Friday 3 August 2007

Barbecued Muslim Leaves Earth

Well, Paradise has another mouth to feed tonight after failed terrorist, Kafeel Ahmed, died in hospital from the injuries he received whilst being a very naughty Muslim at Glasgow airport.

There was, however, one very happy lady tonight and that was Layla, AKA virgin number 1 (of 72). Layla, one of Paradise's most experienced virgins, was considered a bit of a beauty in her day. Time may not have been too kind to her but she is still considered to be excellent value for money. As Layla pointed out..."It's not easy working as a virgin in Paradise as almost all of my clients have several major body parts missing. That's why I can't wait to 'welcome' Kafeel...he may have the skin texture of BBQ'd pig but at least he'll be able to make his own breakfast in the morning!".

Layla's caring nature has made her one of Allah's favourite virgins. After 38 years of attentive service beyond the call of duty, Layla only has another 1,253 suicide bombers to satisfy before she is due for automatic retirement.




6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Old Layla. I guess a virgin's work is never done :o)

Andrew Gisbourne said...

It would've cost the British taxpayer millions to keep this guy on painkillers, in operations/procedures and in care for the rest of his days, so I suppose this is ultimately a good thing. But I can't help wondering if a lifetime's agony might've served to reverse the indoctrination and hatred this mixed-up jerkoff underwent.
Anyway, we should be thankful. This guy and his degenerate buddies did a bit of work into showing us - those of us who didn't already know - the true face of Islam (some people think it's 'peaceful' and just a 'religion' for example), and nobody got hurt in the process. Well, apart from this guy, but who gives a shit about him? Exactly - nobody.

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Twoshorties said...

Lyla must have a tough time working full time as a professiona-virgin-for-mohammadian.

Anonymous said...

layla's a babe...does anybody have her number?

Anonymous said...

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