Sony Change Logo As Mark of Respect

Sony today appeared to join the ever growing ranks of gutless dhimmitude when it delayed the release of PS3 game 'Little Big Planet' in order not to offend a certain sector of the community who like to take offence on a regular basis.

Apparently, the game's soundtrack included 2 lines from the Koran. Most civilised people may wonder why anybody should find lines from a 'holy' book offensive but when dealing with Islam it should be noted that much of the Koran is based on hatred and was written whilst under the influence of hallucinogenic substances (I was having a bad day).

A later press release from Sony was quite ambiguous. We now believe the decision to remove the offensive material may have been taken in order not to offend decent law abiding citizens rather than Muslims who are well used to listening to the hate filled diatribe contained within the Koran.

LittleBigPlanet Delayed

Still Not Sure About The Afghan War?

Muslim 'Freedom Fighters' in Afghanistan showed today why their organisation is so attractive to UK born Pakistani males when they murdered a woman for having a job.

Lt-Col Malalai Kakar headed the country's 'Crimes against women' department and had received several death threats from the Afghan brigade of the straggly-beard club (AKA The Taleban). In true Islamic tradition they also attempted to murder her young son but ran away when, after being shot several times, the boy said 'boo' to them.

The Taleban had banned all women from working when they were in power. "She was our target, and we successfully eliminated our target." said a Taleban spokesman as he joyously beat his 8 year old wife.

Top Afghan Policewoman Shot Dead

Marry Today, Start School Tomorrow

Under Islamic law it is perfectly OK to let a filthy paedophile play doctors and nurses with your pre-school age daughter yet it brings dishonour and humiliation on the family when that same girl tells her daddy that she's sick and tired of being raped and abused by the Muslim pervert.

Saira Nusrat Bibi, now 17 but only 9 at the time of her 'marriage', was shot dead by a group of men sent by her parents as she left the courtroom. The murder happened as she was attempting to have her 'ordeal' legally ended

Pakistani Senator, Israr Ullah Zehri, stated that "these are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them”.

This incident is just one of many barbaric atrocities carried out in the area under the cover of Islam. In the same village, 3 young girls were shot and then buried alive for voicing their objections to being married off in the usual Muslim 'tradition'.

British Muslim paedophile supporters at the MCB were understood to be relieved that such rich Islamic traditions were being staunchly defended. Their integration into UK law was 'merely a matter of time' stated one ex-MCB Secretary General.

Married at 9, dead at 17

'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello...I Hate Infidels

Britain's 'top' Muslim cop yesterday showed why people shouldn't be promoted just because of their race, religion or sex.

Westernphobic Met Police Assistant Commissioner, Tarique Ghaffur, wasn't promoted because of his ability, he was promoted because he was Muslim. Politically correct do-gooders felt such an appointment would be good for Anglo-Muslim relations and encourage other followers of the Dark Side to join the police instead of blowing themselves up on tube trains packed full of school children.

However, despite being in the second most powerful police job in the country's largest police force, talentless Ghaffur is claiming he's been discriminated against because of his race and religion. If earning more than £100,000 per year, being given a CBE and a retirement pot of £500,000 is being discriminated against then I'd like to apply for a bit of discrimination too.

Race row police told to 'shut up'

Til Your Death Do Us Part

Muslim men sure know how to show their wives a good time. Take Rania's husband...he married her when she was 14 or 15 (that's quite old by Islamic standards) and within 5 months forced her to put on a belt packed full of explosives (ably assisted by his female relatives) and wait outside a school for 'further instructions'. Strangely enough, Rania decided that blowing herself up next to a group of school children wasn't the nicest thing to do, so she told the police!

The following except from Rania's husband's wedding vows should have given her a clue as to her husband's intentions...

I, a Muslim Terrorist Paedophile, take you, Rania,
to be my property
to beat and abuse
from this day forward;
for cleaning, for cooking
for richer, for poorer,
in your sickness and pain
to hate and to despise
till your death do us part,
according to Allah's holy law.
In the presence of Allah I make this vow.

The dramatic moment a 15-year-old Iraqi suicide bomber gave herself up

Another 'Loving' Muslim Father

A court heard today how a Muslim father forced his own son to take part in a cruel and barbaric Muslim ritual whilst other Muslim men wailed like Dervishes as they looked on.

Syed Mustafa Zaidi, a 44 year old devout follower of the Dark Side's Shia branch, first flogged himself with a zanjeer zani (a barbed whip made from knives and chains) and then 'encouraged' his 13 year old son to do the same. For some strange reason the son wasn't keen on joining in with the festivities but was eventually forced to do so.

This all-male event was held at a community centre in Manchester. The centre used to be available for special occasions such as wedding receptions and birthdays. However, since Muslims moved into the area, it is now used mainly for Islamic rituals such as flogging and other fresh-blood related perversions.

