Wednesday 1 August 2007

Planes, Flames and Naughty M.P.s

Well it's been a funny few weeks for Muslims. First they try to blow up hundreds of people in London for taking part in the un-Islamic activity of having fun...and then they try to scare everybody to death at Glasgow airport by setting fire to themselves. These people really are stupid...didn't they realise if they'd have done it on November 5th they could have raised loads of money by having a 'Penny for the Guy' collection!

It's over 100 degrees, the sun's beating down and you're in Iran....Yes, it must be time to send the Religious Police out to make sure that all women are covered from head to toe in black. And all because Muslim men can't control their sexual urges. Who ever said Islam was a backward religion that discriminates against women?

And now for the feel-good factor.... Part time M.P. and ex-holder of the coveted 'Turban of Death' award, George Galloway, has been found guilty (again) of stealing money from the Iraqi 'oil for food' programme by yet another independent investigation. The embarrassing bully boy of British politics looked guiltier than a Muslim attending Alchoholics Anonymous as he launched into a desperate attack on those that exposed him. Although the corrupt M.P. cannot produce any accounts for his 'Mariam Appeal' to prove he isn't a thief, he is adamant he has nothing to hide! "My dog ate them one evening whilst I was watching re-runs of Celebrity Big Brother" ...said the socialist millionaire.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

As it is written in the sacred hippocratic hadith:

After midnight thou shallt administer thy gas canisters unto the den of iniquity in which rejoiceth the infidel whores, and though shallt therein causeth a great smitting of fire and smoke unto them, even as they queueth at the bar to purchaseth a cranberry and mango J20.

In the morning, thou shallt administer saline drips, myocardial infarcations and lumbar punctures to the sick.

Then in the afternoon, thou shallt blow up the healthy.

Andrew Gisbourne said...

Any word as to whether that poor, mixed-up sap has popped off to meet his abhorrent moon-god in his date-rapist-designed paradise yet? I heard he had a low-bubkis chance of survival...
Great website and blog - keep it up, whoever you are.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic. Now I can rely on the daily prayer you are sending out!

Smooth said...

Love it. Finally, I have found a site where I can read about islam in the only way that it was meant to be read; by intelligent writers. The last thing islamists can tolerate is a population of thinking, educated people.
Ignorance is the oxygen that keeps these bastards alive. Introduce any kind of learning and critical thinking into a population and the islamist dies. Thank you for starting the decomposition process.

Anonymous said...

"Eternal vigilance is the price of civilization."

"Islam is an organized crime against humanity!"

http://www.rationalistinternational.net/article/20041120_en.html

thanks for this site n for being u, Mo!!

Anonymous said...

Oh Mo, if I was a virgin I'd hug you, you brilliant little prophet!
I missed you soooooo much while you were "updating" Allahs messages to mankind!
Welcome back and never leave.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mo,

You will be meeting my friend '9mm' sooner than you think :-)

Anonymous said...

Hey Mo...CONGRATULATIONS...looks like you got your first fatwah on your blog!

Do they have irony in the 'religion of peace'?

Anonymous said...

Thanks Mo, we all need a little inspiration now and then,

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