Saudi Dictator Arrives in U.K. Disguised as Groucho Marx

His Islamonaziness King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was today greeted by ex 'Turban of Death' holder, HRH Prince Charlie, on his visit to the United Kingdom. Charlie sees the visit as an integral part of his quest to be accepted as the official representative of Islam in the United Kingdom.

Topics that weren't on the agenda for discussion included women's rights (women aren't even allowed to drive in Saudi), Homosexuality (a big no, no in Saudi - if you want to keep your head attached to your shoulders) and religion (other than Islam, of course). Charlie has felt drawn towards Islam ever since he realised that being Muslim meant he would be allowed to beat his disobedient wives (surah 4:34).

His Islamonaziness is ranked number 5 in the 'World's Worst Dictator' list and has won several Groucho Marx lookalike competitions.

MCB Can't deny Islam is Misogynistic, Homophobic, anti-semitic etc etc

An anonymous spokesman at MCB Nazi HQ was today unable to defend Islam against a few simple words of truth spoken by respected author Martin Amis (Peace Be Upon Him). Having been branded an Islamophobe (well, who isn't these days) for daring to speak out against fanatical Muslims in the past, Mr Amis (PBUH) yesterday said "There are great problems with Islam. The Koran recommends the beating of women. The anti-Semites, the psychotic misogynists and the homophobes are the Islamists."

The MCB spokesman seemed stunned that anybody would dare to utter such words of truth about the 'peaceful and tolerant' religion that claims almost as many lives every year as AIDS.

Struggling to find any credible denial of Amis' (PBUH) statement, the book-burning MCB spokesman decided to use the standard Islamonazi response of branding Amis a 'racist'. This tired and predictable response is also completely wrong as Islam is not a race, it is an evil death cult that bans its followers from having fun.

Spot The Terrorist

Whilst most people go to the New Forest in Hampshire for a relaxing day out or a spot of camping, Muslims have now found a use for it worthy of their 'peaceful and tolerant' religion. Forget the bandit territory on the Afghan/Pakistan border, the New Forest is now the Official Preferred Terrorist Training Camp for all UK Muslims.

A 2 week Terror Training Package (half board with ammo included) costs as little as 2 days' dole money. This was far too good an opportunity to miss for several young dysfunctional Muslims., most of whom were bearded and all of whom were extremely ugly and socially inept. The only chance they'd ever get to have sex with a woman would be to blow themselves up, taking as many innocent people as possible with them, and receive the gratitude of Allah's 72 imaginary virgins.

Mousa Brown, 41, of Walthamstow, east London; Kibley da Costa, 24, of West Norwood, south-east London; Mohammed Al-Figari, 42, of Tottenham, north London, and Kader Ahmed, 20, of Plaistow, east London all put their faith in the hands of Virgin Leader Mohammed Hamid, 50...Now they all face long prison sentences where they will all almost certainly lose their virginity - although not quite as they had intended.

Anybody wishing to book an action-packed New Forest Terror Training Package should contact the new UK agent for Death Holidays at the following email georgegallowaydotcom@gmail.com

The New NHS Lottery

Many UK Muslim medical students have now decided to follow a 'modified' version of the hypocratic oath . Instead of dedicating their lives to improving the well-being of their fellow human beings irrespective or race, religion, creed, wealth etc they have decided that all patients will be dealt with in accordance with the doctors' own perverted interpretation of the IslamoNazi-inspired Koran.

This brings new meaning to the term 'NHS lottery', a term usually given to the insane situation where somebody could have treatment refused in their own health authority area but would have received it had they lived elsewhere! Now we have a situation where not only does it depend on your postcode but also on your religion, sex, sexual orientation and lifestyle.

A senior NHS manager (who wished to remain anonymous) stated 'The NHS is at crisis level. A couple of months ago we had Muslim doctors attempting to murder as many inncocent men, women and children as possible at Glasgow airport. Then we had the Butcher of Bury dentist, Omer Butt, who couldn't control his sexual urges and refused to treat a woman unless she covered up. And, now we have the next generation of doctors wishing to decide who they treat. God help anybody who's female, a homosexual, has an STD, has been raped, has been beaten by their husband, has had a drink, has eaten a bacon sandwich and/or doesn't pray to Mecca 5 times a day'.

A leading NHS spokesperson (who also wished to remain anonymous) added 'We looked very closely at the recent Sainsbury's policy (reported on this blog) and feel that the easiest way to deal with Muslim sensitivities in the NHS is total submission. As from next Monday, any Muslim not wishing to deal with Infidels will be able to kill them and move on to the next more 'Islamo-sensitive' patient'.

Ban the Koran

Infidels, do your duty!

Allah feels that all Muslims should now find a new book to read.
He suggests they choose something a little more light-hearted this time.
Click here to sign the petition.

Sainsbury's Sell their Soul to the Devil

Sainsbury's supermarket has succumbed to Islam and publicly stated that its Muslim employees can decide which products they wish to sell.

Apparantly, some Muslim employees are unhappy with their Infidel employers for selling grotesque items such as alchohol and pork based products. Sainsbury's bosses have decided that they daren't risk upsetting the aforementioned employees just in case it leads to worldwide rioting and the murder of innocent women and children as in the global cartoonophobia uprising of february 2006.

A Sainsbury's spokesperson (who wished to remain anonymous) stated "We want all our sensitive Muslim workers to feel at home. This is just a pilot scheme, but if successful, we will also consider giving disobedient female Muslim members of staff the right to be beaten by their male colleagues", he then added "We are currently awaiting delivery of signs asking all Infidel customers not to look at any female Muslim workers. All of us in the boardroom feel this should keep the Muslim community happy until we get round to banning Christmas ".

Inayat Bunglawala, assistant secretary-general of the Terrorist supporting Islamonazi Council of Britain (MCB) said "Alchohol is the drink of the devil. How is one supposed to accurately aim a rocket propelled grenade whilst under the influence of such a drink?".