Under UK law a child can be disciplined with a smack provided that it does not leave anything more than a temporary reddening of the skin. Having lumps of flesh torn from one's back with a barbed whip does seem slightly excessive...even for Muslims.

The Child Abuse case continues.

Iran Runs Out Of Stones

Iran has either run out of stones or is finally dragging itself out of the 7th century!

Earlier this week (Tuesday, 5 August 2008) Iran's state owned media announced that the country would no longer stone people to death. Apparently they now consider the punishment to be cruel and barbaric, so instead, anybody found guilty of heinous crimes such as adultery will be tied to a post and publicly flogged to within an inch of their life...Well, it's a start!

Shares in 'Stones-R-Us', Iran's largest employer, fell faster than a shoplifter's hand on a chopping block when the news was first announced.

Iranians suspend death by stoning

Hamas/Fatah Baby Killing Machine

Hamas and Fatah, showed this weekend exactly why Palestinians have nothing to look forward to other than a life of pain, misery, death and fallafal. Despite signing a peace deal in Saudi last month both sides decided that the best way for them to represent the people that elected them into power was to butcher some children and other innocent people.

Up to 5 babies were either killed or maimed by the terror groups when they were caught in crossfire. Claims that each side were using babies as a human shield were denied although this is a usual tactic for most Muslim terror groups such as Hamas, Fatah and Hezbollah.

At least 80 people (including 12 children) have been injured so far.

Are Muslims EVER Happy?

It would appear that UK Muslims have become so used to the nazi style propoganda spewed out by stations such as Al Jazeera that they expect it from ALL programme makers. In true Islamic tradition, anything that shows both sides of the argument is immediately branded as an 'Islamophobic' attack that should not be tolerated.

A film documentray on the Koran described as an "exemplary piece of programme making" by an award winning film-maker has angered many Muslims because, amongst other things, it highlighted the difference between Shia (who kill lots of people), and Sunni (who kill even more people).

Apparently, Muhammad Abdul Bari, top UK Islamonazi and current Secretary General of the MCB, was not happy (again) that the programme makers pointed out that Shias believe there is a direct line of succession from the prophet Muhammad's family who were divinely ordained to lead Muslims, whereas Sunnis who comprise the majority of Muslims, reject this. Mad Muhammad Bari, wrote in his complaint... "With respect, this is an irresponsible portrayal which plays into the hands of those who wish to seek discord amongst Muslims...".

Initially, the Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPAC) had urged supporters to congratulate Channel 4 on the film, but, as is usually the case with all things Muslim, one cry of 'Islamophobia' is always followed by several million more in order to show a united front in the 'victim status' stakes. MPAC now consider the film to be of a "biased and inflammatory nature"... who ever said Muslims couldn't think for themselves!

One part of the documentary even suggested that some Muslims were responsible for terrorism! An outrageous comment to make and it comes just a week after the UN ordered British Infidels to be more tolerant of their Muslim guests' beliefs (and just a couple of days after several Islamic terrorist attacks around the world in which even a hospital was targetted and hundreds of people slaughtered...including several babies).

I wonder if the West Midlands Police will investigate this one too!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/28/islam.channel4
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7528117.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7528506.stm

UPDATE - Site Disruption Due To Naughty Muslim

UPDATE - The domain www.prophetmohammed.co.uk now temporarily redirects to www.laughingatislam.com. Allah wishes it to be known that his favourite prophet is safe and well - END OF UPDATE.

Naughty Muslims - you know who you are ;o) - have tried to hack Allah's favourite website...Allah's not a happy god tonight!!!!

The main domain of www.prophetmohammed.co.uk may be inaccessible for a short period of time.

However, the site can still be accessed from any of the following:
www.laughingatislam.com
www.peacebeuponme.com
www.prophet-muhammad.biz

Hard of hearing jihadists can still catch up with the latest news here:
www.islamickebab.com

The mad, bad world of Islam can still be found here:
www.islamismad.com

Updates to follow shortly.

PS. The above image was only possible thanks to the co-operation of 'Fido' and his chums.

Muslim Integration Not Quite Going According to Plan

Three years on from the 7/7 London Tube Bombings where over 50 innocent people were slaughtered by followers of an evil death cult, Britain still refuses to recognise the ongoing threat of the Nazi inspired teachings of Islam. All attempts at integrating Muslims into civilised society have been turned on their head and British people are now openly expected to adapt to the ways of the Dark Side.

Two 12 year old pupils were recently given detention for refusing to pray to Allah at a school in Cheshire whilst other kids were told off for not doing it right! For anybody unsure of how to pray in a respectful way to Allah simply follow these instructions...

1. Point your bottom towards Mecca.
2. Let off an almighty botty burp.
3. Use several pages from a copy of the Quran to wipe away any accidental outage.

Now it's not always easy to work out which direction Mecca is so as an alternative many Muslims simply point towards their local benefits office and give thanks for getting free money every week.

