Thursday 23 August 2007

Iranian Male Sex Party Gets Out of Hand

Going out for a quick drink and a fumble with his girlfriend seemed like a good idea to 25 year old Saeed Ghanbari from Qazvin, Iran. Unfortunately, the 'Religious' police had other ideas and young Saeed was duly lashed 80 times infront of a crowd of more than 1000 men.

The event was so popular that barricades and armed guards were required as many tried climbing traffic lights for a better view. Dozens recorded the entertainment on their mobile phones as 2 police officers enthusiastically carried out their religious duties.

A local Imam stated that 'drinking and having sex outside of marriage was a serious crime. Had it been a minor offence such as killing his sister for overcooking the rice then a telling-off would have been sufficient'.

Earlier this year, a man was flogged after a copy of the Bible was found in his car. In another case a woman who had been forced into prostitution as an eight-year-old received 99 lashes for 'acts contrary to chastity'.

One of the county's top religious leaders stated 'The West is always quick to condemn Islam as a barbaric and backward religion. Personally, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Most Muslim men would pay a weeks wages to be held down and whipped by a couple of guys wearing masks...I know I would'.

4 comments:

Fidothedog said...

You got to love that tolerant Mullah run hellhole.

Joe Bare said...

Wonder what punishment his girlfriend got? Stoned or Hanged?

Anonymous said...

They are after all consistent and rigorous in their application of "Human Rights", at least Sharia style and especially if you happen to be female. Check this one. http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3441314,00.html
This sounds like a deliberate goad to those that questioned the probity and effectiveness of the UN (that seems to be the real offence here). What planet are that lot on, do they actually believe that someone who wants to turn the Jewish state into sub-atomic particles can really hold a valid opinion on this.

Anonymous said...

Gosh they're like kids at a party aren't they? I've never seen such glee on the faces of adult males..even at a footie match. Very easily amused and worked up. Must ejaculate very prematurely.