Afghanistan Back To 'Normal'

Muslims around the world can breathe a deep collective sigh of relief now that Afghanistan appears to be on the road to becoming an Islamic state that ALL Muslims can be proud of.

Last week saw the 'Kite Runner', a film based on the incredible book by Khalid Hosseini following the lives of 2 Afghan boys, banned in the country and today it was reported that a journalist would be put to death for blasphemy. Although according to Shamsur Rahman, the head of the court, the condemned man, Sayed Perwiz Kambakhsh, still has to go through three more courts to declare his eventual fate. Fellow journalists have been told not to make a fuss or they will be arrested.

The blasphemous act carried out by Kambakhsh was to download material from the internet relating to the role of women in Islamic society. He should count himself lucky he wasn't caught doing something really naughty like laughing.

Islam's bibliophobic traditions have been well documented ever since 641AD when Alexandria fell into the hands of Muslims. General Amr ibn al-As ordered all books in the library to be burned, one by one. "If they are in agreement with the Koran, they are superfluous. If they are not in agreement, they are dangerous', he drunkenly told Abdul, his 10 year old 'bed warmer'.

Reuters report

Warning - Sensitive Musim Alert

Get ready for yet another bout of murder, mayhem and embassy burning as sensitive Muslims prepare themselves once again to be mortally offended later this week.

Mr Geert Wilders of the Dutch Freedom Party has made a 10 minute documentary about the teachings of the dark side. The film, scheduled to be broadcast on TV and/or internet, is already causing quite a stir in Holland even though its full contents are still not known.

Gutless Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, is attempting to ban it claiming that 'freedom of speech doesn't give anybody the right to offend'. A strange remark when you consider that one of the main reasons civilised countries have freedom of speech is to protect the right to say something regardless of whether somebody else (usually a Muslim) disagrees with it or finds it be be offensive. The Utopian world that Dhimmi Verhagen appears to advocate would simply be a place where nobody says or does anything for fear of being prosecuted for upsetting somebody else. A great place for politicians and Muslims but not much fun for everybody else.

The Grand IslamoNazi of Syria, Ahmad Badr Al Din Hassoun, is already using the film as an excuse to incite Muslims to commit acts of mass murder stating that all Dutch people must take responibility for the film. The mad Mufti was overheard suggesting he '...expects, without fail, a death toll far in excess of the measly 50 Infidels...' that accompannied the Mohammed cartoon massacres.

Here at Allah's favourite blog we all love Mr Wilders. Allah keeps saying that he recognises his face from somewhere but can't quite think where from. I would like to point out that, in my opinion, Mr Wilders in no way resembles a 70s porn star and Allah definitely does not need to watch old 70s porn movies in order to carry out his extremely important duty of personally welcoming each and every new virgin to Paradise.

Europe Is Terror Capital Of The World

U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has publicly stated that Europe now provides a solid platform for global Islamic terrorism. Although he refused to confirm it, it is believed that Mr Chertoff actually considers Britain to be the largest single threat within Europe due to the high proportion of known Muslim terror suspects allowed to operate unhindered within its borders. "Britain is playing a dangerous game. The human rights of terrorists should never be given higher priority than the human rights of innocent citizens" an aide was heard to say.

Britain's eagerness to accept 4 non-British terrorists from Guantanamo Bay is just one worrying example of the U.K.'s misguided attempt to appease fanatical Muslims. Prime Minister Brown mistakenly feels that a submission to Islam is the only way to avoid further terror attacks from followers of the evil teachings of the Dark Side.

Mr Chertoff's statement came on the same day as it was reported that Younis Tsouli, a U.K. based Moroccan terrorist, was now serving a 16 year prison sentence in Belmarsh prison for organising terror campaigns from his London bedroom (American readers should be aware that under British law a 16 year sentence actually means he will only serve a maximum of 8 years and may well be out after about 5 years under the government's new 'early release' scheme).

Lessons from history appear not to have been learnt. Appeasement never works.