Nobody is suggesting that all Muslims are actively involved in terrorism so one might think that the law abiding element would welcome any efforts to cut out the more pro-active terrorists from within their own comunities. Unfortunately this doesn't appear to be the case.

In the latest clampdown on Islamic terrorism ACPO (Association of Chief Police Officers) is drawing up guidlines to ensure that all sniffer dogs wear appropriate footwear to avoid upsetting Muslims...that'll teach 'em! This comes only days after Tayside police were forced to make an apology to Muslims for displaying a poster that showed a cute puppy in a police officer's helmet.

Muslims recently demanded that they should be exempt from checks by sniffer dogs at airports and train stations. Apparently such checks make it almost impossible to carry Semtex and other terror related materials onto trains without being caught and are therefore Islamophobic.

RSPCA officials were in total agreement with the exemption. One anonymous official stated 'Dogs have rights too. Just because they can lick their own balls and like to sniff eachothers' bottoms doesn't mean they should be made to get that close to odious scum such as Islamonazi terror suspects. It's about time we showed some respect to dogs'.

SNIFFER DOGS OFFEND MUSLIMS

Detention for refusing to kneel in class and pray to Allah

Tayside Police apologise after Muslims complain over 'unclean' puppy in advert

Foam Stress-Ball KOs Galloway

Corrupt MP George Galloway has had a bit of a rough ride these past few weeks. He's been knocked out by a foam stress-ball, investigated for assault and is now planning to sue 'The Bill', an ITV police drama series, for not paying him any money.

In April, whilst out campaigning for the Islamonazi 'Respect' party, an onlooker paid all due respect to the self-confessed bullyboy by throwing a Foam stress-ball at him. The ball hit him on the head and knocked the big softy out for 20 minutes. Guilty George eventually came round to the sound of a cheering crowd hailing his assailant, Tim Heald, a hero!

The following week, whilst spewing out his usual predictable diatribe from an open top bus, the odious oaf was jovially heckled ... "I salute your indefatigability — you wan*er" shouted a perceptive bystander. Nazi George was unable to see the funny side however and upon noticing that the heckler was smaller than him, immediately went into hate-filled Islamonazi mode, running down the stairs and violently shoving the innocent man. The police are still investigating.

In his latest escapade, gutless Galloway watched an episode of the Bill in which fictional corrupt MP, Paul Sagger, was investigated for using a soldier's coffin to smuggle stolen goods and drugs into the country. A source close to Mr Galloway said the 'uncanny similarities between him and Sagger were too close to have been an accident'. Galloway intends to sue the programme makers as they did not pay lots of money for their particularly accurate portrayal of him.

Guilty George is a past winner of Mo's 'Turban of Death' award and has also been featured for being a parasitic thief.

Milk, Sugar and 150 Lashes Please

Saudi Arabia today provided more evidence that Islam is nothing more than an evil cult based on corrupt 'values' which every other society/religion banished to the dustbins of inhumanity generations ago.

With alchohol and whoring banned (unless you're a member of the Saudi royal family) along with every other fun activity, most Saudis spend their leisure time sitting alone in darkened rooms waiting for death to arrive for some light relief. But for Muhammad Ali Abu Raziza, a psychology professor in Mecca, this wasn't enough and he decided to go to a coffee shop and drink coffee...with a woman. Having been promptly arrested by the religious police he has now been sentenced to 150 lashes and 8 months in prison.

One could argue that a psycholgy professor should have realised he was living amongst a nation of mad men and should therefore have been more careful.

U.N. Sponsors 'Bomb-Making' Classes For Kids

The United Nations hung its head in shame today when the headmaster of one of its schools was exposed as being a top bomb maker for a Muslim terror group.

By day, Awad al-Qiq was a respected teacher and headmaster in the Gaza Strip. By night, he built rockets for the Islamonazi cowards of Hamas . For many years the UN has denied Israeli allegations that it supported anti-Israeli terror groups such as Hamas and Hezbollah, preferring instead to accuse Israel of paranoia.

A UN spokesperson today stated that it wasn't aware of Mr al-Qiq's 'out of school' activities, although he failed to deny rumours that Mr al-Qiq included 'bomb making' and 'killing Jews' as hobbies on his CV.

Ken's Reign Of Terror Ends

Terrorist support groups such as the MCB and the MAB were in mourning this morning (hey, that rhymes) as Jew-hating Ken Livingstone was kicked out of the post of Mayor of London. Votors had finally had enough of the man who wined and dined leaders of proscribed Islamic terror groups including Yusuf al-Qaradawi. Some of the Mayor's more vocal supporters even included suicide bomber apologists such as Azzam Tamimi, a man who praised “martyrdom” saying: “If I can go to Palestine and sacrifice myself I would do it” (Well I'm not stopping you).

