It would appear that the U.K. may be running out of Muslim terrorists. In an attempt to avoid such a devastating catastrophe the Government has urgently requested the immediate return of 5 Islamic terrorists currently held in Guantanamo Bay. Although none of the 5 are U.K. citizens, Prime Minister Gordon Brown feels that a lack of Islamic terrorists in Britain would quickly lead to a shortage of suitable role models for young Muslims receiving benefits from the country they hate. Despite all 5 having undeniable terrorist links each of them has been able to convince naive liberals at groups such as 'Amnesty' and 'Liberty' of their innocence.OMAR DEGHAYES - Was actually caught on film at a Muslim Terror camp but claimed 'mistaken identity' when detained fleeing Afghanistan after the fall of the Taleban.
SHAKER ABDUR-RAHEEM AAMER - Claimed he was merely carrying out 'voluntary charity work' in Afghanistan.
ABDULNOUR SAMEUR - Wounded in Afghanistan (where he had travelled to be a 'good' muslim) whilst fighting alongside a group of Arabs. Also admitted prior knowledge of 9/11.
JAMIL EL-BANNA - Has links to imprisoned radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada.
BINYAM MOHAMMED AL HABASHI - Received firearms and explosives training in Afghanistan with shoe-bomber Richard Reid.
It must be dificult being a Muslim these days. Just because you carry an AK47 and several hand grenades everybody thinks you're a terrorist!!!...Thank Allah for 'Amnesty International' and 'Liberty'.
Hamas Murders More Children
In an effort to avoid the 'embarrassment' of murdering even more of their own children, Palestinian terrorists have today been allowed by their religious leaders to spend a little less time slavishly reciting quranic hate verses at prayer time in order to spend more time studying the instructions for firing portable rockets.
The 'Religious' order comes after a terrorist attempt earlier today, aimed at scuppering Israel/Palestine peace moves, resulted in the death of an 8 year old Palestinian boy and his younger sister when several rockets fell short of their proposed Israeli target and landed in Northern Gaza instead. Souces in the area said 'This is not an unusual occurrence'
This latest Islamic 'own goal' has been described as Hamas' worst 'miscalculation' since they murdered 8 Palestinians in the now infamous 'Gaza Beach Massacre'.
Hamas' spokesperson was said to be 'unavailable' for comment.
2 comments:
Return to where? Britain? Why? Firstly, they're not British citizens (even if they were, they'd be disloyal and a drain on society i.e. unwanted ones). Secondly they're Enemy Combatants and so aren't covered anywhere in the Third Geneva Convention. Legally they can get fat in Guantanamo at the US taxpayer's expense for the rest of their irrelevant lives. They should've read the evil infidel's Geneva Conventions before they decided to become Islamic terrorists (excuse the redundancy). And let's face it - that's what we all want. For them all to be in one place under lock and key within the sights of an M16A2 and a buck private who's bored that he's not with his buddies seeing any action in the world's eternal shithole/Middle East. They don't have a very good track record for not trying to kill women and children upon release from there, anyway, and they were caught trying to kill and main the Allies (or anyone who happened to be nearby) in the first place, so it's not like they should be given the benefit of the doubt.
Sheesh - when's the general election? We need to vote this proto-Marxist motherfucker out as soon as possible.
Oh, and people who work for Liberty should have their offices/sedition headquarters raided and they should be rounded up and detained indefinitely under the powers of the Terrorism Act 2000 for aiding acts of terrorism and terrorists.
You can't blame then for wanting to return here, after all their dole payments far excede social security payments in Pakistan.
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