Family Love - The Islamic Way

Ever wondered how Muslim girls are treated by their own parents? Well it's all being explained at the inquest of 17 year old Shafilea Ahmed. Despite begging her local authority to save her from being taken to Pakistan and married off, shafelia was forced to endure many months of abuse from her parents which ended with her decomposing body being found on a Cumbrian riverbank.

Her parents, Ifitkar and Farzana, both deny any form of abuse and claim they are normal loving parents. However, in a personal statement written by the schoolgirl, as part of an effort to apply for accommodation away from her parents' home, Shafilea said:

"I had saved £2,000 which they took out of my bank account.

"My parents are going to send me to Pakistan and I'll be married to someone and left there."

"There had been a build-up of violence towards me, and my mother told me I was about to go to Pakistan for an arranged* marriage."

"My mother had started to pack and my parents had been in to school to inform them we were going to Pakistan."

In 2003, Shafilea was taken to Pakistan to be married off to another member of the family (it is the Islamic way). She became so distressed at the prospect of being forced into such a disgusting arrangement that she even attempted suicide by drinking bleach.

A short time after Shafilea returned from Pakistan, she vanished but was not reported missing by her parents. Instead, it was her teachers at Great Sankey High School who informed the authorities of her disappearance.

A close schoolfriend, who wished to remain anymous, stated that Shafilea had told her that she wished to marry somebody who she was not related to. This apparently enraged her father who was desparate to stay true to the islamic tradition of interbreeding.

Shafilea's murdering father has been described as 'smug and content' throughout the inquest.

* Top UK Jew hater Herr Dr Abdul Bari of the Muslim Council of Nazis prefers to describe them as 'assisted' marriages and has already stated that he feels Non Muslims in the UK could 'benefit greatly' from its implementation into British culture. Call me old fashioned but I prefer the traditional type of marriage where neither party ends up dead.

I guess this is yet more proof that there will never be peace in the world until Muslims learn to love their own children more than they hate everybody elses.

Tory Mayor In Trouble For Telling The Truth

Robert Bennett, Mayor of Mirfield, was today in trouble with his own party for stating something that every civilised law-abiding citizen already knows to be true.

In response to a local Muslim request for more public money from the council, Mayor Bennet emailed his Town Clerk requesting that the matter could best be dealt with elsewhere. Because his email has been selectively edited by the Yorkshire Post, the following exerpts are all that have currently been released.

The truth is often a bitter pill to swallow so see if you can spot anything that is untrue or misleading...

"I am aware Islamic organisations are keen to promote a view that they are peaceful, forward thinking individuals who wish to integrate into the British way of life.

"The policy of clothing the feminine population of Dewsbury in black sack-like clothing from head to toe, the occasional trip out to cause mayhem with explosives and the proposal that all those of homosexual persuasion should be killed by shooting or other means is adequate and practical testimony to the level of progress being made in this direction."

He added: "I, for one, am not prepared to spend the time on something that can be dealt with elsewhere... We have enough non-religious problems to address in Mirfield at this time without adding a religious dimension to our discussions."

Kirklees Tory group leader Coun Robert Light said: "The Tory Party in Kirklees totally distances ourselves from the comments made by Bob Bennett, which we find totally unacceptable. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar."

Coun Keith Sibbald, Dewsbury Tory constituency association chairman, said: "You cannot say things like that." although in his defence he then added (very quietly) "Unless you want your throat slit".

It seems a shame that the Conservative party now appears to have a policy that prevents any criticism of Muslims or the Retarded Death Cult they follow.

Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, Fuhrer of the Gestapo Council of Britain, is expected to call for the immediate execution of Mayor Bennett followed by the burning alive of all cats. This may not make much sense to Infidels but under Islamic law it seems customary to do lots of killing when Muslims get upset.

Allah's favourite prophet (that's me (PBUM)) however believes that Mayor Bennett should be immediately promoted to the position of Prime Minister where his common sense approach to a very sensitive issue will be welcomed by the vast majority of civilised British citizens regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation etc etc.