Ken's final desparate attempt to win the Islamonazi vote was to claim that new mayor, Boris Johnson would ban the koran. Although this was unfortunately a lie, votors actually believed him and turned to Boris in their thousands. It's thought this provided the extra votes needed to oust London's Fascist dictator and consign him to the history books of hypocricy where he belongs.

Allah has asked me to congratulate Mayor Boris Johnson and the good people of London who have taken the first step in the fight against the Dark Side.

Vive La Revolution!

Explosion In Leeds Was Not Caused By Muslim Terrorists

Yes, incredible as it may seem, today's explosion in Leeds was apparently caused by a gas leak and not by our peace loving friends from I Sincerely Love A Massacre (Islam).

Emergency services first cast doubt over whether the explosion was caused by angry Muslims when they realised that no defenceless women or children appeared to have been targetted.

Muhammad Abdul Bari, Chief Nazi at the Muslim Council of Britain, was said to be devastated. "What sort of trickery is this?" he stated when he first heard the news. He then managed to place a positive spin on the incident by claiming that it must have been a sign from Allah and therefore Islam's monopoly on UK terrorism was still in place.

Islamic schools lure boys into begging

If a Muslim knocks on your door and offers to take your 7 year old son away to educate him it's probably a good idea to say 'no thank you'. Every year in Senegal, thousands of parents send their sons to be educated by Islamic religious leaders. Unfortunately, the vast majority end up begging on the streets of the capital under the cover of the death cult we all know and love called Islam.

In the name of religion, most of these boys spend two hours a day memorizing verses from the Quran and over nine hours begging to line the pockets of the man they call teacher.

And what happens to children who fail to meet their daily quotas? They are stripped and doused in cold water. The older boys pick them up like hammocks by their ankles and wrists The teacher then whips them with an electrical cord until the cord breaks their skin.

Read the full story of Islam's Love For Children.

"Please Mummy, Can I Divorce My Husband?"

Although having suffered sexual and domestic abuse at the hands of her 30 year old husband, 8 year old, Nojoud Nasser was too young to seek a divorce in a Yemeni court. However, when court judge Muhammed Al-Qathi heard her complaint he thankfully put aside his 'Islamic values' and ordered the arrests of both her father and husband.

“My father beat me and told me that I must marry this man, and if I did not, I would be raped and no law and no sheikh in this country would help me. I refused but I couldn’t stop the marriage. I asked and begged my mother, father, and aunt to help me to get divorced. They answered, ‘We can do nothing. If you want you can go to court by yourself.’ So this is what I have done.”

Item number 15 in Yemeni civil law reads that “no girl or boy can get married before the age of 15." However, this item was amended in 1998 so parents could make a contract of marriage between their children even if they are under the age of 15. But the husband cannot be intimate with her until she is ready or mature. “This law is highly dangerous because it brings an end to a young girl’s happiness and future fruitful life."

It's Official - Islam is a Fascist Cult Based on the Mad Rantings of a Barbarian

A court in Holland yesterday ruled that Islam could be likened to Fascism.

An Islamonazi group calling itself the Dutch Islamic Federation (DIF) had brought a case against Geert Wilders insisting that the Dutch MP be prevented from exercising his right to freedom of expression. The terrorist supporting group even wanted Wilders to apologise for previous factual comments he had made that Muslims considered to be insulting (are there any other types?).

The judge also stated that it was OK to call Prophet Mohammed (who me?) a Barbarian! - Well, 1400 years stuck in the desert does have an adverse effect on ones social skills.

During the courtcase, not only were the DIF unable to deny that Allah's favourite prophet was a barbarian but they were also unable to deny that Islam consists of beliefs that are in total contradiction to democratic principles of civilised societies.

Copies of Geert Wilders' latest movie 'Fitna' are continually being taken down from youtube.com... the film can however, be seen and also downloaded from here. Watch it while you can!

The Annual Camel Beauty Contest

THIS IS NOT A BELATED APRIL FOOL ARTICLE

Muslim men in the UAE found it hard to contain their excitement as the annual Camel Beauty Contest got under way in Abu Dhabi. The contest is split between pedigree and dark-skinned camels and all participants must be free from contagious diseases.

The contest has been marred in the past by allegations of vote rigging after several judges were allegedly found to be dating some of the contestants. Although false eyelashes and excessive make-up are actively discouraged, contestants are allowed to show some ankle provided the predominantey male crowd does not work themselves into a sexual frenzy before the bikini section begins.

Last year's winner, Miss Tehran, was executed after only 2 months when she refused to marry her owner.

Allah's favourite prophet wishes it to be known that he has not had sexual relations with any of this year's contestants.

'Fitna' the movie See It Here...NOW (UPDATE)

(UPDATE) The previous link to the film at liveleak.com was removed earlier today (29/03/08). Allah's favourite prophet would like it to be known that he in no way blames liveleak.com for removing the video as this was due to many death threats received from Muslims aimed at members of Liveleak.com's staff. Liveleak.com's message clearly shows how disappointed they were at having to take the decision to remove the film. The above link is obviously at risk of being removed from youtube.com for the same reason. I have managed to obtain a copy of the film and shall post it online at www.prophet-muhammad.biz/fitna.html on Sunday 29th March 2008 for anybody to view or download. (END OF UPDATE).

