, has eaten a bacon sandwich and/or doesn't pray to Mecca 5 times a day'.

A leading NHS spokesperson (who also wished to remain anonymous) added 'We looked very closely at the recent Sainsbury's policy (reported on this blog) and feel that the easiest way to deal with Muslim sensitivities in the NHS is total submission. As from next Monday, any Muslim not wishing to deal with Infidels will be able to kill them and move on to the next more 'Islamo-sensitive' patient'.