Geert Wilders' attempt to show his movie 'Fitna' online has come across yet another obstacle.

The domain www.fitnathemovie.com was registered with and hosted by networksolutions.com. Under their terms and conditions, it is prohibited to transmit, distribute, upload, post or store any material that is... "obscene, harassing, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, constitutes an illegal threat...etc". We understand that Mr Wilders breached the above terms and conditions because his film showed extracts from the Koran. The Koran is widely recognised as being very good toilet paper but otherwise totally useless (unless you're a 1st year terror student).

We hope that ALL other web hosting providers will now ban ALL websites that contain any passages from the Koran.

This post has been rewritten by Allah's favourite prophet as it was previously not very well wroted.

Please feel free to email your comments to mark.salerno@networksolutions.com

Bonking Brigadier Upholds Islamic Double Standards

Brigadier General Ali Reza Zarei, Iran's 'Moral enforcer', was recently arrested by members of his own force when they raided a Tehran brothel. The Brigadier, a close confidant of Iran's diminutive President Ahmadinejad, was apparently caught with his pants down whilst with 6 prostitutes.

Reports state that up to 60 hours of video tape featuring the General carrying out his covert 'manoeuvres' was also confiscated by his officers. It is understood that President Ahmadinejad has demanded to know the secret of his favourite General's success with the opposite sex and is personally keeping hold of the tapes untill he finds out.

For some unknown reason the above report has not been mentioned in the official Iranian media.

China Stands Up To Islamic Terrorism

It has just been disclosed that Chinese police have foiled a plot by Islamic terrorists to crash a Chinese passenger jet. The terrorists had intended the slaughter to mark the launch of a relentless terror campaign aimed at disrupting the Olympic games being held in August. Two suspects are currently 'helping the police with their enquiries'.

Muslim terrorists in China face a lot tougher task than their benefits-drawing 'brothers' in the West. Unencumbered by perverse European 'Human Rights' laws, China is able to take far more appropriate action against terrorists and deal with them as nature intended.

Earlier this week 10 Australian travel agents were taken hostage by a Muslim terrorist in X'ian. Having released the hostages the terrorist received fair and just treatment when he was shot dead by police marksmen for not giving himself up.

An earlier raid in January saw 2 more Muslim terrorists shot dead and a further 15 arrested. Although the whereabouts of the 15 are not currently known an unofficial source stated that the terror suspects and their testicles would be reunited in time for the journey to meet each of their 72 virgins.

China may have an abominable human rights record but its treatment of Muslim terrorists is merely a measured response to the current level of threat. European leaders should take note of China's stance and act accordingly. For many years European countries such as Britain have attempted to appease Muslims. As we all know to our detriment, the results of this misguided policy have been devastating.

Danish Muslims Turn Stupidity Into An Artform

Denmark's security services have been stretched to breaking point thanks to some extremely stupid Muslims. Now we'd all expect Muslims to have gotten a little upset over the republication of the Danish Mo cartoons, but some of them should have paid a bit more attention in the ' How to Issue a Fatwah' lesson at their local Madrassa.

Kurt Westergaard, creator of the infamous Mo-Turban-Bomb cartoon, could possibly have foreseen a death threat or 2... But Kurt Westergaard the businessman, or Kurt Westergaard the grocer or any of the other 81 Kurt Westergaards in Denmark may have a genuine case for feeling a little hard done by. Yes, you've guessed it, Danish Muslims blinded by hatred, blood-lust and a severe case of genetic dysfunction have actually sent death threats to almost every Kurt Westergaard in the Danish phonebook.

One would have thought that a religion whose male population are almost entirely called Mohammed would have put 2 and 2 together and realised there was a small possibility that more than one Kurt Westergaard might actually exist in Denmark... but apparantly not.

Every cloud has a silver lining though "at least it takes some of the immense pressure off of me" said a smiling Kurt Westergaard (the cartoonist).

70s Porn Star Angers Pakistan

Not long to wait now for Geert Wilders' video about the Koran. Even the above promotional video was a bit too much for a certain Muslim country.

If the above youtube video* doesn't work then it's probably due to another attempt by the Pakistani Government to ban the site in their terrorist infested hate-filled country. Apparently they found Geert's video to be insulting to Islam! Can't wait to see their reaction when the actual film gets released :o)

Don't forget to show your support for the 'Extradite Babar Ahmad NOW' campaign!

*One hour after publishing this post the video was removed. The video above is from another youtube source but will more than likely also be removed by youtube in the near future. If you cannot see the video please email me and I shall attempt to find it from another source - inshallah ;o)

Muslim Terror MP Lied

The results of an inquiry into the bugging of M.P. Sadiq Khan has concluded that the Muslim terror M.P. was bugged twice whilst 'visiting' his childhood friend and fellow Islamonazi terrorist sympathiser Babar Ahmad at Woodhill prison in 2005/6.

Ahmad is currently awaiting extradition to the U.S. where thankfully it is still legal to punish terrorists and their co-conspirators. European Human Rights laws have made it virtually impossible for Muslim terrorists to be convicted in Britain and has led to the U.K. being dubbed Britistan and the 'terror capital' of Europe.

Sadiq Khan had initially protested that his visits to Ahmad were in the capacity of an M.P. 'chatting' to his constituent and therefore covered by the now infamous 'Wilson doctrine'* which forbids the bugging of M.P.s. What Khan failed to disclose was that he had registered with the prison as a 'friend' of the terrorist and was therefore not covered by the doctrine. Once again the dhimmi BBC, following orders from its Islamonazi bosses, excelled itself by failing to mention this fact and instead decided to open its report with the following paragraph "A Labour MP was bugged on two visits to see a constituent in prison, the home secretary has told the Commons." The absence of this fairly saliant point should leave any reader of the BBC article confused as to why there was 'no breach of protocol' and 'correct procedures were followed'.

Khan is well known for his hatred of America and has warned the government on several occasions to change its policy on the Middle East or be prepared to reap the consequences from his Muslim brothers.

* The Wilson doctrine was introduced at a time when it was unheard of for friends/associates of Islamic terrorists to be elected to parliament. The very fact that this situation has arisen is proof that the doctrine should be scrapped and that ANY M.P. who thinks it's suitable to visit terrorists in prison should automatically be bugged and kept under close surveillance...preferably in their very own cell at Guantanamo Bay.

Toonophobic Muslims Arrested

Just when you thought the Danish cartoon controversy was over and done with, another group of angry young Muslims rear their empty heads and attempt to kill in the name of their perverted 'religion of peace'.

Danish police today arrested 3 people who were plotting to kill Kurt Westergaard, the talented cartoonist who drew the now (thanks to rioting blood-thirsty Muslims) iconic image of Mohammed with a turban depicting a bomb with a lit fuse. The religion of the 3 suspects wasn't actually mentioned on the BBC website although two are Tunisians and one is a Dane of Moroccan origin...hmmm, any ideas?

Keep It In The Family

The Islamic tradition of not having sex, unless it's with a relative, was yesterday officially recognised as not being a very good idea.

Research carried out by BBC's Newsnight in 2005 (but buried on the orders of Dhimmi BBC bosses in case it offended a certain section of the community) has just been leaked and shows that although Pakistani Muslims account for only 3.4 per cent of all births they have 30 per cent of all British children with recessive disorders.

Environment Minister, Phil Woolas, stated "The problem is that many of the parents themselves and many of the public spokespeople are themselves products of first cousin marriages". This would explain the obvious madness that afflicts many Muslim leaders such as the Head of the IslamoNazi MCB, Dr Abdul Mohammed Bari and terrorist supporting MP Sadiq Khan.

Ex head of the IslamoNazi MCB, Sir Iqbal Sacranie, said that it was unIslamic to have sex with someone you're not related to. He then stated "My wife/sister/cousin is a wonderful person. Our children are very intelligent and even though they aren't yet 13 they can already count up to 10. This means they are members of Islamic MENSA'.

Archbishop of Canterbury Campaigns for Sharia Law in UK

No, you haven't misread the title, Dr Rowan Williams, head of the Church of England, is now actively campaigning for the introduction of Sharia law into the UK. In an interview with the BBC he said that 'Sharia law had been misunderstood' and that its introduction was 'unavoidable'.

Mullah (nee Dr) Williams stated that 'having one law for everyone was dangerous' and that Muslims 'should not have to choose between the law of the land and Sharia'. He stated that Muslims do not relate to the British legal system and therefore adopting Sharia law would be helpful... maybe for them but not very nice for the 97% of the population who don't particularly relish the thought of living in the dark ages.

For an intelligent man Mullah Williams does seem to be a bit of a thicko. Following his perverted logic means that paedophiles would escape justice because they don't agree that raping small children should be illegal... Murderers would all get off on a technicality (ie "Excuse me PC Plod, but the murder law doesn't apply to me so if you don't mind, I'll be on my way") and terrorism would be nothing more than a minor offence punishable with an ASBO.

Mullah Williams was said to have embraced Islam after he was invited to visit a Pakistani Madrassa. Having legally buggered several 8 year old boys at the hate sponsored 'school' he was heard to say "F*ck me, I'm in the wrong job. It's either Catholicism or Islam for me!". The choice was tough but the lure of being able to legally have sex with young children without a multi-million pound law suit being issued against his church made Islam the natural choice.

The Mad Mullah of Canterbury is no stranger to appeasing the equally mad Islamonazi community. Only last year he was awarded my 'Turban of Death' for apologising to muslims for the crusades and having an 'I love Islam, so please don't kill me' tattoo on his lower back.

The following exclusive photograph shows Mullah Williams at his Islamonazi graduation...

Muslims Benefit From Bigamy

The British government has caved in to threats from Muslim groups (yet again) and will now allow Muslim 'men' to claim benefits for multiple wives here in Britain...despite the fact that bigamy is still a crime.

Under the retarded rules of Shariah law each Muslim 'man' is allowed to own up to 4 wives provided he doesn't show any favouritism by lightly beating one wife less than the others.

Sir Iqbal Sacranie, ex head of the Islamonazi Council of Britain (MCB) and a prominent supporter of paedophilia is believed to be unhappy with the new law as it doesn't go far enough. An anonymous inside source at the MCB stated that Sir Iqbal had hoped the legal age of consent would be lowered to 9 in order for him, and many other Muslim 'men', to bring their child brides into the country and be eligible for even more free benefit money.

The Government and the MCB wanted to keep the decision quiet... I can't understand why, can you?

Mental Healthcare - Islamic Style

Whilst we in the West spend billions of pounds every year attempting to understand and treat the mentally ill, Muslims have used the Koran to find a far cheaper, and more effective, way of dealing with the situation.

This morning, tolerant and peaceloving followers of the death cult known as Islam unveilled their cunning plan when they forced two mentally ill women to strap explosives around their bodies and walk into a Baghdad market place full of their fellow Muslims. When a large enough crowd had gathered, a brave Muslim 'man' (hiding around the corner behind another woman) detonated the explosives.

More than 70 men, women and children were killed in this Koran inspired medical operation.

This is a worrying development for Iraq as the Muslim tradition of marrying close relatives has always produced large numbers of mentally deficient followers of the Satanic death cult.

Afghanistan Back To 'Normal'

Muslims around the world can breathe a deep collective sigh of relief now that Afghanistan appears to be on the road to becoming an Islamic state that ALL Muslims can be proud of.

Last week saw the 'Kite Runner', a film based on the incredible book by Khalid Hosseini following the lives of 2 Afghan boys, banned in the country and today it was reported that a journalist would be put to death for blasphemy. Although according to Shamsur Rahman, the head of the court, the condemned man, Sayed Perwiz Kambakhsh, still has to go through three more courts to declare his eventual fate. Fellow journalists have been told not to make a fuss or they will be arrested.

The blasphemous act carried out by Kambakhsh was to download material from the internet relating to the role of women in Islamic society. He should count himself lucky he wasn't caught doing something really naughty like laughing.

Islam's bibliophobic traditions have been well documented ever since 641AD when Alexandria fell into the hands of Muslims. General Amr ibn al-As ordered all books in the library to be burned, one by one. "If they are in agreement with the Koran, they are superfluous. If they are not in agreement, they are dangerous', he drunkenly told Abdul, his 10 year old 'bed warmer'.

Reuters report

Warning - Sensitive Musim Alert

Get ready for yet another bout of murder, mayhem and embassy burning as sensitive Muslims prepare themselves once again to be mortally offended later this week.

Mr Geert Wilders of the Dutch Freedom Party has made a 10 minute documentary about the teachings of the dark side. The film, scheduled to be broadcast on TV and/or internet, is already causing quite a stir in Holland even though its full contents are still not known.

Gutless Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, is attempting to ban it claiming that 'freedom of speech doesn't give anybody the right to offend'. A strange remark when you consider that one of the main reasons civilised countries have freedom of speech is to protect the right to say something regardless of whether somebody else (usually a Muslim) disagrees with it or finds it be be offensive. The Utopian world that Dhimmi Verhagen appears to advocate would simply be a place where nobody says or does anything for fear of being prosecuted for upsetting somebody else. A great place for politicians and Muslims but not much fun for everybody else.

The Grand IslamoNazi of Syria, Ahmad Badr Al Din Hassoun, is already using the film as an excuse to incite Muslims to commit acts of mass murder stating that all Dutch people must take responibility for the film. The mad Mufti was overheard suggesting he '...expects, without fail, a death toll far in excess of the measly 50 Infidels...' that accompannied the Mohammed cartoon massacres.

Here at Allah's favourite blog we all love Mr Wilders. Allah keeps saying that he recognises his face from somewhere but can't quite think where from. I would like to point out that, in my opinion, Mr Wilders in no way resembles a 70s porn star and Allah definitely does not need to watch old 70s porn movies in order to carry out his extremely important duty of personally welcoming each and every new virgin to Paradise.

Europe Is Terror Capital Of The World

U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has publicly stated that Europe now provides a solid platform for global Islamic terrorism. Although he refused to confirm it, it is believed that Mr Chertoff actually considers Britain to be the largest single threat within Europe due to the high proportion of known Muslim terror suspects allowed to operate unhindered within its borders. "Britain is playing a dangerous game. The human rights of terrorists should never be given higher priority than the human rights of innocent citizens" an aide was heard to say.

Britain's eagerness to accept 4 non-British terrorists from Guantanamo Bay is just one worrying example of the U.K.'s misguided attempt to appease fanatical Muslims. Prime Minister Brown mistakenly feels that a submission to Islam is the only way to avoid further terror attacks from followers of the evil teachings of the Dark Side.

Mr Chertoff's statement came on the same day as it was reported that Younis Tsouli, a U.K. based Moroccan terrorist, was now serving a 16 year prison sentence in Belmarsh prison for organising terror campaigns from his London bedroom (American readers should be aware that under British law a 16 year sentence actually means he will only serve a maximum of 8 years and may well be out after about 5 years under the government's new 'early release' scheme).

Lessons from history appear not to have been learnt. Appeasement never works.

Family Love - The Islamic Way

Ever wondered how Muslim girls are treated by their own parents? Well it's all being explained at the inquest of 17 year old Shafilea Ahmed. Despite begging her local authority to save her from being taken to Pakistan and married off, shafelia was forced to endure many months of abuse from her parents which ended with her decomposing body being found on a Cumbrian riverbank.

Her parents, Ifitkar and Farzana, both deny any form of abuse and claim they are normal loving parents. However, in a personal statement written by the schoolgirl, as part of an effort to apply for accommodation away from her parents' home, Shafilea said:

"I had saved £2,000 which they took out of my bank account.

"My parents are going to send me to Pakistan and I'll be married to someone and left there."

"There had been a build-up of violence towards me, and my mother told me I was about to go to Pakistan for an arranged* marriage."

"My mother had started to pack and my parents had been in to school to inform them we were going to Pakistan."

In 2003, Shafilea was taken to Pakistan to be married off to another member of the family (it is the Islamic way). She became so distressed at the prospect of being forced into such a disgusting arrangement that she even attempted suicide by drinking bleach.

A short time after Shafilea returned from Pakistan, she vanished but was not reported missing by her parents. Instead, it was her teachers at Great Sankey High School who informed the authorities of her disappearance.

A close schoolfriend, who wished to remain anymous, stated that Shafilea had told her that she wished to marry somebody who she was not related to. This apparently enraged her father who was desparate to stay true to the islamic tradition of interbreeding.

Shafilea's murdering father has been described as 'smug and content' throughout the inquest.

* Top UK Jew hater Herr Dr Abdul Bari of the Muslim Council of Nazis prefers to describe them as 'assisted' marriages and has already stated that he feels Non Muslims in the UK could 'benefit greatly' from its implementation into British culture. Call me old fashioned but I prefer the traditional type of marriage where neither party ends up dead.

I guess this is yet more proof that there will never be peace in the world until Muslims learn to love their own children more than they hate everybody elses.

Tory Mayor In Trouble For Telling The Truth

Robert Bennett, Mayor of Mirfield, was today in trouble with his own party for stating something that every civilised law-abiding citizen already knows to be true.

In response to a local Muslim request for more public money from the council, Mayor Bennet emailed his Town Clerk requesting that the matter could best be dealt with elsewhere. Because his email has been selectively edited by the Yorkshire Post, the following exerpts are all that have currently been released.

The truth is often a bitter pill to swallow so see if you can spot anything that is untrue or misleading...

"I am aware Islamic organisations are keen to promote a view that they are peaceful, forward thinking individuals who wish to integrate into the British way of life.

"The policy of clothing the feminine population of Dewsbury in black sack-like clothing from head to toe, the occasional trip out to cause mayhem with explosives and the proposal that all those of homosexual persuasion should be killed by shooting or other means is adequate and practical testimony to the level of progress being made in this direction."

He added: "I, for one, am not prepared to spend the time on something that can be dealt with elsewhere... We have enough non-religious problems to address in Mirfield at this time without adding a religious dimension to our discussions."

Kirklees Tory group leader Coun Robert Light said: "The Tory Party in Kirklees totally distances ourselves from the comments made by Bob Bennett, which we find totally unacceptable. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar."

Coun Keith Sibbald, Dewsbury Tory constituency association chairman, said: "You cannot say things like that." although in his defence he then added (very quietly) "Unless you want your throat slit".

It seems a shame that the Conservative party now appears to have a policy that prevents any criticism of Muslims or the Retarded Death Cult they follow.

Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, Fuhrer of the Gestapo Council of Britain, is expected to call for the immediate execution of Mayor Bennett followed by the burning alive of all cats. This may not make much sense to Infidels but under Islamic law it seems customary to do lots of killing when Muslims get upset.

Allah's favourite prophet (that's me (PBUM)) however believes that Mayor Bennett should be immediately promoted to the position of Prime Minister where his common sense approach to a very sensitive issue will be welcomed by the vast majority of civilised British citizens regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation etc etc.